what do you mean u don't believe in the concept of virginity?
Nobody’s dick is important enough to change any part of my identity
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what do you mean u don't believe in the concept of virginity?
Nobody’s dick is important enough to change any part of my identity
SLAY
The 2nd Amendment is no longer the right to bear arms. The 2nd Amendment has become the right to take lives. The 2nd Amendment is no longer aiding citizens. The 2nd Amendment is now abetting murderers.
When the laws don’t work, the laws must change.
Well, clearly you failed 9th grade Social Studies.
You know… I honestly don’t remember how did in 9th grade Social Studies?
I did okay majoring in Political Science and American Government in undergrad though. I graduated summa cum laude so I figure I must have learned something?
Law school also went alright I guess? I did somehow manage to get an article about the constitutionality and modification of excessive force laws through out the 50 states placed in a national publication. And I also managed to pass the Bar Exam.
But yeah it’s totally possible I failed 9th grade social studies tbh. I was a little shit when I was 15 and gave no fucks.
Hey, 911, I just witnessed a murder.
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Minus the College AU bit, this is canon
*takes off glasses*
My god, what power they have given us….
@mysnarkyslytherinsecret I can imagine Hermione going wild, thinking she didn’t use her time good enough and Severus showing her how she could use her time. *cough* ^^
Hermione: *screams* My God. There are still SO MANY BOOKS I WANT TO READ.
Severus: It’s jut a hair-
Hermione: It’s not just a hair. MY LIFE, SEVERUS. MY LIFE IS SLIPPING AWAY.
Severus: Who’s being melodramatic now?
Hermione: I KNOW! I BET THEY’RE HIDING A TIME TURNER AT THE MINISTRY. SEVERUS. LET’S DO A HEIST.
Severus: Hermione, I really think you’re overreact-
Hermione: *grabs his shirt in both fists* You. Me. HEIST.
Severus: *sigh* This is a terrible idea.
Hermione: No it’s not. Because books.
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What.
The.
Fuck.
I just had a really intense orgasm after reading three really fucking intense Drarry fics. Sorry but I had to tell SOMEONE!!!
…haven’t we all…
………
OH COME ON DONT TRY AND ACT COY, PEOPLE. I know this is you right now as you read this sitting alone in your room probably :
(⌒-⌒; ) “err haha nope not me”
True. You caught me.
Wait. Do.. do people read intense smutty Drarry fics and not touch themselves? I’m so confused.
I compose whole fics whilst I wank. I don’t actually understand how other people don’t do this.
SAME JULIET
K but aren’t you going to link us to said fics??
THANK MERLIN THE DRARRY SQUAD HAS SUCH A MASSIVE WANK BANK. (And yes I am referring to the thousands of fics out there.) AO3 is like our Gringotts.
This is why I love the drarry squad
Someone should make a drarry wank rec list
Wanking It to Drarry
Ligabus Filium (Tessa Crowley, 41.5k): Bdsm Drarry at its very best
It Started in the Shower (chickenlivesinpumpkin, 124k): So gloriously hot that all it takes is hearing “little cat” to make me shiver. Possessive, dominant Harry & sexy, sexy Draco.
Big Dick Come Quick (Calanthe, 204k): Basically one giant (heh) PWP featuring hung!Harry & size-queen!Draco, with an extra dose of feels and adorableness.
Unhook the Stars (jad, 72k): Draco’s a professional Dom & Harry takes it like a champ. The writing is fantastic, the sex is scorching, and Draco drives around in a yellow Lamborghini named the Honey Badger & terrifies Muggles.
How to Handle an Enemy & Turnabout is Fair Play (who_la_hoop, 18k together): The Slytherins play Truth or Dare. Epic wanking ensues.
Sex, Lies, and Veritaserum (lettered, 18k): Veritaserum induced dirty talk about their deepest, most intimate fantasies.
Bored (Vorabiza, 9.5k): The Gryffindors and Slytherins are trapped together, and Harry keeps them occupied by getting his dirty talk on.
Unknown Pleasures (birdsofshore, 10k): The Room of Requirements thoughtfully summons Draco & a wide variety of bdsm fuckery for Harry.
Rather Than Love (birdsofshore, 7k): Draco gives Veritaserum to Harry to make him discuss their sex life in front of strangers.
Draco at Nineteen (birdsofshore, 5k): Draco’s turning 19 & having a difficult time of it, so future Harry (who’s dating Draco) uses a time turner to come visit him on his birthday & help him… relax.
Endowment (dictacontrion, 11k): Finally, a hung!Draco fic! It’s so yummy- Draco spends most of it preparing Harry for his huge cock (aw yeah), and when they finally fuck, god. It’s electric.
Potter’s Parselprostate (and the Chamber of Secrets) (dictacontrion, 17,5k): Draco fucks Harry to unlock his Parseltongue and get the map to the Chamber of Secrets.
Simulacrum & Finders Keepers (slashpervert, 8k): Draco, being an enterprising gentleman, decides to make a replica of his cock (that’s linked to him, so he feels what it feels) & send it anonymously to Harry.
Don’t Think Twice (firethesound, 28k so far): It starts with Harry spying on Draco wanking in the Prefects’ Bathroom & progresses in a most delicious manner.
Another Mask Behind You (lettered, 117k): Draco’s a prostitute and Harry unknowingly hires him (Draco came up with a potion that slightly changes his appearance). It’s hot hot hot.
IDK My BFF Hermione? (lettered, 19k): Draco wears eyeliner, leather, silver necklaces, and dances on tables. Harry finds this very intriguing.
Hung Like a Horntail (lumosed_quill, 2k): Draco is determined to get up close and personal with Harry’s huge cock. #goals
Touch Me Fall (lumosed_quill, 23k): Harry hires Draco to try to get him out of his system. It works about as well as you’d expect.
It’s The Love of the Chase (that Created the Ride) (lumosed_quill, 14k): Harry and Draco are Auror partners who get off on the adrenaline rush and fucking in public.
Remote (Sara Holmes, 7.5k): Harry & Draco’s fight over the remote takes a most delicious turn.
Punishment (dysonrules, 15.5k): Draco and Harry make a bet over their Quidditch game, resulting in spanking aplenty.
Let Me See You Stripped (Down to the Bone) (traintracks, 24k): Harry & Draco are strippers who are paired up to dance together. The sexual tension is sizzling
Hurt for the Right Reasons (traintracks, 4.5k): Angry Quidditch shower fucking
Draco Malfoy is NOT Attractive & Harry Potter is an Arrogant Prick (sophiefrench77, 6.5k together): Despite both claiming to find the other repellent, Harry and Draco are unable to resist shagging like mad.
A Tale of Horns, Mating Rituals of the Winged Predator, Claws that Catch, Dragon Riding for Beginners (Pushdragon, 35k): Harry’s a professional Quidditch player and Draco’s preparing to go ride a dragon. Needless to say, Harry’s the one to ride a dragon here.
Inevitable as the Tide (cassiafrankincense, 5k): Beautiful, emotional, intense sex that reads like poetry
The Ties that Bind Us (Faith Wood, 28k): Harry and Draco are (literally) bound together, and put their proximity to good use.
Obsession (Faith Wood, 4k): Harry finds himself obsessed with Draco’s ass. Understandable
Daydream Series (Faith Wood, 12k): Draco buys 100 Patented Daydream Charms featuring sexy Harry, and quickly becomes obsessed with them.
Three Potters (Faith Wood, 2k): Draco uses Patented Daydream Charms to shag three Harrys at once.
Preparation & Blush (closet_bound, 7.5k): Draco gives Harry an introduction to the glories of gay sex.
Making a Politician Shut Up: A Lover’s Guide (Lokifan, 7.5k): Harry helps Draco unwind from his day with the help of gags & spanking
Pretty Baby Universe (literaryspell, 16k): More D/s fun, with plenty of crossdressing & dirty talk
<3<3<3 themalfoymanner!!! Thank you!!!
While we’re on the topic, from my masterlist:
By Type of Smut Bottom!Draco Bottom!Harry Christmas Dom!Draco Dom!Harry Fighting -> Fucking First Time/Sexual Debut Hate Sex Hogwarts Express In the Library Long and Angst-Lite Love Potions Lust Potions Parseltongue PWPs Recent Smut (as of 7/15) Rentboys: One (Draco), Two (Draco) Student/Teacher
Uhm… y'all need jesus… i mean, i read drarry smut too, like… the hardcore smut but… no…
Oh shit does Jesus need a rec too?
Couldn’t help myself. You can pray for me. I deliver unto you Harry/Draco PWP (Porn-With-Priest).
“Suffer The Children” oldenuf2nb NC-17, 32327 words Summary: Draco Malfoy has learned via painful experience that the least complicated way to go about things is to not allow himself to care—about anyone. After all, he’d tried that once without success. But now he finds himself thrust into a situation where maintaining the armour around his heart simply isn’t an option.
A Multitude of Sins by cryptonym NC-17, 40912 words Summary: Peter 4:8 - Above all, love each other deeply, because love covers over a multitude of sins. “O Sinners, Let’s Go Down” by birdsofshore, raitala NC-17, 32698 Summary: It seemed like such a straightforward plan ‒ a trip to Suffolk to research his mother’s family tree and spend a few days relaxing by the seaside. Harry wasn’t looking for anything more than that. He certainly wasn’t looking for Draco Malfoy. [I “confess”—I haven’t read this one yet, but how could anything made from the combined forces of birdsofshore and raitala not be awesome?]
This keeps getting better! Porn with priests!
And dictacontrion, your masterlist is a thing of beauty. It combines my two favorite things: organization & drarry porn. Amen!
It seems like it’s finally time to reblog this gem.
I’ve only seen this iconic post in screenshots
There’s screenshots of this post???
Benedict as James Bond 🤔😍
A list of female chiefs of government of Independent States and Self-ruling Territories from the 20th century
A list of female Nobel Prize laureates
A list of women CEOS of the Fortune 500
A list of Olympic Medalists (women)
i hope you’re all aware of the 300 recently discovered love letters between two gay british soldiers during ww2 that are going to be possibly adapted into a film.
they’re beautiful and poetic and tragic and heart-wrenching and brave. i highly suggest going and reading the excerpts.
here’s the one that broke my heart:
“Wouldn’t it be wonderful if all our letters could be published in the future in a more enlightened time. Then all the world could see how in love we are.“
Sounds fake af
Also, if they make a movie, I hope it fails
damn we got a real ray of gotdamn sunshine over here
Harry: Wanna play a game?
Draco: *suspicious* ... Sure, Potter.
Harry: *Puts hand on his knee* My hand is the fire truck. It stops when you say "red light".
Harry: *starts sliding hand up Draco's thigh*
Draco: *says nothing*
Harry: *hesitates* Uhm, aren't you going to say "red light"?
Draco: *looks at him straight in the eye*
Draco: Not when there's a fire in my pants.
Harry: Oh my god.
fun story I first became obsessed with the harry potter series and hermione in particular in yr 3 of primary school and I decided I wanted to be like hermione in every way so I started reading *lots* and working super hard in school, got a reputation for bookishness and being the smart kid that I kept up into high school and lol here I am graduating in a few weeks from Cambridge all bc I adored this clever bookworm in a children’s book series and absorbed her into my personality as a child like ???
basically long story short female role models in kids media are EVERYTHING
this gets funnier when you see the time stamp
no offense but the soft uncertain kiss followed by a pause where the people look each other in the eyes and then fucking pull eachother back into a more passionate kiss will always be the most soul destroying trope , catch me lying on the fucking ground sobbing and rewatching The Scene™✌🏼✌🏼✌🏼
The fact that sherlock doesn’t say “because you *chose* her” but says “because you chose *her*”
The fact that when John says “oh God yes” it sounds like a goddamn porn movie
The fact that Sherlock always corrects everyone when they are wrong and he never corrected anyone who assumed that he and john were a couple
The fact that when John tells Irene “I am not gay” she responds “well I am. Look at us both” meaning if she is gay and she likes Sherlock then John, who isn’t gay, can also like Sherlock
The fact that John licks his lips when he asks Sherlock if he has a boyfriend
The fact that when Sherlock answers “no” John comments that he is also single
The fact the the most observant man on earth thought that John flirted with him
The fact that when Irene is naked John asks her to cover herself but when Sherlock is just wearing a sheet he leans closer and takes a better look
The fact that when Sherlock says “John doesn’t know where to look” Irene says she thinks he knows exactly where and John is not looking at Irene
The fact that when Irene says somebody loves you, the shot changes and we see John
The fact that even though it is Mary and John’s wedding we mostly see Sherlock through the entire episode and we hear stories about him and John
The fact that in the scene where they discover Mary is pregnant, that is supposed to be a happy moment between husband and wife, we only see Mary in three shots and the rest of the scene is John and Sherlock looking at each other
The fact that Sherlock leaves the wedding early
The fact that when Sherlock thought Irene had died the first time, John and Mycroft thought that Sherlock would go back to doing drugs and after John got married he found Sherlock using
The fact that Sherlock says “I meant to say *always* and I never did” and then he says that Sherlock is a girl’s name while he has *just* found out that the baby is a girl.
The fact that when John is living with Mary he has, once again, nightmares
The fact that Sherlock says that fire exposes our priorities and we see John running towards Sherlock after the explosion and Sherlock trying to save John from a fire
The fact than Sherlock tells John not to write about the unsolved cases but then he explains an unsolved one in front of everyone just to praise John
The fact that in Irene’s living room Sherlock deduces that John has a date tonight but we later see him at home saying he’ll be next door of sherlock needs him
The fact that Sherlock sees Mary in a wedding dress shooting him and Mark Gatiss said they did it in case somebody didn’t understand the first time that John marring Mary is killing him
The fact that when Moriarty says that John is in danger Sherlock’s heart restarts
The fact that Sherlock says you might need to restart my heart looking at John
The fact that john shaves for Sherlock
The fact that when Sherlock’s winking when he meets john for the first time is out of character until you realize that in Many Happy Returns Sherlock says that people seem to like it when he winks
The fact that the relationship that mrs Hudson describes between herself and her husband reflects the relationship between Mary and John
The fact that in front of the least sensual and sentimental kiss between Sherlock and Janine john has the most excessive reaction
The fact that in Sherlock’s speech when he says “you know, he is a romantic” he then turns towards John and winks
The fact that John doesn’t remember that his girlfriend has a dog but he remembers how many messages with “that sound” Sherlock has received and then Sherlock answers “thrilling you’ve been counting”
The fact that Sherlock tells Irene that sentiment is a chemical defect found in the losing side but he tells John “two people that love you most in this world” and on the same episode John says “the two people that I love and care about most in this world”
The fact that they both have to include Mary when they confess their love for each other
The fact that when they are both drunk John leans forward and touches Sherlock’s knee and then says “I don’t mind.”
The fact that Sherlock never begs for mercy but he begs for John’s life in Irene’s lining room
The fact that when Irene asks “are you jealous” John avoids answering directly and he simply states that they are not a couple. Therefor he shouldn’t be jealous.
The fact that Irene who has an interest in Sherlock she comments on his cheekbones and on the next episode John makes a comment on his cheekbones as well.
I made this list like forever ago and I found it yesterday and I thought “It doesn’t hurt to share”
Also the fact that irene clearly uses dinner as a sexual metaphor, which Sherlock repeatedly rejects…and when John asks “dinner?” Sherlock replies “starving”.
The fact that Johnlock has always been real.
An old and homely grandmother accidentally summons a demon. She mistakes him for her gothic-phase teenage grandson and takes care of him. The demon decides to stay at his new home.
It isn’t uncommon for this particular demon to be summoned—from exhausting Halloween party pranks in abandoned barns to more legitimate (more exhausting) ceremonies in forests—but it has to admit, this is the first time it’s been called forth from its realm into a claustrophobic living room bathed in the dull orange-pink glow of old glass lamps and a multitude of wide-eyed, creepy antique porcelain dolls that could give Chucky a run for his money with all of their silent, seething stares combined. Accompanying those oddities are tea cup and saucer sets on shelves atop frilly doilies crocheted with the utmost care, and cross-stitched, colorful ‘Home Sweet Home’s hung across the wood-paneled walls.
It’s a mistake—a wrong number, per se. No witch it’s ever known has lived in such an, ah, dated, home. Furthermore, no practitioner that ever summoned it has been absent, as if they’d up and ding-dong ditched it. No, it didn’t work that way. Not at all. Not if they want to survive the encounter.
It hears the clinking of movement in the room adjacent—the kitchen, going by the pungent, bitter scent of cooled coffee and soggy, sweet sponge cakes, but more jarring is the smell of blood. It moves—feels something slip beneath its clawed foot as it does, and sees a crocheted blanket of whites and greys and deep black yarn, wound intricately, perfectly, into a summoning circle. Its summoning circle. There is a small splash of bright scarlet and sharp, jagged bits of a broken curio scattered on top, as if someone had dropped it, attempted to pick it up the pieces and pricked their finger. It would explain the blood. And it would explain the demon being brought into this strange place.
As it connects these pieces in its mind, the inhabitant of the house rounds the corner and exits the kitchen, holding a damp, white dish towel close to her hand and fumbling with the beaded bifocals hanging from her neck by a crocheted lanyard before stopping dead in her tracks.
Now, to be fair, the demon wouldn’t ordinarily second guess being face-to-face with a hunchbacked crone with a beaked nose, beady eyes and a peculiar lack of teeth, or a spidery shawl and ankle-length black dress, but there is definitely something amiss here. Especially when the old biddy lets her spectacles fall slack on her bosom and erupts into a wide, toothy (toothless) grin, eyes squinting and crinkling from the sheer effort of it.
“Todd! Todd, dear, I didn’t know you were visiting this year! You didn’t call, you didn’t write—but, oh, I’m so happy you’re here, dear! Would it have been too much to ask you to ring the doorbell? I almost had a heart attack. And don’t worry about the blood, here—I had an accident. My favorite figure toppled off of the table and cleanup didn’t go as expected. But I seem to recall you are quite into the bloodshed and ‘edgy’ stuff these days, so I don’t suppose you mind.” She releases a hearty, kind laugh, but it isn’t mocking, it’s sweet. Grandmotherly. The demon is by no means sentimental or maudlin, but the kindness, the familiarity, the genuine fondness, does pull a few dusty old nostalgic heartstrings. “Imagine if it leaves a scar! It’d be a bit ‘badass,’ as you teenagers say, wouldn’t it?”
She is as blind as a bat without her glasses, it would appear, because the demon is by no means a ‘Todd’ or a human at all, though humanoid, shrouded in sleek, black skin and hard spikes and sharp claws. But the demon humors her, if only because it had been caught off guard.
The old woman smiles still, before turning on her heel and shuffling into the hallway with a stiff gait revealing a poor hip. “Be a dear and make some more coffee, would you please? I’ll be back in a jiffy.”
Yes, this is most definitely a mistake. One for the record books, for certain. For late-night trips to bars and conversations with colleagues, while others discuss how many souls they’d swindled in exchange for peanuts, or how many first-borns they’d been pledged for things idiot humans could have gained without divine intervention. Ugh. Sometimes it all just became so pedantic that little detours like this were a blessing—happy accidents, as the humans would say.
That’s why the demon does as asked, and plods slowly into the kitchen, careful to duck low and avoid the top of the doorframe. That’s why it gingerly takes the small glass pot and empties it of old, stale coffee and carefully, so carefully, takes a measuring scoop between its claws and fills the machine with fresh grounds. It’s as the hot water is percolating that the old woman returns, her index finger wrapped tight in a series of beige bandages.
“I’m surprised you’re so tall, Todd! I haven’t seen you since you were at my hip! But your mother mails photos all the time—you do love wearing all black, don’t you?” She takes a seat at the small round table in the corner and taps the glass lid of the cake plate with quaking, unsteady, aged hands. “I was starting to think you’d never visit. Your father and I have had our disagreements, but…I am glad you’re here, dear. Would you like some cake?” Before the demon has a chance to decline, she lifts the lid and cuts a generous slice from the near-complete circle that has scarcely been touched. It smells of citrus and cream and is, as assumed earlier, soggy, oversaturated with icing.
It was made for a special occasion, for guests, but it doesn’t seem this old woman receives much company in this musty, stagnant house that smells like an antique garage that hadn’t had its dust stirred in years.
Especially not from her absentee grandson, Todd.
The demon waits until the coffee pot is full, and takes two small mugs from the counter, filling them until steam is frothing over the rims. Then, and only then, does it accept the cake and sit, with some difficulty, in a small chair at the small table. It warbles out a polite ‘thank you,’ but it doesn’t suppose the woman understands. Manners are manners regardless.
“Oh, dear, I can hardly understand. Your voice has gotten so deep, just like your grandfather’s was. That, and I do recall you have an affinity for that gravelly, screaming music. Did your voice get strained? It’s alright, dear, I’ll do the talking. You just rest up. The coffee will help soothe.”
The demon merely nods—some communication can be understood without fail—and drinks the coffee and eats the cake with a too-small fork. It’s ordinary, mushy, but delicious because of the intent behind it and the love that must have gone into its creation.
“I hope you enjoyed all of the presents I sent you. You never write back—but I am aware most people use that fancy E-mail these days. I just can’t wrap my head around it. I do wish your mom and dad would visit sometime. I know of a wonderful little café down the street we can go to. I haven’t been; I wanted to visit it with Charles, before he…well.” She falls silent in her rambling, staring into her coffee with a small, melancholy smile. “I can’t believe it’s been ten years. You never had the chance to meet him. But never mind that.” Suddenly, and with surprising speed that has the demon concerned for her well being, she moves to her feet, bracing her hands on the edge of the table. “I may as well give you your birthday present, since you’re here. What timing! I only finished it this morning. I’ll be right back.”
When she returns, the white, grey and black crocheted work with the summoning circle is bundled in her arms.
“I found these designs in an occult book I borrowed from the library. I thought you’d like them on a nice, warm blanket to fight off the winter chill—I hope you do like it.” With gentle hands, she spreads the blanket over the demon’s broad, spiky back like a shawl, smoothing it over craggy shoulders and patting its arms affectionately. “Happy birthday, Todd, dear.”
Well, that settles it. Whoever, wherever, Todd is, he’s clearly missing out. The demon will just have to be her grandson from now on.
this is so sweet. it made me want to hug someone.
i had to
I WOULD WATCH SIX SEASONS AND A MOVIE
Okay but she takes him to the little cafe and all of the people in her town are like “What is that thing, what the hell, Anette?” and she’s like “Don’t you remember my grandson Todd?” and the entire town just has to play along because no one will tell little old Nettie that her grandson is an actual demon because this is the happiest she’s been since her husband died.
Bonus: In season 4 she makes him run for mayor and he wins
I just want to watch ‘Todd’ help her with groceries, and help her with cooking, and help her clean up the dust around the house and air it out, and fill it with spring flowers because Anette mentioned she loved hyacinth and daffodils. Over the seasons her eyesight worsens, so ‘Todd’ brings a hellhound into the house to act as her seeing eye dog, and people in town are kinda terrified of this massive black brute with fur that drips like thick oil, and a mouth that can open all the way back to its chest, but ‘Honey’ likes her hard candies, and doesn’t get oil on the carpet, and when ‘Todd’ has to go back to Hell for errands, Honey will snuggle up to Anette and rest his giant head on her lap, and whuff at her pockets for butterscotch. Anette never gives ‘Todd’ her soul, but she gives him her heart
In season six, Anette gets sick. She spends most of the season bedridden and it becomes obvious by about midway through the season that she’s not going to make it to the end of the season. Todd spends the season travelling back and forth between the human realm and his home plane, trying hard to find something, anything that will help Anette get better, to prolong her life. He’s tried getting her to sell him her soul, but she’s just laughed, told him that he shouldn’t talk like that. With only a few episodes left in the season Anette passes away, Todd is by her side. When the reaper comes for her Todd asks about the fate of her soul. In a dispassionate voice the reaper informs Todd that Anette spent the last few years of her life cavorting with creatures of darkness, that there can be only one fate for her. Todd refuses to accept this and he fights the reaper, eventually injuring the creature and driving it off. Knowing that Anette cannot stay in the Human Realm, and refusing to allow her spirit to be taken by another reaper, so he takes her soul in his arms. He’s done this before, when mortals have sold themselves to him. This time the soul cradled against his chest does not snuggle and fight. This time the soul held tight against him reaches out, pats him on the cheek tells him he was a good boy, and so handsome, just like his grandfather. Todd takes Anette back to the demon realm, holding her tight against him as he travels across the bleak and forebidding landscape; such a sharp contrast to the rosy warmth of Anette’s home. Eventually, in a far corner of his home plane, Todd finds what he is looking for. It is a place where other demons do not tread; a large boulder cracked and broken, with a gap just barely large enough for Todd to fit through. This crack, of all things, gives him pause, but Anette’s soul makes a comment about needing to get home in time to feed Honey, and Todd forces himself to pass through it. He travels in darkness for a while, before he emerges into into a light so bright that it’s blinding. His eyes adjust slowly, and he finds himself face to face with two creatures, each of them at least twice his size one of them has six wings and the head of a lion, one of them is an amorphous creature within several rings. The lion-headed one snarls at Todd, and demands that he turn back, that he has no business here. Todd looks down, holding Anette’s soul against his chest, he takes a deep breath, and speaks a single word, “Please.” The two larger beings are taken aback by this. They are too used to Todd’s kind being belligerent, they consult with each other, they argue. The amorphous one seems to want to be lenient, the lion-headed one insists on being stricter. While they’re arguing Todd sneaks by them and runs as fast as he can, deeper into the brightly lit expanse. The path on which he travels begins to slope upwards, and eventually becomes a staircase. It becomes evident that each step further up the stair is more and more difficult for Todd, that it’s physically paining him to climb these stairs, but he keeps going.
They dedicate a full episode to this climb; interspersing the climb with scenes they weren’t able to show in previous seasons, Anette and Honey coming to visit Todd in the Mayor’s office, Anette and Todd playing bingo together for the first time, Anette and Todd watching their stories together in the mid afternoon, Anette falling asleep in her chair and Todd gently carrying her to bed. Anette making Todd lemonade in the summer while he’s up on the roof fixing that leak and cleaning out the rain gutters. Eventually Todd reaches the top, and all but collapses, he falls to a knee and for the first time his grip on Anette’s soul slips, and she falls away from him. Landing on the ground. He reaches out for her, but someone gets there first. Another hand reaches out, and helps this elderly woman off the ground, helps her get to her feet. Anette gasps, it’s Charles. The pair of them throw their arms around each other. Anette tells Charles that she’s missed him so much, and she has so much to tell him. Charles nods. Todd watches a soft smile on his face. A delicate hand touches Todd’s shoulder, and pulls him easily to his feet. A figure; we never see exactly what it looks like, leans down, whispering in Todd’s ear that he’s done well, and that Anette will be well taken care of here. That she will spend an eternity with her loved ones. Todd looks back over to her, she’s surrounded by a sea of people. Todd nods, and smiles. The figure behind him tells him that while he has done good in bringing Anette here, this is not his place, and he must leave. Todd nods, he knew this would be the case. Todd gets about six steps down the stairway before he is stopped by someone grabbing his shoulder again. He turns around, and Anette is standing behind him. She gives him a big hug and leads him back up the stairs, he should stay, she says. Get to know the family. Todd tries to tell her that he can’t stay, but she won’t hear it. She leads him up into the crowd of people and begins introducing him to long dead relatives of hers, all of whom give him skeptical looks when she introduces him as her grandson. The mysterious figure appears next to Todd again and tells him once more he must leave, Todd opens his mouth to answer but Anette cuts him off. Nonsense, she tells the figure. IF she’s gonna stay here forever her grandson will be welcome to visit her. She and the figure stare at each other for a moment. The figure eventually sighs and looks away, the figure asks Todd if she’s always like this. Todd just shrugs and smiles, allowing Anette to lead him through a pair of pearly gates, she’s already talking about how much cake they’ll need to feed all of these relatives.
P.S. Honey is a Good Dog and gets to go, too.
the last lines of the show:
demon: you’re not blind here – but you’re not surprised. when…?
anette: oh, toddy, don’t be silly, my biological grandson’s not twelve feet tall and doesn’t scorch the furniture when he sneezes. i’ve known for ages.
demon: then why?
anette: you wouldn’t have stayed if you weren’t lonely too.
demon: you… you don’t have to keep calling me your grandson.
anette: nonsense! adopted children are just as real. now quit sniffling, you silly boy, and let’s go bake a cake. honey, heel!
honey: W̝̽̂̿͂͝Ọ̮̹̲̪̋ͦͅO̸̘͔̬͊F̜̫͙̟͕͖̙̋ͫ͌͗
@unrestedjade. This. XD
OH MY CROP I CAN’T ;A;
It’s so sweet, I literally cried.
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Outtake. The snake head of Jason’s Lucius cane gets caught in Dan’s robes.
sorry, love
the head touch
this is so fucking cute
never not reblog Jason Isaacs.
Always reblog #jasonisaacs (daddy
We need other people. And that’s okay. (x)