do u have a vibrator in ur pants or is ur penis just so scared
Peter Solarz
dirt enthusiast

shark vs the universe

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
styofa doing anything
Three Goblin Art
d e v o n
occasionally subtle
Monterey Bay Aquarium

Janaina Medeiros
Stranger Things

#extradirty
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Origami Around

@theartofmadeline

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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AnasAbdin
Xuebing Du

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@lady--lisa
do u have a vibrator in ur pants or is ur penis just so scared
Can't let British people have air conditioning because first they'd call it something twee like "the climate fixer" and then in 20 years they'll call it "the climb" or "the climmy"
French kids would call it "le climot", frustrating language officials who would prefer they call it "machine pour le contrôle du climat froide à l'interieure de l'édifice"
things to say after fucking up egregiously
pack it up boys we've made a social blunder
let's run that again
one more time normal style
I'm going to become a statistic
further proof god is out to get me
it's because I tore my acl senior year
I couldn't do it for religious reasons
my ex took my talent in the divorce
good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)
...one would know if they're a Christian eunuch,, right?
I would imagine so. Rough day?
evil great lakes
lake inferior
lake normal
lake offtario
lake hurton
lake michigan
crossfaded on signs and the things that they signify
the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad
you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old
oh I know her well we went to 2014 together
your problem is you think if you communicate with clarity and earnestness that people will actually understand you
the inherent eroticism of a roman civil war
is there anything worse than accidentally putting on the non-explicit version of an album? where is my beloved wife fuck and my beautiful daughter cunt?
i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence