Chocolate rocks are goblin culture
chocolate WHAT
*frenetic googling*
oh my GOD
Fun lil story involving these:
My friend, who is like the absolute pinnacle of goblincore, went up to me one time, said “my doctor said I need more minerals in my diet,” and fucking took a loud ass cronch out of what I thought was an ACTUAL rock without breaking eye contact. It was the funniest fucking thing.



















