Frodo Baggins apologist

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[despazito]

[markscherz]

This may sound stupid but. How do you even begin to look for new tiny frogs???

[human-pet-they]

People on here talk about Laura Palmer like she’s their friend who actually died

[warningsine]

[encryptidarchivist]

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

[cool-jpgs-of-wizards-with-swords]

🧛 nathing vrong vith me

[sheauz-deactivated20240614]

[idontthinkitwillhurtifyousmile]

[idontthinkitwillhurtifyousmile]

[gospozha-dafina]

[half-gobbled-piece-of-toast]

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

[daciancatamite]

[romanceyourdemons]

i love when dvd players hold out a little tray and you put the disc on it. it’s like you’re placing it into its little hand. hate the dvd players that make you push the disc into its mouth and then it swallows it obediently

[casawio]

who up in a kafka-esque rut sleep deprived, casually malnourished, socially awkward, painfully self-conscious, struggling financially, lacking community, altogether anhedonic

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

[whyenn-reader]

[quasi-normalcy]

We Are the Daughters of the Microbes Who Could Survive in an Oxygen-rich Atmosphere

[aboutoriginality]

[c3rvida3]

Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.

[c3rvida3]

Now I'm eating croutons straight out of the bag.

[le-panda-chocovore]

Still no homo ?

[c3rvida3]

I'm gonna level with you, friend: I am eating these croutons gay style.

[dajo42]

no, mother... you should have read my supposed "school field trip" permission slip closer.... i foresaw your betrayal a mile away.... im afraid, mother, it is you who has been sold to one direction

[d0omedtodestruction]

I'm obsessed with this new collection of Abodi transylvania!! Photographed by Szilveszter Makó another huge new obsession mine.