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[dramakoala]

[trashpandaart3000]

art by The Baby Goat

[kibumkim]

This like when the costco founder said he'd kill the cfo if he tried to raise the price of the hot dog

[tariah23]

[bomeaniebobeanie]

The Arizona tea snitch hotline may be the first one to actually show good results.

[lady-0f-time]

Local gas station put their brand on the can, selling it for almost 2 sumthin? Iirc

[cumdumpstiel]

what is it about pussy that needs ice. like it's a match made in heaven. even if it was in the fridge before i still pour it over ice

[cumdumpstiel]

so i meant, and fully thought i typed, pepsi

[aquar-io]

if you ask me, the guy who put the sword INTO the stone should be king, not the chucklefuck who got it out.

[acekoral]

I assume the guy who put the "sword that makes you the king" into the stone, doesn't really want the position

[monkeychewtoy]

i think the stone should be king since it held the sword the longest

[aquar-io]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[314eater]

The hardcore way to eat ramen: 1. Boil water 2. Eat block of ramen 3. Drink boiled water 4. Snort flavored powder 5. Fuck bitches

[boredbug-deactivated20130822]

you looking for this my friend?

[semememes-blog]

why is there a gif for this

[dodgyegg-deactivated20180427]

ITS BACK MY FAVORITE POST ON THIS FUCKING SITE IS BACK

[uwathebestgirl]

The gif skipped stage 5

[lady-0f-time]

Star life update: lost my GF to issues in her family. now single and concidering taking up the Vulcan practice of Kolinahr

[lady-0f-time]

Star never did take up the practice of Kolinahr

[lady-0f-time]

Star is till considering this

[lady-0f-time]

Star is putting this on hold again

[idkpleasekillme]

it’s a wild ride having “please don’t leave me” and “it’s your loss if you do” daddy issues with “please don’t yell at me ill cry” and “fuck around find out” mommy issues

[iwilleatyourenglish]

in honor of our approaching anniversary, my boyfriend saw fit to reflect on one of my more romantic moments

anyway this was the text

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[speedlimit15]

i think if your account has existed on this site for a certain number of years you should be grandfathered into ad free browsing. a decade seems reasonable like if you signed up in 2012 or prior you have tenure

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

Were you a victim of the Mishapocalypse? You might be entitled to compensation

[lady-0f-time]

I've been here since 2012, where's my compensation!

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

“where do you see yourself in five years”

slightly dehydrated, eating refried beans out of a can in an abandoned old metal trailer in the desert. My look can be described as “grungey power ranger shounen.” With me are four other people with similar aesthetics, dipping their feet in a duct-taped wading pool and sharing a cooler of popsicles. Against a cinder-block fire-pit that may or may not shelter multiple rattlesnakes leans a bright yellow vespa that may or may not be able to hover, and a goat is chewing on what’s left of a potted plant just outside the trailer’s front door. On an old radio with antenna longer than I am tall, tuned into an un-locatable radio station, my chemical romance crackles in and out. The government thinks I’m dead and my student loans are void. Things are good.

[spiritscraft-deactivated2025031]

The ending really floored me.

[insyncbby]

One day your child will bring home a friend and introduce them and they’ll have the name of a fictional character and you silently whisper “I can’t believe their parents were in ‘that’ fandom!”

[laerugo]

#i don’t care how cute he is you can’t hang out with cullen anymore

[hashtagloveloses]

but castiel, dear, you grew up with dean why don’t you take him out on a date

[lady-0f-time]

I know a guy whose kid is named Goku

[lady-0f-time]

Me: rawr?

William: You wont be saying that when your mouth is filled with my cock

William: Oh shit!!! Wrong person!

[lady-0f-time]

Oh I miss William…a shame he’s a racist a-hole now. Oh well.

[lady-0f-time]

this is still funny to me all these years later

[lnfamy-deactivated20200913]

sexting is so weird i did it once and the guy was getting really into it and i was eating a pack of doritos and playing final fantasy

[kingshezza]

ever since I joined tumblr i’ve become 90% more unsure about my sexuality

[lady-0f-time]

wait til 17 year old me finds tiktok. im actually a full Lesbian now. oh how have things changed. 

[lady-0f-time]

I am actually just a bisexual mess whose never made a real decision in her life.

[texaschainsawmascara]

Andalusia - Lisa Marie Basile / Sharp Objects - Gillian Flynn / Runs in the Family - Amanda Palmer / unknown / Hate To Feel - Alice In Chains / The Lion In Winter - James Goldman / Letter To My Rage: An Evolution - Lidia Yuknavitch / Rupi Kaur / The Unbearable Lightness of Being - Milan Kundera / Amanda Palmer / Easier Than Lying - Halsey / Playing God - Paramore / Nancy Lee / On Earth We’re Briefly Gorgeous - Ocean Vuong / Enough - Suzanne Buffam / Antigone (Sophocles / trans. Anne Carson) / Untitled, Jasmin R. / When Doves Cry - Prince / I AM ANGRY BECAUSE OF MY FATHER - Halsey / Courtney Love prays to Oregon - Clementine Von Radics / unknown