i'm gay, susan

i'm the dark souls of people

[sphinxofgrease]

this is such a strong opening paragraph for an article about a medieval cookbook

[aandra-21]

Bruh it’s gonna be like nothing because poor people literally had no food

Or it’s just potatoes WHY WOUKD ANYONE WANT TO EAT LIKE A MEDIEVAL PEASANT???????? They didn’t even have SPICES

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Medieval peasants grew crops and owned sheep and chickens and kept gardens to grow herbs and had ways to salt and pickle foods in a time before refrigeration and milked goats to get milk and cheese.

Stop getting all your info from Game of Thrones.

[cakesandfail]

“or its just potatoes” not in medieval Europe, potatoes came over from the Americas during the renaissance

[we-are-knight]

The idea that the peasants ate nothing but scraps all the time, and had no way to spice or flavour their food (despite herbs and allums existing in plentiful supply within nature, both wild and cultivated) is one of the greatest failures of modern fiction and “common knowledge”.

[valtsv]

the lotr films love to present gimli as the ugly, dirty, ignorantly rude comic relief when the reality is that aragorn is a sweaty, grimy, greasy-haired ranger who sleeps rough on the road and maybe bathes once a month, and legolas is a feral cat who eats dirt and sleeps in trees and threatens anyone who tries to start shit with his friends with a notched arrow to the skull regardless of the potential consequences, while gimli is a dwarf prince who actually acts the part, is well-educated and mannered, has a strong sense of honor and duty, appreciates song, poetry and other fine arts and crafts as well as food and drink, and is actually probably the cleanest member of the three hunters. anti-dwarf propaganda never sleeps.

[valtsv]

headcanon that during their time in the wild together chasing merry and pippin aragorn and legolas started behaving more and more oddly and gimli wasn’t sure whether it was because they were becoming friends so they felt they could be more like themselves around each other or if they were just fucking with him, but either way he was too afraid to ask

[valtsv]

aragorn: *crouches down* *picks up a fistful of soil and starts chewing it thoughtfully* the uruk-hai are heading east

gimli: you can tell that just from the dirt?

aragorn: what? oh no, i figured that out from these tracks here. this is just a snack.

gimli:

[valtsv]

legolas: *tears a strip of moss from one of the trees in fangorn forest and starts munching on it as they walk*

gimli, sniffling: i hate this fucking family

[kittychan-sings-enka]

presented without commentary or apology

[tariqah]

Why OP

[adulthoodisokay]

slam that fucking unmute button

[danielledreamsthedayaway]

🙌💛🙆

[danasn0wc4t]

“I know I’ve heard this before. Is this from an anime or someth-OH FUCK!”

[octopuscato]

Just why.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the older i get, the more i appreciate the competency and cooperativeness of those politicians who got together to kill caesar 

[rat-bastard-king]

60 agreed to kill him and only 23 followed through with the plan, if I remember correctly.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i’m american do you know how siked i would be to get 23 senators to agree on direct action 

[cynassa]

According to Christopher Andrew apparently only one stroke was actually fatal

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

that is exactly as effective as I expect most political action to be tbh

[annebonny42]

I think it’s my duty to tell the world that not only a single stab was fatal, but also a bunch of those senators accidentally stabbed each other (and some of them died because of the wounds) cause they were panicking so much while attacking Caesar

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this is it. this is the taxpayers money in action. incredible.

[visenyaism]

hm the shadowlands book main conflict is sylvanas sending nathanos (simp) and sira moonwarden (canonically has never completed a task) to kill bwonsamedi while troll intern (lol) and talanji (cool but they’re not gonna let her be) try to stop them. Is anything getting accomplished here or is it incompetent force vs idiot object

[spoon-crossing]

Tommy neglected to inform me about the body

[sixthrock]

[zooophagous]

Some folks on this website truly believe they’re Truth Coming out of Her Well to Shame Mankind when they’re really Moron Coming out of Left Field to be Annoying

[7842758406546745643087-deactiva]

practice social distancing by going to one of those vampire castles where the vampire will encourage you to stay for dinner but you have to sit at opposite ends of an extremely long table

[whitepeopletwitter]

[themoufofthesouth]

[spacespectrum-deactivated202010]

my armenian father getting angry at a squirrel

[cornchipz-revival]

“you are. stealink…. my nuts…”

[shiny-goodra808]

I think about this video all the time

[saywhat-politics]

[mt-moonview-deactivated20220123]

*you attempt to high-five me but i parry your hand and it makes that noise like in dark souls*

[ollies-outies]

[arrghigiveup]

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[whitepeopletwitter]

[vampirehunter]

alucard enjoys a nice home cooked meal :)

[theminttu]

a day in the life