haikaveh college au; stolen glances
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haikaveh college au; stolen glances
haikaveh college au + drinking games (it’s still 11.11 somewhere right)
also some details under the cut
this was funnier in my head
Then you must be in hysterics
So I found out that my coworker has been selling gay indulgences and honestly what a fucking genius she is
Her best friend loves chick fil a and always feels guilty about it, so Steph just told her once ‘listen if you eat there send me $20 and all is forgiven” and. She did it.
And is still doing that. We’re working and Steph gets a notification and just goes “Oh L just sent me the Lesbian Forgiveness Tax for chick fil a” and I went ‘what’
@ all straight people who’ve ever eaten at chick fil a; cashapp a queer person $20 immediately
Tony Hawk’s Twitter is a gold mine honestly
We Stan this San Diego Man
this
C o m e d yy
Some recent gems:
And of course there’s
#where is race war tony hawk tweet thats my fav (via @laughingfish)
I gotchu, bro:
i accidentally said the phrase “penis friday” around my parents and i didn’t think much of it until today i wanted new underwear and i said “i’m tempted to get the cucumber-patterned ones” and my mom said “oh come on it’s not even penis friday”
HAKDHWKFHWKDHD ANON WHAT
this has broken me
happy penis friday yall
guess what day it is
Happy penis Friday yall!!!!!!!!
PENIS FRIDAY!
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I LOVE HIM I MIGHT CRY
currently suffering thru finals so have the fruits of my ignorance
Cantonese Wonton Noodle Soup
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well shit
Ah yes, the profit motive, always incentivising the best outcomes.
This is 100% serious. NASA please shoot me into space thanks
this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye
these are all the geek equivalents of Lovecraft’s Cat’s Name
his cats name couldn’t be that bad!!!! it’s a cat, what’s the worst name?
i am wrong, what the fuck
Me every time this post comes back
comic about someone’s strange dream (and daydreams)
The desire to earn, to feel worthy of, and receive love, is in fact, a form of love.
I’d like to let you all know, that in a plot twist, all the stupid infighting has actually accomplished something.
praxis.
You know, it’s kinda gratifying, in a weird way, to know that we’re all so incoherent and incomprehensible that even a multi-million dollar (probably illegal) spy network can’t extract a single iota of useful information from us.
saw this on twitter and i’m not quite sure about the process here, but figured it could be helpful to anybody who’s homeless and needs the check, so i thought i’d repost it here. if anybody has corrections or things to add, please do! the thread doesn’t contain a lot of information about when you can expect to see this money, unfortunately, so i’m not sure if it’s the fastest or best method for this, and i’m hoping maybe someone else knows of more options.
i’m unfortunately not sure how to do image IDs correctly. however, to summarize, this thread says that anyone who is homeless should go to a tax preparation office, do their 1040 and file an EIP return. if you have a debit card, you can have the stimulus check put on that card. it’s also possible to use a homeless shelter address for this process at the tax preparation office, and to go there to pick it up. tax preparation offices charge a fee, but there is also an IRS program called VITA that can help you file for free, which i link later in this post.
here’s the link to the IRS VITA thing.
the whole thread is here for anyone who wants to get more information from twitter.
Quick way to deal with cops in the UK.
Firstly start recording them ASAP, get the badges on their shoulders clearly on camera. If they swear at you, or abuse you, you’ll have it on tape and the way of identifying them and finding what station they’re from.
If they approach you for whatever reason say “No Comment” to all their questions, you aren’t under any obligation to answer most of their questions. Avoid friendly chit chat its usually a way for them to collect information on you.
Ask “Am I being detained” if they say no simply start walking away. Chances are they will follow you or try to verbally stop you but if you aren’t being detained they can’t hold you so you can leave.
If they say you are being detained ask what you’re being detained for. Follow this up by explaining to detain someone they need reasonable suspicion that a crime has been committed so ask them what crime they think has taken place and what are they suspicious of?
If they do detain you ask for both their names, and their stations, keep the camera on. Chances are if they’ve detained you they’ll either arrest you or search you. If searched ask the reason you’re being searched.
If they search you, you still don’t have to answer their questions, repeat no comment. Ask for a receipt of the search (if you want), if they ask for your name or address or details keep saying no comment even if they insist. If they find a form of ID on your person and discover your name, and they try to put that on the receipt or their notepad, request they don’t, they may ignore this request but its better to ask than admit defeat.