Charmed and Confused

[winelike]

if i don’t get brutally murdered this halloween then what’s the point

[babyanimalgifs]

Sounds like something a cat would do

[atlas-prime]

do you usually top or bottom when you're with a guy?

[no-chill-at-all]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

As of today, I have fucked 5 guys from high school that bullied me for being gay #ItGetsBetter

[ihavetoendit]

keep fighting your battles, sister

[4gifs]

[rainbowbuttconfetti]

[erikgroeniger-deactivated202506]

[axocco]

[dorfs]

I’m so sick of boring ppl getting thousands of ig followers bc they’re hot. Time for rise of the planet of the uglies I say

[luisonte]

[transypansy-deactivated20250528]

@starchygoodness

[starchygoodness]

How are you going to look at this and tell me bears are real??

[scoutology]

this is so fucking funny

[ruinedchildhood]

[valtsv]

cat tummies are a temptation of biblical proportions

[valtsv]

my cat: if you put your hands anywhere near me i will cage you in the real-life saw trap from which there is no painless escape

me: chumby kitty tumby…

[valpwca]

you should experience this. via

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[random-cluster-missile---moved]

Please click the link. You will not be disappointed.

[cumdumpstiel]

when will a husband and wife who are widely rumored to be vampires invite me up to their once-gorgeous mansion which has fallen into some disrepair and then serve a beautiful meal that they barely pick at, sipping from glasses of dry red wine instead as they take turns complimenting me borderline-salaciously while shooting each other conspiratorial looks that i don’t know how to interpret before one of them insists that it’s getting far too late for me to be going back home alone and now i simply must spend the night…..

[cumdumpstiel]

in case the implied ending wasn’t clear enough: and then i get railed.

[shouldnt]

I think I just peed my pants.

[unf0rgivingly]

For the love of god watch this until the end

[dope-ethiopian]

I saw my life flash before my eyes

[bisexualwario]

the cameraman:

[filthxparade]

Sheamus

[jurassic-spastic-deactivated202]

I need to get dickt down bad