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[ID: a tweet from user @NailsNCrowns (miguel gomez stan account.) that reads “someone put together a google doc of 150 gynecologists that will tie your tubes without asking if you have kids, your marital status and no matter your age. It’s sorted by alphabetical order by state.” They include the link. Below is another tweet that reads “if your city isn’t on the list, please check back in a few hours because the list is updated hourly.” /end ID]

Here is the link to the Google doc.

emberglowfox

depression is over it’s done it is obliterated look at this fucking shirt i found at the thrift near my house

emberglowfox

i need you guys to know that when i brought this home my mom was like WHAT is THAT. well i think you’re the only person on earth who would wear that, good that you found it

i show her this post every time it hits another thousand note milestone. she thinks we’re all ridiculous but no longer underestimates the Gay Desire For A Fun Shirt

theflightofapollo

Doctor Who stays relevant

innovadesexual

strawberry-gigglepup

Those eyes keep turning into saucers and he's so limp whenever she moves and adjusts him, like a saggy bowl of mashed potatoes.

That beeg baby absolutely adores every second if it <3

lycaniums-room

An ad for your deepest desires :)

sweetcherryblossomswrites

You know what I just admire the graphic design on this

It FEELS so much like a real ad I expect to be sold some sort of car tyre or something but it’s just about biting

1000/10 excellent job

beholdingslut

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

dikdikpronouncedxylophone

bigfoots-biggest-fan

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

punkrorschach

happy first day of pride everyone

scarlct-vvitch

grace, who has been alone for five minutes: oh my god. an alien! im not alone anymore! i hope he wants to be friends :)

rocky, coming up on 50 years of solitude, imprinting on grace in ways baby ducklings can only dream of: if you leave me to sleep where i can't watch your heart beat i am blowing up this tunnel with us both in it

scarlct-vvitch

free fic idea up for grabs. godspeed

dumnslut

redstonedust

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

tetitasdelimon

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

penny-anna

Do Eridians know they are different colours. I bet Grace's alien kids love finding out what colour they are. It means absolutely nothing to them but they're like :O :O

penny-anna

Some of them think he's making this whole 'colour' thing up to mess with them and try to catch him out by asking again on a different day to prove he's just saying random noises but he's like you are still blue buddy and they're like :O :O

penny-anna

Like if we met an alien species who had extra senses & they said that some humans felt spingly and some humans felt spoingly I bet we'd all want to know if we were spingly or spoingly humans

hayleywilliamsfan84

i keep laughing at the way that eridian culture in the movie and eridian culture in the book are not contradictory at all, if you accept that movie rocky is just a total FREAK

grace: boy i sure can't wait to meet other eridians haha! rocky, putting on a shirt for the first time in four years: rocky has something to tell grace but does grace promise not to be mad, question?

hydrangea-pop

I can't leave this in the tags lmaooo

flightfoot

Okay I've both read the book and watched the movie, but it's been around a year since I read the book. How do they contradict? Or, supposedly contradict?

ninjagoforever

Okay so in the book, Rocky typically wears a green sweater with a hole in the top for his vents. This was omitted in the movie, probably because it was more visually interesting to let viewers see Rocky's different "faces" (they did keep the tool belt which iirc is pretty faithful to the book's description). His celebration gear was also changed for the movie; in the book it's a whole separate outfit with jewel-like decorations and gloves, not just fancy jewelry. All of which is to say, in the book Eridians absolutely do regularly wear proper clothing, so the implication is that movie Rocky is a nudist.

Also, eating! In the book we get a much more detailed explanation of how Eridians eat. Suffice to say it is very gross. Eridians consider eating disgusting in general and have a strong cultural taboo against even talking about eating around people who aren't close friends or family. This was cut for the movie (for obvious reasons) and replaced with the joke where Rocky calls Eridian eating beautiful. So either that detail was changed, or Rocky is totally lying and/or deliberately trying to gross Grace out.

verenakauer

"Why did Stratt pick a school teacher" — because my guy can frankenstein Venus out of plywood, some duct tape and a dream. "I'm not qualified" — buddy, you have scientific background and the resourcefulness of someone who is used to having zero budget. I love this specific part of the plot that is "let's take the guy who can problem-solve things with zero money and give him unlimited budget and see what happens".