[zoetozierr]

WHAT IS LIFE???😭🧡

[simp-ly-writes]

Hey I just read Betting on Hearts and I seriously need a part two! Maybe something where it picks up with the Meeting between Edward, susie and reader with a lot of tension. Also I love your writing!

Hello! :) thank you so much, your words really means a lot to me! I'm going through some writer's block currently but I LOVE this idea. It may take me some time to write it yet the writing motivation you've given me will surely help!

[mo-mode]

Daddy Bearman: Hi, I’m Ollie’s dad. My son is racing for Ferrari—

Charles, Lewis, Max, Seb, Carlos, Entire Ferrari Team, Literally Every Other Driver:

[thequeenofuselessinformation]

Did it on em

[spacedlexi]

if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:

- dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer - sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie

[topsiders-tanlines]

this is the quality content I wanna see on my dash

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

- rub the i sides with lemon after you’re done scooping. This will also help preserve the pumpkin

[dashaibo]

It’s fucking June, at least wait until the fourth of July, you animal.

[frowningfox]

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of me disemboweling this pumpkin.

[katesattic]

Halloween is a year-long event and I will not be limited by your perception of time.

[writing-in-the-grave]

ATTENTION WRITERS

Google BetaBooks. Do it now. It’s the best damn thing EVER.

You just upload your manuscript, write out some questions for your beta readers to answer in each chapter, and invite readers to check out your book!

It’s SO easy!

You can even track your readers! It tells you when they last read, and what chapter they read!

Your beta readers can even highlight and react to the text!!!

There’s also this thing where you can search the website for available readers best suited for YOUR book!

Seriously guys, BetaBooks is the most useful website in the whole world when it comes to beta reading, and… IT’S FREE.

[shinningstarz]

HEY! BECAUSE OF OP, THEY CREATED A SPECIAL WELCOME IF YOUR FOUND THEM THRU A TUMBLR WELCOME, ITS A YOUTUBE VIDEO.

[writing-in-the-grave]

They also sent me this; which was super cool

[writingonjupiter]

*slams reblog button*

[cianmars]

@findingtallahassee holy shit! This is cool!

[lalalandlala123-deactivated2021]

“Authors retain all rights to works posted on BetaBooks, and can add or remove content at their discretion. BetaBooks makes no claim to any of the work posted on the site.”

Incase anyone was wondering

[tane-p]

@judiops

[theerraticace]

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

[possums-against-cops]

this post must be reblogged by everyone

[kyros420]

~Basel, Switzerland 🇨🇭

[kyros420]

Today my family and I went on a hike to the “Nonnenmattweiher” which is a beautiful lake in the Black Forest in Germany 🇩🇪 ❤️🌲🌲

[dajo42]

if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao

I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.  I had a real sword with me, too.  I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.  Some woman walks by, with her little girl.  The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.  But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, “That’s for boys.”  You don’t want to be a BOY, do you?”    And the girl looked around and saw me.  I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.  So she comes up to me and asks me, “Do you think girls can be fighters, too?”  And her mom looks like she’s silently gloating.  Like she thinks I’m going to say no.  So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.  And I’m like, “Milady, anyone can be a fighter.”  I swear, the look on that mother’s face made my day.

[maneth985]

[luxgalador]

This post was good but then it got better

[celticshenanigans]

Okay, this is a slight topic diversion, but in response to the above comment. I’ve volunteered at the CT Ren Faire for years now. For the last 5 or so I’ve worked in the game section, and we have a game similar to the above comment called “Smite the Knight”. I’ve been in the ring before, it’s a ton of fun getting to run around with the kids. The main goal is entertainment. Have a good shtick, keep the crowd engaged, and let the kids have a good time.

In both work and observing, I have learned something about kids. A lot of parents try to get their boys to go fight. Of the young ones that do, they tend to be shy. You get the ones who just swing the boffer swords around with no regard for life, but, mostly, they’re reserved. It’s adorable. I mean, they’re kids.

But the girls. THE GIRLS. Holy crap. I swear, the pinker the dress, the more taffeta and glitter…the more intensity. I remember, the first year I worked there, one girl came in, grabbed the biggest sword she could, and WENT TO TOWN on our knight. Lifted it over head, let out this primal scream and mowed him down. Homeboy is 6′2″, she was FIVE. And once he was in the fetal position (He was fine. It was for show.) on the ground, she stopped, put her foot on his chest, and yelled “I AM A FIERCE PRINCESS!!”. Later in the day when she walked by a couple of us yelled “Ah! It’s the fierce princess!” and she stopped and flexed. It was the best, and I will never forget that girl.

[complete-in-ix-deactivated20230]

OH MY GOD IT’S BACK YES

[the-ironhobbit-deactivated20170]

This has improved since last I reblogged.

[tinierpurplefishes]

I taught karate for like 5 years, and the girls were always, pound for pound, better than the boys. Even the girls who didn’t really want to do it and were only there because their parents made them were better than like 95% of the boys.

[shadesofmauve]

I was playing fiddle at a ren faire, and two little girls were really enjoying our set. After quite some time one of them walked up to me and shyly offered me her star tinsel tiara, because she “didn’t have any money. And this protects you from trolls!” I said “Thanks, that’s really sweet – but what about you? Don’t you need protection from trolls?”

At which point this six-ish-year-old girl whips out her certificate from the axe throwing booth and says “Nah, I’m fine.”

I still have that tinsel tiara. It’s draped over my modem. I figure it’ll protect me from the most trolls that way.

[callmebliss]

I am not in the habit of reblogging a post and slapping an “it got better” on there BUT I SAY GOTDAMN

[kestrelsparverius]

Can I add ballerinas? My dad did SCA fighting reenactments for events like this. One of his friends also did ballet. And during a fight, in full armor holding a sword…

…he did a backflip.

[caffeineandcartridges]

carpe diem - seize the day

carpe noctem - seize the night

carpe natem - seize the ass

[caffeineandcartridges]

Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.

[trashskeleton-deactivated201408]

carpe collum - seize the neck

[therealcalicali]

[griffinmcelroyspisskink-remade]

i made a generator for yall to see what ur genders are

[thefreshpawofeorzea]

Valid.

[squidkitsune]

[eclipsetickles]

Oh shit- Dat m e h-

[sillyfeathers]

god tier

[the-royal-council]

i mean it’s not wrong

[kyros420]

I mean it’s pretty accurate

[thewieneryears-deactivated20130]

Moss Graffiti: A How To Guide

[missythemermaid]

are you fucking for real

[revesducirque]

Imagine being the criminal who returns weekly to make sure his fucking plant art is doing alright

[arthyradio]

Later

[atombombbunny]

I found it! I fucking found it! In my fucking dash! Nothing can stop me now! *EVIL GIGGLES*

[male-witch]

OMG SAME RIGHT I SAW IT A YEAR AGO AND WAS UPSET I COULDNT FIND IT AGAIN

[theforbiddentenet]

Anyone who does this is a chaotic-good

[isa-ghost]

Omg

[kyros420]

Omg @libertatemsstuff lets do this

[squishycalum]

:/

[vangoghstss]

This is actually v important and needs to be reblogged

[thexdarkenedxlight]

Gonna just share this:

My European Studies professor decided a few weeks ago to take a Friday and instead of following the syllabus, he spent the entire hour and a half comparing Hitler’s actions from a European perspective to that of what Trump is doing in America. He never repeated a single point, and even used video and photos like this to show the comparison.

To make things better, he had us do an in class assignment for participation points. He first played a clip on youtube of one of Hilter’s speeches, subtitled and 3 minutes long. He then played a clip of one of Trump’s rallies. Our assignment? Copy down every single sentence that matched in translation down on a sheet of paper or a word document that wasn’t repeated. The person with the closest amount to what my professor found got a candy bar.

My professor found, in just three minutes of a speech, that Trump matched 65 different phrases/sentences to that of Hitler’s translation. 

65 nearly identical phrases used in his speeches. Take a moment to think about that.

[estradoll]

Like, according to Trump’s first wife Ivana he kept a book of Hitler’s speeches in his nightstand and would read it periodically… so the overlap is not at all surprising given his obsession with Hitler’s propaganda.

[thingstrumperssay]

“Don’t compare Trump to Hitler though.” - Conservatives

[angelicdevil]

I’m honestly disturbed and disgusted….

[chaneajoyyy]

The resemblance is uncanny

[solariseclipse]

what the fuck he’s the fucking president

[kyros420]

What the actual fuck, this is not okay

[loki-dokey]

How many Supernatural fans are there on Tumblr?

You are only allowed to reblog this ONCE. Any more than once and this is completely ruined. 

Reblog if you’re a Supernatural fan so we can see how many of us there are out there!

[spnimpalaimagines]

[satanicblowjobs]

Proving a point to my boyfriend.

PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry

[alpha-blu]

I’ve never hit reblog faster or harder.

[transparrent]

[anubis-the-incubus-deactivated2]

I gained 1001 followers after I reblogged this the last time no joke

[shoulderbabes]

I mean, I’m calling bullshit but it’s worth a go

[apxtheosis-remaking]

there’s no bullshit here, i for one got a couple new followers just this week

[bumbllybee-deactivated20170911]

HOW THE FLYING FUCKNUGGET

[aegis-of-the-ages]

Im just rebloging because of that last guys comment

[rhiavictoria]

thats not possible

[jonathanturners]

I didn’t get 28k more followers but I’m a newer blog and I think this is pretty good so 

[nightowlwriting]

well, why not? let’s give this a try.

[different-imagines-4-you]

I hope to have many follows.

[fantasticnifflerimagines]

Tags vv

[everythingharrypotterblog]

i shouldnt believe in this stuff, i’ll just get disappointed

[gaylordhotelamirite-deactivated]

Why the heck not?

[dust-and-ashes-deactivated20171]

Whats the harm?

[theprincessanaslaysia-deactivat]

sure let’s go

[throughawindow]

whyyyyyyyyyyy not

[audrey-the-foodie]

🙀

[ownerofidaho]

No way but okay

[nikola-like-tesla]

Its worth a try

[all-hail-mono-onion]

why not…

[all-hail-mono-onion]

thank u to everyone who made this possible!!

[sunnydaze-05-deactivated2022062]

Please,

[starbucks-strider-deactivated20]

I really wanna try

ALSO WHAT TEH FUCK HOW

[kyros420]

I don’t expect much, but let’s try it !