Cookie Doe

There is no rhyme nor reason to the collection of posts on this blog.

[memento-meliora]

forced to say “it’s okay!” Instead of throwing a fucking chair at their head

[wateredwizard]

Why does your post have lingerie on

[memento-meliora]

God forbid a bitch be feeling herself while mentally ill in this economy 😢

[barb-baudelaire]

when i say warrior cats is the anead to watership down's illad and oddessy this is what the fuck i mean

not to put down "Kill me and live with the memory. Then tell the stars that you won." but this scene is the coolest shit to ever happen in this genre

[batrachised]

love the phrase "but I digress." yes I temporarily got lost in the moors I wander in my mind but don't worry I'm self-aware about it

[trans-gothic-rebel]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

8. into biting?

[muzzlesbian]

9. My veins had to be pierced and drained of blood before my transformation began

[trans-goat-girl]

10. Known to control wolves (puppy girls)

11. Those in the cities often form strange and debauched covens (polycules), those in the country often withdraw into their solitary subjects of fixation. Neither is prone to seeing the sun.

12. Subjected to cycles of public awareness, fixation, and self styled vampire hunters (transvestigators) as public hysteria waxes and wanes.

[manualaton]

13. People fear the post transformation self as an evil corruption/replacement of the self they used to know, leading them to spurn the new

[smeared1992]

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

[toskarin]

oh my god it hurts

[toskarin]

and it's going to hurt forever

[toskarin]

every now and then I see people passing screencaps of these posts around, and in the months after I made this post there were people checking in on me assuming I was going through grief or depression or something

to set the record straight, the context is that I had covid and was bleeding from my throat and lungs, but for some ungodly reason, I was feverishly driven to drink lemonade and kept screaming and writhing because I was pouring fizzy lemon juice on open throat wounds

[flyora]

Harris do his best as always

[zoesupreme]

I cooka da pasta

[frontmansdefender]

A bear going to a local vet clinic 😭😭😭😭 look AT HIM

Source: avrilennn on X/Twitter

[isolabellz]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: The newlywed MHL couple known to the internet as hollanov spotted heating things up in Ibiza while on their honeymoon

[capacity2]

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

[starlit-syncopation]

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

[capacity2]

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

[rawstrap]

"!!" is its own word to me

[firebirdeternal]

"I have never seen a cat that showed affection/love for it's owner" is the pet ownership version of "I don't believe in Female Orgasms they don't exist, after all, my wife has never had one"

[liberalsarecool]

Republicans do not want women to vote. They will scarifice military and mail-ins to take away votings rights of women.

[krakenartificer]

Live so that if your life were a book, Florida would ban it.

-- Brian McLaren, Life After Doom

[starlightxraven]

Nobody needs AI to search the Internet, court says in ruling against Google

Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry.

[appalachian-werewolf]

"Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry."

It fucking better.

[mrsjdavis]

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

[newbarktownalumni]

[lostinhistory]

‘We genuinely have too many potatoes, I cannot stress enough’: 42,000 pounds of free taters headed to Denver

Twenty-one tons of potatoes are up for grabs at Potato Palooza on Monday.

The nonprofit’s set to receive a donation of 21 tons of tubers this weekend from suppliers in the Midwest. Hoping to get the starchy vegetables to people in need, the nonprofit will host a “Potato Palooza” event on Monday in Park Hill. “Anyone is welcome to come. They can bring tote bags, wagons, you could back up your pickup truck if you wanted to,” Hissong said. The event is 9 a.m. to noon at the Park Hill Food Recovery Hub, 6090 East 39th Avenue, on July 27.

This is the dream

[wobblefloss]

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People near Denver, Colorado.

Potato alert. Potato alert.

Free food. Unlimited free potatoes.

Potato alert.

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This concludes this broadcast of the emergency potato system.

[randomencounters]

Event: Potato Palooza