born to eat shit and die B)

(he/him) i mostly just reblog stuff mindlessly

[kyburz]

yo

[saltedume]

[guitarblowjob]

Soon enough the cigarette emoji 🚬 will go the same way as the real gun emoji and they will replace it with Blue Raspberry Ice Sour Fuck 9000 Disposable Vape

[kerryweaverlesbian]

What if the Truman show did a queerbait arc

[kerryweaverlesbian]

What if the Truman show did a queerbait arc but then they found out Truman was gay for real and had to recalibrate and their tv network would have to take a definitive stance on homosexuality, yay or nay in the late 90s and it's not like they can recast Truman. They would have to either plot him into an it's okay to be gay fake happy relationship like they did with his tv wife or try and scare him off homosexuality by doing homophobic gay misery storylines at him to try and keep him firmly in the closet.

[i-want-a-bagel]

adding my favorite tags by @clarafordahwin

[setalye]

i let my cat sniff dr pepper and she identified all 23 mysterious flavors with ease

[segamascott]

[princess-rosiebird]

shes sulking bcause i wont let her walk on my boobs with 7million kg kitty paws

[coughloop]

its be ioe biden

this actually almost broke me to tears im a bit too high and i cant understand what this means at all what are you ssaying to me right now

[coughloop]

i literally feel like im being surrounded by clowns with evil smiles seriously what is happening to me

[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[lactating-deactivated20220703]

“make friends” who am i doctor franking stein

[werewolf-transgenderism]

on my slides for my class about Frankenstein today

[contemptible-scoundrel]

🐖EMPATHYPIG LIKED YOUR POST♥️

>I don't see the point in living anymore

🐖EMPATHYPIG REPLIED TO YOUR POST 💬

>I know things are difficult right now, but you need to hold on. I care about you.

[aflo]

if you're washed chopped and cooked then you might be vegetables

[geigercuntter]

Indulgence thursday we up drinking from the forbidden chalice

[medievaljournalist]

theres evidence jesus was an orc. with a battle axe and everything. and green as fuck as well

[yossyislandd]

$5 is a small animal

[anchovy]

I really like it when horses look like this

[anxeious]