kukkaposti

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

When God closes a door I reach my little paws under it and meow until He opens it again.

[ladyhistory]

Me entering any museum: man I’m so excited to learn all the things

Also me: GIFT SHOP GIFT SHOP GIFT SHOP

[wandering-elf]

There are two dragons inside of you. One hoards knowledge and the other hoards trinkets. They’re both very excited when you bring them to a museum

[lizzibennet]

waking up everyday is just like. good morning sun. good morning sky. good morning evergrowing festering pit of primordial rage inside of me. good morning birds

[happyheidi]

Now this is something I’d watch on tv!

(via)

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[vinterqn]

Finnish journalists and podcasters explaining how Finland can make it to the quarters

[sosuperawesome]

Elena Gual on Instagram

[badjokesbyjeff]

How does a non-binary samurai kill people?

They/Them

[jedi-valjean]

[thunderbumbl]

you have to… pronouns it

[1st-1]

[hamahakkimiesoletettu]

Hän (halventava)

Se (ystävällinen)

[maolintappoaseee]

Hän (eläimestä)

Se (ihmisestä tai pennywise-nimisestä klovnista)

[ruttotohtori]

Se (penis)

[just-paukku-is-fine]

Ne (menkat)

[hamahakkimiesoletettu]

Me (kommunismi)

[libraford]

I think part of the issue is people assuming that everyone MUST want to move upwards. Like… it’s the next logical step for a person to want to move up the chain: from worker to manager, to district manager, eventually owner.

But I always think of growth like plants.

Aspens grow tall to reach the sun, for sure. But dandelions grow deep, understanding themselves fully so that if some misguided fool tries to uproot them they’d have to try damn hard. And then there’s thyme and other creeping plants, which spread themselves out so much that if you chop a part of it off it roots wherever it can find dirt to root in.

It’s okay not to have lofty dreams. You know what kind of plant you are better than anyone else.

[tear-dropp-deactivated20241031]

Can you multitask?

yes i can ignore several things at once

[benevolentgentleman]

[leahstuff]

As a former band nerd, I can tell you that this instrument is finally being used as it should be :D

Also here’s a link to the entire song if you want it - there’s more silliness!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6vBezPo3T0

[viterbofangirl]

The slapstick guy is named Grant and according to a YouTube comment:

[homeroksenpersereika]

Lakatakko kynnet vai lakatakko olemasta

[l0s3r-g0r3-d3s7r0y4]

What if silence is in fact a sound, but because its a universal sound we just adapted to it and dont notice it anymore

[friends-of-magic]

I actually just wrote a paper on this!!

The short of it is, yes, that's exactly what happens. There's no such thing as pure silence outside of a vacuum (and inside a vacuum you'd be dead). So basically your ears are constantly adapting to the noise threshold of your surroundings and slowly ignoring it. If you were in a perfectly silent room (anechoic chambers are cool!) you would actually start to hear the sound of existing!

[aquilacalvitium]

[stuckwithyoutubers]

[feaila]

Rölli ja Metsänhenki (2001)

[dankmemeuniversity]