Live Long And Fuck You

Emily 28 England ~ queer ~ they/them look like the innocent flower / but be the serpent under't

[elcctra]

The Parasites | The Frenchman's Creek | Jamaica Inn | Daphne du Maurier by Margaret Forster | A Boder-Line Case

Daphne du Maurier + gender

[elcctra]

Rebecca | The Progress of Julius

[katzuken]

Orbit

Finally done this after a couple days! I love drawing movie stills.

When I initially started this I hadn't seen any art of Grace as the sun with planets orbiting him, now I see so many!!! It's an obvious idea so I was wondering why no one had done it. People had LOL. Anyway, here he is <3

I tried very hard to make the constellations Canis Major and Vulpecula (Greater Hound and Little Fox) (accidentally said that the constellation was Sirius whoops.)

[wondersmith-and-sons]

Which of the following moments in British politics was funniest?

David Cameron allegedly fucking a pig (2015)

Theresa May Brexit deal sees worst parliamentary defeat of any British PM (2019)

Dominic Cummings' social distancing scandal is named #Cumgate (2021)

Matt "Eat Out to Help Out" Hancock caught having affair with his aide (2021)

MP resignations reach critical mass under Boris Johnson (2022)

The Queen dies 2 days after meeting Liz Truss (2022)

Liz Truss who doesn't outlast head of lettuce (2022)

Nigel Farage has to run in by-election against Count Binhead (2026)

I'm American and I never read news from outside of my country

Something else entirely (I'll tell you in the tags)

Voting ended onJul 19

Note: don't let your recency bias decide this, actually think back to what was the objectively funniest time on the internet.

[firstprinced]

the sweetest bug

[astrotheyge]

Project Hail Mary (2025) dir Lord & Miller

[pmamtraveller]

Cat by Sergio Vallés

[alwaysbeenjessica]

winter tbr

[un-monstre]

Bloopers are movie aftercare and it’s fucked up that we got rid of them

[ilyarozanovgifs]

Ilya Week 2026 | Day 2: Fave Look | the bisexual tank top

[just-another-regular-dude]

[sharkfiinn]

bismuth eridiannnss :3

i really like how this one turned outt ...

iris: @sketchygainedyoursoul

kahlo: @zanoscar

[zukosgay]

nothing better than the wrong capitalization of Sie

[zukosgay]

[la-mancha-screwjob]

[gageblackwood]

#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which it will be destroyed’’#versus#‘’we are obliged to keep this data for 4 weeks after which YOU will be destroyed’’

[emiliascorner]

[zukosgay]

you’re right. after which you will be absolutely fucking obliterated

[mikkeneko]

Ich will das Twink vernichtet

[worldworldworldworld]

ocean-teabag

[penny-anna]

People of tumblr, I believe in you. I trust you to make the right choice. I truly believe we can make this a reality. We have the power. We can achieve anything we put our minds to.

We CAN make Count Binface the next Tumblr sexyman.

[redlipstickresurrected]

Vanessa Stockard (Australian, b. 1975, Sydney, Australia) - Reflections aka Kevin in a Compact, Paintings: Oil

[shortcircuit908]

a severe thursday warning is in effect. take shelter now.

[sunsbleeding]