you hate me because you know i am funnier and sexier than you. when i jingle my little clown bells and do my silly little jester dance it fills you with anger that i can be so funny and also so sensual in my big, big clown shoes
Before I ask, I just wanted to say THANK YOU for that insanely well written Andrew hc list... I cried when I saw how long it was! Um but I was wondering if you could write some more nsfw stuff for him or a cheesy love story <3
🌙 nsfw andrew hcs . . .
♡ it took andrew lots of time to unlearn the whole 'touching yourself is bad' idea his religious village taught him
♡ there were times when you were away for rank so you had to show him how to take care of himself
♡ once he felt confident he wasn't going to go receive divine punishment for rubbing one out, he couldn't stop himself
♡ he's addicted to stroking himself and thinking of you, gasping your name
♡ likes humping stuff, especially pillows .. they're a lot softer than his roughed up hands
♡ andrew is super loud and appreciates when his s/o is as well
♡ your mewls remind him that he's doing a good job and not hurting you
♡ he's so terrified of hurting you that if you ever asked him to tie you up or spank you he'd faint
♡ wants to make eye contact with you but it's so hard to look into your eyes because of how embarrassed he gets
♡ he loves to intertwine your fingers together and kiss your knuckles
♡ definitely has a thing for your hands
♡ your body is so warm compared to his so he loves to have you in his lap
♡ enjoys this thing called cockwarming, it's when he sheathes himself inside you (or you inside him) without it being seggsy or anything.. he finds it to be so romantic while you're reading a book or falling asleep, it warms him right up
♡ his years of isolation have lead him to wanna make up for lost time
♡ enjoys clothed sex, as much as he loves you praising his body there are nights when he's more insecure than usual and insists on staying covered up
♡ don't be surprised if you see him crimson red reading books about positions or different tips, he wants to do it right !!
♡ when he tops it never comes off as him dominating you, rather he wants to lick and touch you as much as he can
♡ drips so much precum, your sheets are a mess after
♡ kinda competitive in the sense that he'll enjoy watching you touch yourself because thoughts of him finishing you off and pleasing you more than you could please yourself always run through his head
♡ cums pretty fast so he'll give you oral to make up for it
♡ will always return the favour, if you do something to him he does it for you with the love increased tenfold
♡ loves to cum inside you, he asks for permission first though
♡ he doesn't think he's worthy of his seed being shot inside someone as divine as you but when you beg for him to finish inside he can't resist the temptation
♡ he covers his face with his hands and blushes madly whenever he cums and nearly gets sent to heaven when you tell him you want to see his expressions
♡ he breathes so heavily you're worried something is up with his lungs when it's really only him being overstimulated by the smallest of touches
♡ speaking of being overstimulated, andrew loves it
♡ though he can only do it every few months because it wipes him out
♡ his nipples and his sides are so sensitive, they're the key to turning him into putty in your hands
♡ all you have to do is tenderly run your hands down his body and he won't be able to lay still
♡ if you have boobs he will bury his head inside them and never want to leave
♡ call him a good boy or angel and he'll whimper
♡ it's so easy to please him, even if you're just as inexperienced as he is, he idolizes you and anything you do
♡ cleans you up after and can't stop himself from pressing his forehead against yours, it's so warm especially after sex
♡ gets pretty tired after and loves to be coddled by you and reassured that he did a good job & that you can't wait to do it again
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