Pat On The Back

I am simply a little fandom lady | 24| have a lovely day, beautiful!! 👾

[theopopsandgarlicbread]

A nice nap before they start making fucking bombs or whatever.

This was 100% inspired from the fic Sleep Study by @wunderflammer, give it a go if you haven't read it yet, certified fanfiction professional here! The writing is SO funny y'all, and their relationship is SO healthyyyyy I love it. In my top five fav Stobotnik fics!!!!

Chat they cuddle so professionally in it I almost forgot they are actively spooning eachother.

(PS: it gets totally nsfw midway, masterful magnificent author put a warning in the notes so don't worry ;p)

[intosnarkness]

legit the best advice i can give you: feed your friends

any time someone is in any kind of crisis or upheaval, offer to feed them. tell them they don't have to choose what it is if they can't make decisions, just ask about allergies and preferences and tell them you're just gonna make food happen at their house.

friend having a baby? delivery gift certificate to order food to the hospital after the kid shows up.

someone's relative passes away? offer to make them dinner.

buddy gets laid off? ask if you can order them lunch.

pal stuck in a depressive episode? offer to drive them to fucking mcdonalds, if that's what they want.

people in crisis are tired and sad and angry and the last thing most of them are doing is thinking about feeding themselves. so if you have the ability or time or money, providing that is always, always a good move.

legit i do this all the time, and it is 100% always appreciated. i have taught all my friends that when something happens, we feed each other. it makes people feel extremely cared for, and I cannot recommend it enough.

[sandersstudies]

Right after I reblogged this I found out a friends’ mom was hospitalized — this is such a good reminder

If you can, provide disposable plates/utensils and save them from doing dishes — when my husband was diagnosed with cancer, bulk paper products were our most appreciated gift

[staticbluue]

I thought I had nothing to post but lo and behold! I found this in my disorganized M*A*S*H folder! This one goes out to @gaydar-oreilly

I put this up on my inprnt on a whim since everyone seems to like my funny stuff <3

[spinecutter-archive]

my writing gland is purple and swollen

[spinecutter-archive]

my friendship gland is black and shriveled

[pangur-and-grim]

Apparently Sir Cameron Needs to Die was on the recommended shelf at one of my local bookstores! This store is in what I would consider to be a more conservative part of my city so it brought me a lot of joy to see it there.

"Sir Cameron is a loser, his love interest is ugly".

I mean it's true, but that's also really funny to read. thanks for showing me!

[arrowquillpokemon]

game: has any kind of elemental based fighting system

me: apply pokemon logic

[gluttonousgoddess]

To be fair Pokemon element logic is rooted in normal logic.

[arrowquillpokemon]

yeah, everyone knows a wrestlers biggest weakness is the local pigeons

[karnalesbian]

go outside and try to suplex a bird

[dolleyeresponse]

tell me how bug resists fighting

[karnalesbian]

go outside and try to suplex a bug

[islamprotestan-blog]

only 5 seconds

[zanyflowerpizzatrash]

i wasn't ready for that..lol

[suffer-no-humiliation]

Immediately recognized that look

[jeremy-ken-anderson]

The subtitles do really good work at conveying tone and mood here, but it's worth having sound on just for the noise he makes when she gets out of it.

[ateacupdraws]

EVIL kiss on the EVIL cheek from his EVIL husband

[goodieprocter]

This time I remembered to flip the color as well as the template.

EWC by @justcakethanks, EHC by @edenisquiet

[er1kur]

EggStone 🥚❤️🪨 :]

[colorful-horses]

princess

[seraphimfrog]

@insoothilikethepunicwars

[thealiviajane]

Felt like making Flowery an Alicorn with rainbows all over because he'd lowkey just look like that as a horse

[sockiepuppetry]

Ok

[sketchupnfries]

Felt like drawing a short and cute PHM comic thing

[c4ndyc41n]

big big big plans 😏

[bug-skin]

I’ve been wanting to do a hell ant for a very long time now and here she is! Hell ants are an extinct family of ants from the Cretaceous that have these massive pincers and head spikes. Some scientists think they caught prey by trapping them between their horns and pincers

[kipsa-hoy]

You sleep. I watch.