Ask Kunoichi Squad

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No need to answer this question publicly, you can also delete it and if so tell me through discord DM, but is this group just dead now or-

Sakura here, the group got disbanded to the best of my knowledge. I do miss them though, in touch with a few but most just poofed.

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Who smokes weed?

Temari: I do smoke weed occasionally. In fact, Shikamaru is my "weed dealer", cause his clan is responsible for the medicinal plants, so he has access to a weed plantation. Everytime I pass by Konohagakure I get some weed from him to take to Sunagakure. And, of course, we do smoke some of it together.

Hanabi: NO way! Hinata and Neji don’t let me

Ino: Nope, it’s bad for my looks, though it seemed very tempting few times.

Hinata: H-huh?

Tsunade: How do you think I stand the long hour meetings with the councillors? Gotta blaze some shit, that's all I'm saying.

Kurotsuchi: The occasional now and then, usually only when I get too stressed.

Tenten: W-Weed?! I've never tried it...

Sakura: I have tried it for my medical training, made me feel too awkward. 

Shizune: I've tried it before but no, I don't enjoy it 

Konan: I don’t smoke anything. 

Anko: Uhhh.... Tried it once with Kakashi and Yamato. We all hated how it made us feel afterwards.

Karin: I'll smoke some, as long as Sasuke doesn't find out. He hates when we would do it.

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(AU Where InoSaku, SNS, KibaHina Happens) Ino, do you like living with Sakura?

Nothing much would change, life would still be stressed due to Sakura working at the hospital and me in Torture and Interrogation Department. But we would still be supportive of each other.

We would share chores and keep our place clean. 

We’d totally share the bed and it would be hot. And double dates with our friends (especially Naruto and Sasuke) would be awesome. 

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What is your favourite colour and why?

Anko: Purple and tan speak to me the most! And possibly… silver. Hanabi:  Velvet or lavender Hinata: Mauve because it’s named after my favourite flower ♡ Ino: Purple or red Karin: Mine is lavender, or soft pale purples Konan: I like shades of purple, like violet or iris. Purple colours are really soothing, I think. Kurotsuchi: I love red and orange, only warm or golden tones of it though Sakura: I love seafoam green, I don’t know why it just seems to look pretty to me. Shizune: I’m fond of shades of blue, dark blues that border on purple but pale blues are beautiful too Temari: My favourite colour is sand yellow. It reminds me of home and of the sandstorms I used to watch. Sometimes I made the sandstorms with my fan, it was very beautiful. Tenten: Hmpf, I’d have to go for something green..You know that pretty green in the morning? When the sun’s rays shine down on top of fresh-looking leaves, no? chuckles It usually makes me feel at ease since I spend most of my time outside training. I also very much appreciate brown. The beautiful brown wood of a peaceful home, it’s as if it can hear all my secret conversations and it knows all my secrets. The colour is quite comforting. Tsunade: Orange. Well, it’s a warm colour, reminds me of that will of all the fire blab I used to listen a lot as a kid and hated it, but now I can see a point in that. I guess we are really built of fire. At least, that’s what the war taught me, we keep going, that’s a way to burn. And… a more fond memory, after missions, or meetings in general, me and… Dan used to walk to this bridge and talk about the future, watching the sunset. I guess the reason I like this colour is the orange days of my youth. Though, I’m still very young. 

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— Sakura got June as her month, why can’t Ino get her own? She looks great with everybody. (via inoyamanakamonth)

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@All Kunoichi do you'll like to dance? Who, in each of you'll' s individual opinion, say is the best dancer?

Hanabi: I Like dance, I am pretty good at it.

Temari: I really like to dance. Actually, I’m an expert at Flamenco Dance!

Tenten: I enjoy dancing mostly because it’s a projection of my self-image, I can express myself in a way that no one understands!                                                  However, I’m really not that great of a dancer ;v; I really like Hinata’s style though! You should see her on the dance floor -winks-

Hinata: I-I’m not that great at dancing, but I love it and enjoy it nonetheless.

Anko: I don’t dance much. I do a little movement here and there, but I don’t call it dancing.

Konan: I never danced in my life. Do you think a villain like me has time to do that? I have paperwork and missions to do. Non stop. So, I don’t even know if I’m good.  I may be a born dancer and not even know it. I also don’t dare myself to do it, I don’t know what the rest of the Akatsuki will think of me if I do. I never saw anyone here dance, so I do not know who the best dancer is.

Karin: I don’t enjoy dancing if I can feel it. That said I will strip and pole dance when intoxicated.…Or so I’ve been told.

Ino: Oh I like dancing, I even took classes as a kid

Sakura: I can, I like to, I’m not amazing at it. It’s a fun thing to do. Also Hinata is likely the best.

Shizune: I am not a dancer, I enjoy it but if given the choice; I would rather not.

Kuro: I’m not the best dancer, not the worst either.

Tsunade- Ha! Of course I got my moves! I used to kill at dance floor when I was younger… Well, I’m still young! I can still kill at the dance floor!

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Konan's drawing is so cute!!

Bad art day, whoops.

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@Anko, with Kakashi? Hmmm, when did you get with him?

Getting kinda personal there, aren’t ya, nonny? Well, if you must know, it just started casually. We’d hang out whenever Gai, Kurenai, and Asuma were as well. Might I add that Kakashi is demi-bisexual. So, it took him a while to actually get comfortable around me.

But, it’s the best thing we ever did. We truly care about one another and understand the pain the other has gone through.

Oops, I went a bit on tangent right there… Ah, it’s been a while. Maybe a few months?

-Anko

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do you'll take Alternate Universe asks? (Example: InoSaku is canon or Modern AU or something like that)

Yeah but please be clear about the details of the AU :)

- Ino

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Hinata, how do you feel about Kiba? Shizune, you like anyone? Temari, how do you feel about Sai? (My crackship...)

Hinata: Kiba-kun? He’s kind an- w-well he’s like a brother to me. Shizune:  At the moment, I’m too busy with work to indulge myself in having feelings for anyone. Temari: I don’t know what the hell a crackship is, but about Sai, I think he’s nice, like, he can be rude sometimes, but he’s actually trying to have friends so I can’t blame him, he’s trying his best. Also, I think he could stop talking about Naruto’s dick, his obsession is a little weird. But other than that he’s a good drinking company and he’s an awesome artist!

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@Shizune What did you miss the most about Konoha while you were traveling with Tsunade?

Konoha itself, while traveling with Lady Tsunade had it’s…moments, I missed Konoha far too much. 

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Who are the single members of the group?

Sakura: I hope to not be, soon, when he comes back….-sighs a bit-

Hinata: I-I’m single, for now. I’m also not rushing to be in a relationship.. I...like how things are right now, but it would be nice to have someone.. a certain someone special.

Ino: I only have flings for now, too much work to get serious relationship. -winks-

TenTen: I’m really focused on building my empire right now, but I do have my mind set on someone -wink-

Tsunade: Single. I run from commitment. I had a very stable relationship before, but… Anyway, I’m single for now.

Shizune: Currently single, yes.

Karin: I may be physically single but my heart belongs to my one and only♡

Konan: I’m not single, I’m dating Pein. Although, I’ve been thinking about breaking up with him a lot. He seems to forget we’re dating sometimes. You may call me a hypocrite because of me stating that I’m not a necrophiliac in one of my answers, but by that I meant that I’d never have sexual intercourse with a dead body. So, I’m not single.

Kuro: Single but my eyes are on someone.

Anko: Not single. I’m in a good relationship. And if anyone tries taking him from me, I’ll gut you like a trout.

Hanabi: I am taken.Side note:

Sakura: We had two of these questions, about three days apart and it took a while to get this all together, our apologies. -bows-

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If this is Naruto shippuden then how old you are gurls ?

Ino, Karin and Sakura: 17

Hinata: 16

Tenten and Kurotsuchi: 18

Temari: 20

Konan: 35

Anko: 28

Shizune: 31

Tsunade: 55

Hanabi: 12

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Hi, Is Karui available?

Yes she is! Please send a message to @korramorgenstern7 if you are interested in joining.

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For Tsunade, if you had to marry one who would you marry Orochimaru or Jiraiya? For Shizune, Kakashi, Iruka, Genma or Kabuto?

Tsunade: …Hell, I guess single it is, thank you.

Shizune: Well Kakashi is with Anko, I’m not too sure about Iruka being with Ayame or not but to be safe no. Genma? Well he’s just a friend and Kabuto? Orochimaru’s assistant? No, just no. But if I must, then I suppose Genma or Kabuto.

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Tsunade, Orochimaru or Jiraiya

Ha! That’s a tricky question… Well, I don’t know about what aspect you’re refering to! Jiraiya was a big friend to me, the longest I ever had… Orochimaru, on the other side, we were really close as kids, and even with the whole creep experiments with human corpses and almost destroying the village, trying to steal some kid’s body and being mediocre in general, I cannot forget how close we once were… As someone that lost everyone in life, I guess we become more compreensive when it comes to old bonds.

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Sakura, have you ever been interested in one of your fellow kunoichi?

-smiles a bit- I have, two actually, Anko for a very short stint, and Ino… But both would have been awkward in there own ways.