[mathes0n]

I hate working night shift retail cause whenever the Are You Stealin machine starts beepin for no reason, my first thought is always immediately ‘that’s a little chef boyaredi can rolling off to a good home’

[mathes0n]

who rebloged this

[victorious]

[realdoobz]

vines are literally better than 77% of hollywood movies

[zohbugg]

Cinematic magic

[lubricate-me-lucifer]

you have no idea how fast i pressed that reblog button

[candiikismet]

I LAUGH SO HARD AT THIS EVERY TIME

[righteoussness-deactivated20210]

god making snails: alright now i need a lil goopman

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

god makin slugs: haha okay one more but this time naked

[joyceanfartboner-deactivated202]

tourist in a horror movie: wow i better visit this ancient temple and just fuck around real stupid

[merrigold]

a quiet place (2018)

me: *my joints crack, killing me instantly*

[princessrhcenyra]

[fapitalism-deactivated20120910]

[raisemysonbootlicker]

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

[gvldenhour]

“I’m getting back in line.”

[sniggadoodles]

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

[musinvenusian]

BLESS ME PATRICK

[lily-d247]

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

[ghara2]

@billshitposts

[billshitposts-deactivated201608]

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

[merakid-0]

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

[dickzoned-deactivated20200818]

Y'all I reblogged this and got $240 in tips in one day at work so 🤔🤔🤔

[tinytea]

Honestly I know it’s kinda silly…but weirdly… It does seem to work

[lonelyasf3ck]

Im getting in line! 

[red4mario]

PUT ME IN LINE

[boyy-bait]

Life of a Customer Service Rep.

[blvckgeezus]

Lmfao the pause

[hunchoeatsfirst]

where’s the lie

[samthe-onion-nigga]

THEY CAME THAT WAY!!

[yama-t-h-a-founder]

I’m stupid dead😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[yeahponcho]

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[homerically]

[theocseason4]

I literally cry watching this video because its so fucking funny

[50shadesofyodaddysdick]

When someone tells you that ed sheeran can’t sing. Show them this

[just-shower-thoughts]

The real Tide Pod Challenge is actually doing a load of laundry while suffering from crippling depression.

[theswagofmysyzygy]

Me

[blackandmildwithgod]

The first sin. Misconception is that Eve was the first to sin when that’s not really all that true.

You see When God created everything and then Adam. He told him about the tree he said don’t eat of it.

God never told Eve.

When Eve was in the garden being tempted read that section you’ll find something interesting. Adam was right next to her and he didn’t say anything. He was using Eve as a Guinea pig.

Eve bit into the fruit nothing changed she handed it to Adam. And when he bit into it their eyes were opened.

So really the first sin was Man’s passive nature allowing something to happen he was told not to allow happen if he never ate their eyes may never have been opened but who knows.

[murder-she-wont-deactivated2017]

Originally posted by realitytvgifs

[blackandmildwithgod]

I was in a bible study we went over this part and I just sat there like “wait what?!?”

[slightlycoolemma-deactivated201]

Yup! This is so real!

[tiredassperra-deactivated201704]

So what you’re saying is the original sin was man not fucking protecting his wife lmao

[kushandwizdom]

Adam was a fuck boy?

[blank-ocean]

[tiku-tiku]

Omfg! I’ve had this argument so many times!

[b-rainrot]

Apparently a theory is that we’re sinful because we have human fathers. Jesus was born of Mary without a human dad which is why he was pure.

👀👀

[muvataughtme-deactivated2021040]

All men are fuckboys

[eronthebender]

FUCK

[the1movement]

[fun-ta-mental]

All men Ain’t shit for the bible told me so.

[politicalsci]

[autumntides]

Please take note of all your (CA) and (NY) and (CT) here. You’re not better. Where you live is not better or more tolerant or more free. It’s all corrupted.

[junglelauren-blog]

[fuckyeahnerdpr0n]

whelp, I can now turn off the internet, I have seen everything

[eldritch-elegy-deactivated20131]

He also wore sweaters because of tattoos I believe he got in the Navy.

[mu5icliz]

All this time i thought he was the image of suburbia. Turns out he’s more street than i am

[goanimatescreencaps]

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

Super Dad

[englishable]

Conclusion: human evolution has always depended in part upon some unassuming father’s ability to literally backflip his child out of the jaws of death.

[cutepetclub]