hell ain't half-full! take me with you!

1998 - white - she/her- a loosey-goosey soul

[folklorespring]

Embroidered rushnyk from Ukraine.

Translation: Have fun, girls, take care of yourselves/behave yourselves, but don't rush into marriage, married life can be wretched, you may weep and lament then

[medievaljournalist]

making a pilgrimage to tumblr & getting conned by a blogger claiming to sell scraps of the shroud of pjackk

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

[herbaklava]

[strawberry-crocodile]

for real tho it feels exhausting that ive seen this whole "woman should be allowed to abstain from X beauty standard" -> "i perform X beauty standard, am i evil? do you think im evil? please forgive me i came up with a dozen excuses 🥺" since like 2015 (and i know its been going on longer than that) like girl thats not the poiiiiint

[strawberry-crocodile]

look me in the eyes. repeat after me. "i face societal pressure to perform this beauty standard. i should not face that pressure. i conform to this standard. i am rewarded for performing to this standard. i need to respect women who do not perform this standard. this is not about whether or not i am a sinner for wearing makeup."

[10001gecs]

I need to suck you off until you’re groaning like a beached whale 🫣

ok you can give me a blowjob but take the time to think of a more sexy simile please

[lakevida]

when the evilvillain post hits too close to home and you have to sit with bowed head and folded hands until the dunkin employees threaten to call somebody

[pumpkinspicebluntwrap]

[aflo]

/r/CheetahTooHigh

[evilvillain123456789]

a pit of dread forms in your stomach as you parse my "evil baby on board" decal and realize you have a moral duty to rear end my vehicle as hard as you can

[thecryptkeeper]

[queershakespeare]

replica by alessio carnevali // st. mary magdalene from the santa lucia triptych, painted c1470 by carlo crivelli

[fancyratlady]

Absolutely losing my mind over this

[loki-zen]

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

[mtndewpitchblack]

[kiefbowl]

[heylittletomboy]

They Hacked Women

[libraryleopard]

why do we always bash girls for poisoning their family with arsenic but never question if the family had bad vibes? or was unpleasant to be around?

[capacity2]

Im not compatible with a single person on the entire planet

[decadentlorenzocollector-deacti]

not El rebloging, when she is compatible w me😩

[elsagism]

You know what, you're right *kisses you*

[decadentlorenzocollector-deacti]

come here my love *spins you around*

[capacity2]

[labradorescence]

just finished reading les mis for the first time. have to say people really overstate how significant the sewer passages are. hugo spends probably 5 x more pages going on about waterloo, why do the sewers get all the attention?

[wetorturedsomefolks]

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.