[lengthy-artery]

ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces

[hollowedskin]

And sluts to sluts.

[arsnof]

amen

[yourplayersaidwhat]

“What alignment is absolutely feral, but with a heart of gold?”

-player during character creation

[notyouraveragewritingprompts]

Prompt #336

A: Oh no, she's in a bad mood.

B: How can you tell?

A: Her face, she looks ready to kill someone.

B: She always looks like that though, she has resting bitch face.

A: That's not resting bitch face, that's her talk to me and I'll fuck you up face.

[dateagirlwhosweird]

Date a girl who could successfully murder, disassemble, and eat you, but chooses to love you instead.

[buckykingofmemes]

look i dont know how to make you feel better if you start crying but i could murder someone if that would help?

[yennefairr]

[rebellious-ingenuity]

Reblog if I can jump into an RP with you via Ask

[gay-irl]

[wetsteve3]

[thatantisocialbitch]

Want to play?

[gladosisalesbian]

I just think deadly or dangerous female characters are boring if they arent allowed to get a little messy thats all

[gladosisalesbian]

like yeah she can kill you in seventeen different ways but does her hair get fucked up. does she get blood on her clothes. does she get blood on her face. is she breathing heavy with an unbalanced look in her eye. these are the important questions

[uglysex]

*sigh* why am i better than everyone

[rpsourcedmemes]

Send 👋 if we used to rp and still follow each other but have lost touch for some reason

It is an invitation to start talking again

[candycoatedroleplaymemes]

Reblog if you’re a kind and friendly mun who likes to write violent and disturbing stuff...

Let’s see how many of us there are!

[herbertwest]

Look, if you're starving in a post-apocalyptic wasteland and suddenly someone is like 'oh I have tons of food and it just happens to be meat do you want some lol' you CANNOT act surprised when it's people. You simply CANNOT.

[herbertwest]

There are times and places where it is realistic to expect NOT to be served people. For example, in a pie shop underneath a barber shop. THEN you can be all 'OH GOD IT'S PEOPLE.'

If you are in a post-apocalyptic wasteland and are suddenly served a really good meat pie, you have to know it's people. Do you see any cows? No, they all apocalypsed. It's your neighbor.

[herbertwest]

If you're served food in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, ask yourself these questions first:

Do I trust the person feeding me?

Is this meat fresh, and if so, have there been any livestock non-apocalypsed recently?

Have I seen Kevin within the past week?

Am I willing to commit the penultimate culinary taboo? (The ultimate culinary taboo is putting pineapple on pizza, a crime I regularly commit)

[evilkitten3]

5. how much did i even like kevin, really

[lesbianralzarek]

idgaf if bethesda ever tells us concretely which country launched the first nuke, the only answer i will accept is the original one, the one that said "we wont tell you, because it doesnt matter. there is no moral highground in the story of the great war, and the end result for those alive today is all the same either way. those most responsible faced the fewest consequences, and no justice was served. there is no justifiable way to nuke anyone, no matter who struck first. everyone lost and thats the very nature of war and always has been. war is evil, and in that way, war never changes"

not broadcasting who was "really to blame" is purposeful, and any other answer would undercut fallout's core identity to me

[iron-fifty-nine]

Just making sure this is very fucking clear