Mama Bear Blog

Hi. Im Lana. 29 years old and I live in Portland Oregon. I am a Licensed Massage Therapist for a spa and I believe in Life, Love, Healing, and Kindness. Im the mother of a beautiful baby boy who Alex and I named Logan. This blog is mostly rambles of mine and things I like to reblog.

[acnlcepelu]

New path!

If you like, follow me! ♣

[moodyadamdriiver]

This gif is the hottest thing I’ve ever seen😩

[shenanigans-and-imagines]

What Your Favorite Star Wars Sequel Trilogy Ship Say About You

Inspired by @doubleca5t​‘s videos linked here.  (Seriously feel free to steal any of these if you end up making a video)

Reylo

You wrote a 12 page essay about how Zutara should have totally been canon.

Finnrey

You wrote a 12 page essay about how Kataang is canon and Zutara fans should get over themselves.

Stormpilot

You believe in the inherit eroticism of mutual trust and validation.

Damerey

You really, really wanted someone to be the Han and Leia of this trilogy.

JediStormPilot

You couldn’t decide between Stormpilot or Finnrey and so then decided

Finnrose

You just wanted good things for Rose and really, who wouldn’t?

Kylux

You’re not here for enemies to lovers.  You’re just here for hate fucking.

Roserey

Credit to @ghoststrikes​

You just believe in girls being friends.  Gals being pals.

Phux

You believe in men 👏 getting👏 pegged👏.

Darkpilot

You fall into one of two camps.  One, you don’t understand why someone would go for a hetero enemies to lovers when there’s a gay enemies to lovers right there.

Or two,

Credit to @brilcrist​

You saw somebody draw Poe in an Imperial Uniform and it did things to you. 

Gingerpilot

You believe in the inherit eroticism of getting dunked on.

Zorii x Poe

You, are J.J. Abrams.

[littleurbanlegend]

I SCREAMED

[wdasgifs]

You’ll be alright. We’re together now. Everything’s going to be fine, you’ll see. Beauty and the Beast (1991) dir. Gary Trousdale, Kirk Wise

[schrodingers-hat]

So a local chinese restaurant hung this up on their wall…

The whole place followed this ying-yang theme. Now, I don’t know whether or not the owner’s a zutara shipper, but either way, I always get the table facing this picture when I eat there. Nothing like fictional fandom angst to accompany my spring rollls.

[catie-does-things]

but like…why was there a legend about forbidden lovers from warring peoples with a red and blue color motif who met in underground caverns lit by glowing crystals…and then a pivotal scene of rapprochement between zuko and katara that opens with them framed in the exact same standing/kneeling position as oma and shu and that takes place in an underground cavern lit by glowing crystals…if all that wasn’t supposed to mean anything??? like i’m just supposed to believe that was all a huge coincidence??? that they created this amazing parallel by accident??? that is the fakest news tbh

[airbendre]

katara: for self defense reasons, I’m going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely

zuko: okay

sokka: sure

katara: if you want to live, give me all your money

sokka: bold of you to assume I have money

zuko: bold of you to assume I want to live

katara:

[ladyrainy08]

I’m looking for soma fanart

I remember seeing it years ago when I was actively on here all the time. It’s just a pencil sketch (I think) of maka blowing soul. The comment on it was a sentence from Marsh of Sleeps Amplify. I wanted to reread it for the 100th time and that pic popped in my head. Can anyone help me out?

[ladyrainy08]

Still looking for this fan art.

[thewokewordsmith]

They balance each other. 

Push and Pull. 

Life and Death. 

Good and Evil. 

Yin and Yang.

And that has been the nature of their relationship for all time.

[youkaiyume]

Hello, long time no Zutara~

First/Last angsty kiss the morning after the battle with Azula?

For these Kiss Prompts.

[alexios-ofsparta]

Avatar the Last Airbender as John Mulaney Quotes

Aang:

Katara:

Sokka:

Toph:

Zuko:

Azula:

Uncle Iroh:

Ty-Lee:

Mai:

lol i tried

[avatarthoryn]

[thesimperiuscurse]

⁠—  z u k o

[sokkable]

first 3 episodes in a nutshell

[eauprah]

when u cum before u get to ur favorite part of the video

[emilie-xo]

Hahahahaha

[leftforbed]

when ur carrying 2 plastic bags and both of them break at the same time

[w-for-wumbo]

i’m not sure what just happened but it feels in balance….

[mydadisindianajones]

Person: Wow, why did you get all dressed up just to go to the grocery store?

Me: 

[why-is-it-always-autumn]

You know what I don’t get?  When fanfic authors apologize for long chapters.  It’s like?  You gave me bonus content, for free, and you’re sorry about it?  Bruh.  I have already named my firstborn after you.  Dude.

[why-is-it-always-autumn]

You know what else I don’t get?  When they apologize for short updates.  It’s like: look at these new words I gave you!  Sorry I didn’t give you even more free words.  Bro, that’s at least two words that I did not have yesterday.  For free.  Dude.  Thank you.

[why-is-it-always-autumn]

And another thing: when people drop out of nowhere with a surprise update and then apologize for it taking a while.  Like, dude, I wasn’t expecting anything, and you gave me words.  I thought this fic was abandoned, but wait: there’s more.  You just popped in and reminded me that this is a Good Fic that I should probably reread.  You made my goshdarn day.

[why-is-it-always-autumn]

Basically fanfic writers are under no obligation to publish anything so when they do update it’s always a net positive because the story is longer now, and I have something to read, so thank you so much to everyone who writes fic at whatever pace or quantity they want.

[rebelmeg]

OP, I’d like to hug you.

[writing-in-the-grave]

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