waddle waddle

23. simple. sweet. sexy. seductive. sweaty. smelly. seautiful.

[straightboyfriend]

[geekremix]

Lol

[cosmicmoves-deactivated20170412]

i’m disgusted

[straightboyfriend]

dam the dad thicc..

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via anaverageraccoon)

[australiansanta]

[lucym-aud-blog]

“describe world history in a few words”

[bigfetus]

wait is this not how everyone speaks 

[touchedbythehandofgod1987-deact]

it is but people like to think they’re special

[zvyezda]

why do russians end their sentences with) while texting. ??

[thepolyglotdream]

Yeah I was wondering the same thing! Can anyone explain?

[kimsbian2point0]

ooh i’m glad to explain this! see this smiling face :) ? well! in Russia we somehow ended up not using the eye part. so if someone texts you with lots of “))“s in the end of their message, they are just trying to be friendly and smile! same with (, if a russian person ends their message like that((, it means they are sad. hope that helped!)

[loverboylen]

#russians dont have eyes

[reversecentaur]

the inevitable conclusion

[chaoflaka]

So 2016 is SO bad that it made the creator of this meme give us an alternative version of “This is Fine”. 

[14kgoldupgraded]

I find it very, very interesting, and very, very disturbing, that the instance latched onto in the update is “they shot a gorilla!”

*That* is what you think exemplifies the current state of affairs? That a gorilla was shot to protect a Black child? As opposed to, say, the Black children who are being shot? Or the Republican Presidential nominee being a guy who advocates shooting brown children? Or the mass slaughter of refugee children by unmanned drones?

Obviously I get the underlying point of the update, but if you’re gonna go full into Everything Is Horrible!!, you’d best point to the most horrible of things – and if the worst thing you can think of is a gorilla being killed lest he hurt a three-year-old Black child, you’ve got a pretty fucked up understanding of why things are bad.

[worm-banhmi]

[angelstills]

Cameron Diaz on the animation of the 2001 film, Shrek.

[awwww-cute]

[mellonona]

ok so i see people talking about joots and jorts but did anyone else ever encounter

jencils??

[teddiusra]

Fairy Type Pokemon ヾ♡ (x)

[12cd12c-deactivated20220922]

[deathcarpets-deactivated2019042]

[casctiel]

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[psyducked]

how do you even notice that

[saccharinesylph]

LMAO

[heckadai]

the longshot is a popular choice, to say the least

[boobiemom]

IT’S NERF

OR NOTHING

[ultrafacts]

[bestnatesmithever]

What if it bites me and it dies?

[finalellipsis-deactivated201807]

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

[babblingfishes]

What if it bites itself and I die?

[william-petrisous-and-other-blo]

It’s voodoo.

[the-ordinary-nerd]

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

[tpt-moved]

That’s correlation, not causation.

[pizzadut]

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

[demonsinsuits]

that’s kinky

[pizzadut]

oh my god

[retronotretro-deactivated202003]

I FOUND THE POST

[genericbanana]

what is this, a vending machine for ants?

[ubercharge]

ants need to stay hydrated too

[shwig]

Don’t drink from me or my son ever again. 

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