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[ace-shenanigans]

What if we made out in the aftermath of killing wen chao after not seeing each other for three months 🥺👉👈

[bat-incooking-school]

Wei Wuxian: CHENGCHENG! What brings you here?

Jiang Cheng: I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT! What are you doing in Yiling when I got a message that you urgently needed me at your settlement?

Wei Wuxian: I don't know. Wen Qing told me to stay out for now. But she probably wants you to advocate for my character or something.

Jiang Cheng: Why the hell would she ask me? Is your favorite jade statue too busy?

Wei Wuxian: Funny thing about that. Lan Qiren is up there accusing me of kidnapping Hanguang-jun

Jiang Cheng: YOU KIDNAPPED HANGUANG-JUN!!?

Wei Wuxian: NO! He just showed up one day and is refusing to leave! I tried to tell the old man, but he wouldn't listen! Then Wen Qing said I was making things worse and kicked me out until she said it's ok to come back. That was 3 days ago.

Jiang Cheng: Every day you find a new way to give me a headache. Walk me up your dumb mountain so we can figure out what's happening

[bat-incooking-school]

Wen Qing: YOU CHEAPSKATE! YOU UNDERHANDED SNAKE!

Lan Qiren: YOU DARE-

Wen Qing: I do a lot more than dare! You expect me to hand over our protector for a handful of gold pieces and a couple bags of rice? Do I look stupid!?

Wei Wuxian: Uhhhh....hi?

Wen Qing: Look here! Do you see this face? That face alone is worth at least 2 cows!

Lan Qiren: Oh please! That thin face? For 2 cows?

Wen Qing: He will fill out after you give us the cows!

Jiang Cheng: Is this a marriage negotiation? Did I get summoned to join in a marriage negotiation?

[bat-incooking-school]

Please note as this insanity progresses that I do not know what the going rate of a Wei Wuxian is. Nor am I entirely sure how a marriage negotiation would work.

I do, however, know how bitchy old men and soon to be in-laws work

[bat-incooking-school]

We Continue

Wei Wuxian: Don't ask me! When I got kicked out, it was a "not actually a hostage" hostage negotiation!

Lan Zhan: Not leaving without Wei Ying

Wei Wuxian: They let you stay!?

Jiang Cheng: Wei Wuxian! Focus! Now I know we haven't been getting along lately-

Wei Wuxian: I'm scared

Jiang Cheng: -but I have always wanted to win a marriage negotiation.

Wei Wuxian: I don't think you can win a-

Jiang Cheng: I'm so damn happy right now. I'm going to ignore how stupid you're acting. This is the greatest gift you've ever given me, A-Xian.

Wei Wuxian: Lan Zhan, I think Jiang Cheng is possessed.

Jiang Cheng: Shut up and go hang out with your kid and boyfriend. I'm going to bleed Gusu dry.

Wen Qing: HA! Should've taken my first offer, you old goat!

[angstandhappiness]

LMAO 😂

[starzknight]

20 something years old Jiang Cheng, on his third all nighter having to wrangle a visiting jin ling...Yup that's his life now...

[miramar-stuff]

[patchworkedarts]

a body without a golden core is useless huh?

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

An unbothered queen has entered, and subsequently left.

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[jujuism-studies]

"jiang cheng stans never hold jiang cheng accountable for his crimes" actually, i just talked to the fictional jury on the fictional trial that they held in jianghu's fictional court and they said being too sexy is not a crime in their fictional world :/

[qiu-yan]

WWX (drunk): but I’m taller WWX: funnier WWX: and more handsome WWX: more handsome than any husband of yours could be, jiang cheng... JC (married): nah, not really. WWX: more handsome than me???? show me this man, I won’t believe it!! JC: [hands WWX a mirror] WWX: [puts the mirror down] WWX: can he fight?? JC: yes WWX: can he joke? make you laugh? JC: regrettably, yes WWX: can he shoot? paint? sing? write moving poetry??? JC: yes, yes, yes, and yes sans the “moving” WWX: oh. well. WWX: WWX: jiang cheng, look. listen. WWX: you don't need him. JC: i disagree. WWX: you're strong and independent! you don't need no husband. you don't need any husband. WWX: i'll bet he's holding you back. JC: the opposite. also, a-ling likes him. WWX: oh.... WWX: WWX: well, is he naturally beautiful? JC: only according to himself. WWX: is he graceful and obedient? JC: no. WWX: hard working and thrifty? JC: nope. WWX: from a respected family? JC: not really. WWX: is his cultivation level low? JC: with effort, not anymore. WWX: personality not too strong?? JC: personality is very strong. WWX: is he untalkative? JC: haha, no. WWX: is his voice quiet? JC: not in the slightest. WWX: then why are you with him?????? JC: [sighs] JC: ...because I love him.

[soursoppi]

saw this cute pic of a raven making a heart, had to draw crowxian

(also a little extra of crowxian getting some cute aggression and having to nom on his shidi)

[yinyuns]

reunion

[selestarecless]

Don't touch my wounds,

I'm very tired

[selpuku]

WWX: awww did my shidi worry for me?? 🥺💞

JC: *contemplating murder*

[selpuku]

JC's gap moe

[pimpom-ns]

Besitos para jiujiu

[erizee07]

tryna go for a 90s anime vibe but err🙌

[little-orange-in-the-basket]

[barricade0511]

POV: You were dying yet you found someone was trying to harm your shidi

meme refered.P3 is motionless version.