Uncle Barkson

He/Him|30s| Art of Kyred. Will draw extra fat things. Minors DNI, come back when you're 18+. http://ko-fi.com/A6573102 Info on comms and where else you can find me! >>> https://uncle-barkson.carrd.co <<<

[kyred]

Ngl, I always feel weird to suggest this but uh. I have a kofi if folks want to ever toss me some? You can still send doodle ideas via the ask box but, you can send them on kofi to be sure they’re done! Or just tip either way. Yeah!

Buy Kyred a Coffee.

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Ps: if it's vile I WILL refuse. >:c

[kyred]

Hey folks, you can also commission me for any art ya want! Long as it's y'know. Stuff I do...

If you have any questions, don't hesitate to DM or send an ask!

[mochipuchi]

yiou can only reblog this post on july 17th dont reblog it on any other day or you will be boiled

[mochipuchi]

what the fuck

[0x4468c7a6a728]

you can't boil me it's july 17th

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Remaining time: 10 hours 28 minutes

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[figglypuff]

[necrolentil]

Goddamit i hate this fucking post. I hate it because obviously if “twelve” followed the same pattern as the other teen numbers it wouldn’t be “twoteen” it would be “seconteen”. Think about it. It’s not “threeteen” it’s “thirteen” as in “third”. It’s not “fiveteen” it’s “fifteen” as in fifth. So with that in mind, you count “first, second, third, fourth, fifth,” and so on, so eleven would be “firsteen” and twelve would be “secondteen” or “seconteen”. “Firsteen, seconteen, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen….” It just drives me absolutely mad everytime i see this post that this obvious pattern was overlooked and i cant hold in my rage anymore.

[improper-integral]

[muttonschlops]

I think this is exactly why thirteen is considered a ‘bad luck’ number.

Eleven and twelve have special names because as humans we can count to 12 on our fingers. But if we need to count to thirteen we’re outta fingers, bad news.

[tigerator]

interesting hypothesis! i have a question,

[kyred]

Ford spotted

[capnsoapy]

always remember that chell is canonically* a transgender woman

[capnsoapy]

Transition timeline; 99999 days on Aperture Science homebrew œstradiol

[moral-autism]

See, the thing is, GlaDOS canonically tries to poke at whatever she thinks Chell might have as an insecurity. There's no way she wouldn't try to trigger dysphoria or otherwise be transphobic to a transgender Chell, regardless of her personal beliefs.

[capnsoapy]

I just don't think that's correct. At all.

[kyred]

GlaDOS had enough dyspmorphia of her own with the feeling of her old self haunting her. She was occupied from being able to truly be transphobic.

Anyways congrats to chell! 😤

[neontapirguts]

Commission for Anon. Rudy is a TRUE Hogs fan! Don't you every deny it! (with a slob alt!)

[acegender]

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

[kyred]

Fat hairy dog creature in bright florals? 🤔

[astrotheyge]

[astrotheyge]

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[huewrite]

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

[gossamermouse]

this is not a place of honor

[jackviator]

[dinosaurana]

Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you

[kyred]

Fat fur gala 2026 piece! Perfect for the summer season and pride.

[gaycism]

[gotterhag]

Forever reblog

[kuropin]

Jax and Kinger

[favouritefi]

Finally bought some good china

[funnier-as-a-feedist]

Plates that are funnier as a feedist

[kyred]

There's thudding in the distance, growing closer. A matching panting and wheezing comes with it, as it slowly draws closer.

A fat dog, who's gut would graze the floor if he wasn't somehow leaning back, fills the hall. His love handle presses against the wall more firmly than his hamhock arm he's using to try and help get around. You can see him visibly sweating and panting, fur disheveled from the exertion. You see a wobbling from his rear, his tail wagging at the speed of a motor engine as the doorbell rings.

He mutters something about getting his own food being too much effort and how he's gonna just stop getting out of bed soon. You think it's for the best, the wall having dents alongside it wherever he stopped to lean into it...

For blob day yesterday! Hope y'all enjoy c:

[fagrrot]

starting to think some of yall arent serious bout finding beauty in the grotesque

[tropicalscream]

they cant even find beauty in fat ppl

[sdqubeley]

[willgrahamscock]

how it feels to be surrounded by perverted mutants

[willgrahamscock]

STOP REBLOGGING I MEAN MUTUALS