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Kton | He/him I make tumblr posts when I’m mad Please do give me credit if you use my posts for anything

[ktonyard]

Five didn’t need a love story because he already had one.

The entire series is a one big love story. Love isn’t just attraction or romantic. The Umbrella Academy is about Five doing everything he can to save and protect his siblings. If that isn’t love then I can not tell you what is.

[depsidase]

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

i feel like people aren't getting how dire ai is. we are running out of drinkable water. our brains aren't engaging as much with what we see and hear. people near data centers don't get clean water and experience electricity blackouts. it's being used to make pornography of underaged people and women. it often just lies. it affirms everything. it lies. it has made people kill themselves. it lies for gods sake. and people act as if im dramatic for being staunchly against it. 'now i KNOOW you hate ai and whatever, but look at this cute video' this isn't me being a new age puritan about internet videos, this is about the fucking earth and our future living on this planet. people are suffering now, people will suffer more, and my friends and parents will roll their eyes and think im annoying for despising ai so explicitly. we need to wake up because we cannot live like this

[zmpl]

even if bioessentialism was real and all trans women had some inherent advantage over cis women in sports you could not pay me to give a fuck because sports are made up. they are games people play for fun. even though we as a society invented careers around sport it is still boiled down to the fun made up game where you kick a ball. or dribble a ball. or swim in a pool. or show people how fast you can run. it’s for leisure. fun. not serious. who gives a fuck. fun. #mygame⚽️🏀🏈⚾️

[tiktoks-i-enjoyed]

[etheireimagined]

motion sickness

[jellyfish-confetti]

I listened to the Magnus Archives

Im very normal about this media

[fudamnshi]

”time heals all wounds” WRONG. it merely allows for infection.. it is Too late for me

[genderfluid-offical]

"explain your answer" no. i used a calculator, and i do not care about this class

[ktonyard]

Pls tell me that it wasn’t all for nothing, I really just want it to work

[ktonyard]

The idea of keeping the term lesbian and gay man to only be for ”women loving women” and ”men loving men” is a product of assimilation so that gays can ”pretend hetero” with their straight counterparts.

The idea of including trans people within their community shouldn’t be something to fight for.

[morally-ubiquitous]

I have always found the concept of the 'monster fucker Martin' bit amusingly baffling, because it happens to revolve around

Martin (I Wish My Boyfriend Could Just Be Normal) Blackwood

and

Jonathan (Monster Who Doesn't Fuck) Sims

[ktonyard]

Do you want to learn how to make spourdough bread?

Walk with me and I will teach you my ways.

Rule nr 1. Sourdough bread isn’t hard it just needs a bit more care.

Rule nr 2. If you fail you try again

You will need a starter, this I cannot help you with. But there’s a bunch of videos on how to make one. They are not scary, they are your friend.

Ingredients

Feeding the starter

100 g flour

100 g water

The dough

200 g starter

600 g water at room temperature

800 g flour (invest in bread flour) (or any flour that’s high in protein)

20 g salt

Instructions

Day 1

Feed your starter (you only need as much as the thickness of your finger) (I like to mix my water in first so that there’s not starter left untouched) and cover the opening with plastic wrap

Leave it in a warm spot until it has peaked, it should have dubbled in size and have a lot if bubbles (to know if it has peaked, take a spoonful and drop it in water, if it floats then it has peaked)

Mix your starter with the water in a large mixing bowl until the water is groggy

Pour in your flour and mix until the dough is shaggy, then pour the salt on top

Cover the bowl with a lid or a wet towel

Let rest for 30 min

Remove the cover and strech and fold the dough (it is exactly what it says on the tin, you stretch and fold the dough)

Put on the cover again and let it rest for 30 min

Repeat this until you have stretched and folded 4 times

If you are bakung them in baking tins, seperate the dough into two baking tins (lined with baking paper). Cover the tins in aluminium foil. If you are not, preshape the dough (look it up) and wait 30 min, then shape the dough and put it in dough baskets and cover with aluminium foil.

Let rest in room temp for 2 hours

Put the dough into the fridge until the next day

Day 2

Next day, put an empty oven safe dish in the over and turn the oven on 250°c and let it preheat for at least an hour. (If you are using an cast iron pot them let that preheat in the oven as well)

Take out the dough from the fridge and let it rest in room temperature while the over preheates.

Before you put the dough in the over, use a knife to score a slit into the top to let out steam.

Put the dough in the oven and pour water in the empty dish.

Close the oven door to trap the steam and let it bake for 20 min.

Open the oven door and let out all the steam, take the bread out of its tin and let it bake for another 20 min. It should have a dark brown crispy crust.

[ppolaire]

Byler pop up book attempt

(Forgot to post it here)

[clown-guitar]

wow i cant wait to buy the jurgen leitner book based on hit series Don’t Read The Jurgen Leitner Book

[gaysforbyler]

“Will is the figure skater, Mike is the hockey player” “Will is the hockey player, Mike is the figure skater”

No. Will is the figure skater, Mike is the guy that does the announcements. He always tends to be a little biased during Will’s performances, but everyone assumes that it’s just because they’re both American

[skullmakesmelaugh]

George: You know, Lucy left for a reason

Lockwood: I know, I know. I’m just so tired of missing her. Tired of wondering why she hasn’t come back. Why hasn’t she come back?

George: Maybe because she said she wouldn’t

Lockwood: What are you, the fucking memory king?