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24 they/them, 日本語苦手 ja sitä rataa

[bgm05]

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er

[gryffon]

[baryonyxtrainor4]

*plit plit pippippappip plit*

*wit plit pippip plit*

[operating-potato]

[icarus-suraki]

I work at a craft store currently and we have a number of teacher/back to school items right now, including "The Weather Today Is..." charts and signs.

We're in a drought right now and yesterday I thought, well, as within so without, and I changed them all to "The Weather Today Is... Rainy."

This is, per @cryptotheism, magic. Also it's now raining.

[cryptotheism]

At the moment your sign is arguably just a superstition. Once you develop a theory of how the sign works, you definitely have magic.

[m-eredithh-deactivated20120714]

[trickstertime]

Huh? What's this?? Something is on this 5c coin???

ENHANCE

[i-like-reblog-maps]

[bimmyjimmy]

i didnt know the flash was on

[crabussy]

captivated by his colours. how is he doing this

[bimmyjimmy]

the jimmy summer palette has dropped

[7dmom]

NASA just discovered a vampire continent

[strawberrypotato0]

Hamster Retsu based on this pic 💖✨

Retsu is my bbygurl 💖

[jimmyhoffathecat]

I think he’s threatening me

[hundredsofsmallbirds]

everybody in management in this place is lucky i sealed my spiritual energy and took a vow of pacifism btw

[hundredsofsmallbirds]

i put hard work and effort into all my posts

[pangur-and-grim]

anyway, I am getting glared at for not sharing a babybel cheese

[pangur-and-grim]

poor little guy. he didn't deserve this

[brucebocchi]

[marvelousmop]

In my experience, they tend to actually go with the way dumber option of "Okay so this means that, every time we pit the hare against the tortoise, the tortoise would win, and therefore a tortoise can also beat all the other animals a hare could ordinarily beat in a race"

[rosekin]

"I should have made sure I got a full 16 hours the night before... this is Base Banana Slug I'm up against!"

[ryebreadedd]

this is genuinely the funniest thing nintendo has ever done i start laughing everytime i think abt this stage

[ryebreadedd]

its funny to me the exact same way unreal engine mario vids are

[play-now-my-lord]

ME: hold up. you see that? train's been through here FRIEND: how can you tell ME: tracks. they're not fresh, maybe 60, 80 years old FRIEND: no chance it'll come back, then ME: don't be so sure. That's well within their lifespan... and they're highly territorial

[bunnyrabbitfacts]

*pointing at bunny* you know that thing would eat you if you were grass, right?

[miraclemaya]

if we all jerk off enough tonight we might be able defeat jesus once and for all

[enameledcoppergirl]

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[krippe90]