let’s get another divorce

taya | 20+ | she/her | translator, author | rus/eng Alice_Shadow on ao3

[vivadeadponies]

[loo-nuh-tik]

[nocontextlestat-deactivated2025]

armand on his ipad next week:

[del-ocho]

[the-patrex]

[offwegointothewildblueyonder]

wait...if you're manipulating me, and im manipulating you, then who's interviewing the vampire?? 😱

[daciancatamite]

"you couldnt make seinfeld today" you couldve made seinfeld in 45 B.C.

[daciancatamite]

kramer: *barges in* *crowd cheering* jerry! caesar just made himself dictator perpetuo!

[segamascott]

[papayajuan2019]

must feel so good to be soil absorbing rain

[ozempicofficial]

[notecardpasta]

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe

[everyday-cutephoto]

[ailithnight]

This is a worm? Or perhaps some sort of slug?

[marlynnofmany]

And it's gonna getcha

[awesomebutunpractical]

"He wouldn't say that" has a beautiful cousin, and her name is "That's Not What This Story is About".

[escuerzoresucitado]

[cyndakiller]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[cyndakiller]

[pocketss]

Ummm she's literally sensitive :/

[grlstlker]

i don’t have anything normal to say