[helpallthenamesaretaken]

biblically accurate percy talking about annabeth

[moviesludge]

Nosferatu's brother Yesferatu that everybody likes and is cool

[frawgs]

damn this crush i have on u is kinda giving me brain damage

[taxidermycanine]

it's all so tiresome

[teaboot]

If you can't make your own dopamine, receiving detailed and positive comments on your fanfiction is fine

[bpdvibess]

me (an adult): yeah I’m thinking about running away

[sourdough-seal]

me: what if we use our very limited free time to try to make progress on our creative project today

brain: what if we lay on the bed for an hour with Legs In The Air

[frankiecorleone]

Does anyone else have an list of 10-15 untouchable thoughts that if you let yourself remeber or think about them for even a second it’s excruciating or is this a me thing

[creekfiend]

I love how in disney cartoons when a prince is like "father I have met a mysterious forest woman and she is the love of my life and I cannot possibly marry who you wish me to" the king is always like "No!!!!! you can't fall in love with a forest woman!!!!!! you must marry a princess!!!!!" instead of what a king would have said in real life, which is "why are you telling me about the forest woman. this has no impact whatsoever on your marriage to the princess. we all have a forest woman. it's 1183 and we're barbarians"

[gothhabiba]

I love cooking things and then not sharing them with people. For me, cooking is really an act of disconnection and hatred.

[fuckmarrykillpolls]

so my sister's dog is named communist gun, but we call him red. right? and every once in a while when she wants him to jump on someone she goes "red scare!" and recently ive been trying to get him to jump on people when i go "mccarthyism!" but it's not working yet

[fuckmarrykillpolls]

oh this is absolutely the wrong blog. please ignore

[dat-physics-gal]

i literally couldn't ignore this if i tried

[dearest-lady-disdain]

the name of the rose by umberto eco

[perfectday1972]

i love figuring out over and over that things don't need to be horrible for them to not be right for me

[madeleineengland]

First snow at the Palace of Versailles (nov. 2024)

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

He looks so distressed for someone who is clearly leaning into the scritches

[xtroor]

Me after every conversation: Shit they’ll never wanna talk to me again.

[valtsv]

“you look tired” well the torment is relentless and the horrors never cease