Laconic Homo

Brisbane, Homo, Sometimes NSFW, Gaming, Art, Men, Unhinged. 

[heyfagatha]

Birthday Suit on my Birthday

[dankmemeuniversity]

[blueklectic]

[issasideblogbruh]

Why would you…… rip my strands right from my scalp like this

[saathiray]

FINALLY a wording for this I’ve been trying to find that doesn’t turn into victim-blaming

[homoethotic]

Listen everyone 🎈in twenty 🌈🎊gayteen🎊🌈All Hets are fucking 🚫🙅‍♀️ banned🙅‍♀️🚫😩😩that straight shit😷 better be OFF my dash 😬 this is a 💅 Gays💅 only 👐EVENT👐 honey we are finding love👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 happiness 💕🙏and learning how to FUCKING drive 🚗 in 20 gayteen🚘 👏👏none of u straighties ruin this 😱😬💀💀 👀👀thank u my babies🙏🌠🎆🎇

[homoethotic]

Alright listen up 👂👀👂in twenty 🌈 Bi-neteen 🌈 we are gonna fucking uhhhh 🌞love 🤙🤘respect 👍and cherish 👌👌our bi siblings. 💃💃 That biphobic shit better be 🙅‍♀️🚫off 🚫🙅‍♀️my fucking dash. My bi pals are finding love 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👩‍❤️‍👩 happiness 💕👍and getting GOOD ASS haircuts 💇‍♂️💇‍♀️ in 20 Bi-neteen 🎉🎉🎈none of you biphobes and homophobes better fuckin ruin this 😬🙅‍♂️💀 🙅‍♀️👀👀thank u my babies 🙏✨🎆🌠🌈

[elencaorange]

Twitter

[unicornempire]

This is some truth laid down right here boy.

[quasi-normalcy]

Millennials have essentially been forced into a perpetual teenagerhood by socioeconomic circumstance, we desperately want to grow up, and we’re worried that we’re running out of time to do so

[iansoulfox-deactivated20201026]

damn does this sting.

[domesticdad]

Can I get an amen?

[hydro-homies]

May we come in ?

[just-shower-thoughts]

Because there are always pregnant people, the average number of skeletons in a body is higher than one

[pseudinymous]

I never needed to think about this, but now I’m reblogging it and all of you can suffer as well.

[holy-moonlight-sword-deactivate]

bro cmon. wheres my smooch

[popularbussy-deactivated2020061]

This post predicted the future

[over-sleep]

しぬｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗしぬｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ（ 佐藤チャン さんのツイート ）

[drdaanvondutch]

THE,,, TH HANDCUFFS ON HIS FEEt???

[unclefather]

Bdsm

[humunanunga]

Tumblr after 12/16/18:

[fatd0lly]

OMG

[fakehistory]

Body preserved during the Pompeii Eruption (79 A.D.)

[von-felden]

Everyone right now uploading pictures like this before the 17th.

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

[ryuko]

you have until december 17 to be horny. after that it’s illegal

[blackrebelz-deactivated20240608]

[sovietnam]

[relelvance]

[penny-anna]

hot take: 

Gloin is the sexiest dwarf by dwarf standards.

Kili is the sexiest dwarf by elf standards.

Thorin is the sexiest dwarf by human standards

& Bombur is the sexiest dwarf by hobbit standards

[penny-anna]

#ITS TRUE AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT #(ALSO THORIN AND KILI BEING ‘UGLY’ BY DWARF STANDARDS IS AMUSING CONTENT)

further take: Kili is straight-up ugly by dwarf standards. Thorin is like, the dwarf equivalent of Benedict Cumberbatch. Some dwarves think he’s an absolutely dreamboat, others think he is super weird looking, there’s very little middle ground.

[kayla-bird-deactivated20190505]

omg now i’m like. what does this make frodo by hobbit standards

[penny-anna]

by hobbit standards, I’m afraid Frodo is probably. not conventionally attractive at all.

[femmefaramir]

Frodo is the sexiest hobbit by elf standards

[stinkylittlegnome]

@femmefaramir this is some fucking galaxy brain level tags and im crying out of sheer horror

[elodieunderglass]

Wow! That actually killed me! Thanks!

[meanplastic]

I AM SCREAMING