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Happy (late) Neil banging out the tunes day

reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney

mclennonyaoi

Musk is being sued for falsely suggesting a 22-year-old Jewish man was part of a neo-Nazi brawl.

Elon Musk was deposed in a recent lawsuit for falsely linking a 22-year-old Jewish man to a neo-Nazi brawl. Musk, who attempted to keep the

PLEASE read this

mclennonyaoi

bankston is my HERO he’s tearing these people apart

damn

HE LEFT

????

oh my god

KILL HIM

he is DONE.

HELP ME .

wow. ok.

genuinely first two pages he says that he thinks ben’s lawyer is the one who is actually suing him and admits he has no clue what the lawsuit is about .

mclennonyaoi

doing a reread now this is so cunty

mclennonyaoi

goddamn .

mortalityplays

btw Mark Bankston is the lawyer who got to tell Alex Jones on the stand that his legal team fucked up and gave the prosecution the entire contents of his cellphone. remember that clip? that's this guy. he represented the sandy hook plaintiffs in that case pro bono, and said of his law practise "I eat what I kill." he's fucking hysterical in depositions, he is incredibly good at pushing people's buttons.

puppygirl-hornyposting2

weshallbekind

I posted a comment as a joke response to a friend years ago, definitely before COVID, I wanna say like 2018, saying that you can hold a raw potato to the "vaccine wound" and someone thought I was being serious, screenshot it, and spread it everywhere. So if you ever hear that people believe a potato will remove a vaccine, you now know who to blame for that.

This was 100% made up by me. I posted this. I personally am responsible for a small conspiracy theory.

weshallbekind

https://www.pharmamanufacturing.com/sector/large-molecule/news/11302667/anti-vaxxers-turn-to-potatoes

An article someone wrote about it, apparently it was early 2019.

This is exactly how easily misinformation gets spread around btw. Like there are multiple articles about this half-assed shitpost. I absolutely 100% invented it out of thin air. Zero basis. Just was going through my "potatoes are funny" phase.

fruitshake

trans guy who finally figured out his name, about to come out in the funniest way to his friends: hey guys can i be frank with you all

aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202

Hey op

yorickalas

nonaferatu

biden calling for a ceasefire is genuinely insulting when he could just stop giving WoMD to Israel and actually make moves to prosecute and punish the country for the numerous war crimes theyve committed

nonaferatu

it is not enough for US citizens and politicians to call for a ceasefire, we need to want retribution for the Palestinian people that cripples the Israel economy. Release prisoners of war and pulling forces from Palestine is the absolute bare minimum. Israel needs to be forced to expend it's resources rebuilding Palestine and repaying Palestinians for the torture and loss inflicted on them

horseabortion69

Sometimes I see straight women posting and I'm like hmmm okay I can see why some straight men are driven insane without necessarily being like Andrew Tate psychos

flesh-is-the-fever

Oh there's so many of these

a-book-of-creatures

The feminine trait of *checks notes* wanting to stay hydrated

bn-stands-for-book-nerd

... And you hid it in the tags ?

fuckysuckybrigade

We have GOT to keep making fun of cis women who act like this. It’s the only way we can move forward

empress-of-dark2005

doubleca5t

Kevin Durant is a extremely high tier shitposter who just so happens to also be one of the greatest basketball players of all time

resplendent-chungus

"Legacy points added/deducted" has permanently become a part of my vocabulary

birdingbutch

what if our hands brushed against each other at the nature center touch table

rongzhi

I think about this tweet all the time

apas-95

"Capitalists, sheltered and insular in their dealings with fellow human beings, don’t understand that they are not sympathetic characters, so they shamelessly self-victimize in the press in the hopes of winning sympathy from the masses, in a futile effort to rally the necessary fervor for military intervention. The situation looks grim for the forces of reaction."

— Roderic Day

catgurltreats

The Dark Game Awards. We have categories

Biggest day 1 patch

This probably could have been a movie

Proof that indie games aren't inherently more artistic

Most playable asset flip

Most gambling addicts created

deepdoughbeast

~ Most obvious DLC that shouldn't have been DLC

~ Most layoffs after game succeeded

~ Most crunchtimed game development

~ Shortest Game to Remaster of Game cycle

inthesensethat-deactivated20240

dangerhousecooks

I have a friend who was consulting with a slaughter house that was using a digital camera feed to train AI for inspecting quality on the conveyor belt. The large hurdle they were running into was anytime an employee was in frame the program labeled them as meat to be inspected. This is in no way ominous or concerning.

caats

viking-raider

vague-humanoid

The Government Media Office (GMO) in Gaza said that the Israeli occupation forces (IOF) threatened to bomb the remaining medical staff and d

fairuzfan

They want to bomb disabled and sick people. That's the people who are most unable to leave. They want to conduct a mass murder campaign against people who cannot move.