Julius Caesar wore jorts

fancifulplaguerat main <3 || ps. my name is not actually Lisa this is a convoluted reference

[gayday-inactive]

do u have a vibrator in ur pants or is ur penis just so scared

[enki2]

[mf-dude]

[dreg-heap]

Can't let British people have air conditioning because first they'd call it something twee like "the climate fixer" and then in 20 years they'll call it "the climb" or "the climmy"

[dreg-heap]

French kids would call it "le climot", frustrating language officials who would prefer they call it "machine pour le contrôle du climat froide à l'interieure de l'édifice"

[insecuregodcomplex]

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

things to say after fucking up egregiously

pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

let's run that again

one more time normal style

I'm going to become a statistic

further proof god is out to get me

it's because I tore my acl senior year

I couldn't do it for religious reasons

my ex took my talent in the divorce

good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)

[cryptotheism]

...one would know if they're a Christian eunuch,, right?

I would imagine so. Rough day?

[rainbowgaez]

evil great lakes

lake inferior

lake normal

lake offtario

lake hurton

lake michigan

[moputopia]

crossfaded on signs and the things that they signify

[loveridden1999]

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad

[heavensenthousepet]

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

[melonisopod]

[ryebreadgf]

oh I know her well we went to 2014 together

[despazito]

[seventyeight-moose]

[fairycosmos]

your problem is you think if you communicate with clarity and earnestness that people will actually understand you

[wavaur]

the inherent eroticism of a roman civil war

[kaaaaaaarf]

is there anything worse than accidentally putting on the non-explicit version of an album? where is my beloved wife fuck and my beautiful daughter cunt?

[rhinco]

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence