Laemtao's Big Comfy Bed

Don't hog the blankets!

[exeggcute]

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[jansomo-archive]

a lil scribble of what it’s like to be a mercy main

i like hiding behind The Big

[ourstrangeduet]

me: I dont wanna like…… do things……..

My psychologist: You have to, do things

me: 

[kreftropod]

Me: *lifts cat down from table to stop her from drinking the water I’m using for dipping my brushes when painting*

Cat: *keeps getting back up on table because that water is Obviously hers and she needs to drink it*

Me: No, there is paint in that, you don’t want to drink it

Cat: *slaps my hand over and over in an attempt to get me to stop hindering her attempts to drink water*

[kreftropod]

This is Busan trying hard not to look interested.

[kreftropod]

She thought I was looking the other way and tried sticking her head in the water. I covered it with my hand.

“How DARE you put your hand over MY water???”

*tries to press head between fingers*

*tries to move fingers out of the way*

Nope, still not working.

[kreftropod]

Busan you’re not helping.

[shedidnthaveaface]

Please enjoy this tiny twirling water owl.

[icecream-noodle]

Rotate your owl for science

[cataradical]

@babblingbug

[becausebirds]

round and round it goes

[maggielovesotters]

[wastelandghoul-deactivated20231]

Are you in need of personal training?

[wavymama-deactivated20150522]

clean and clear commercial

white/lightskin/racially ambiguous girl: i had a pimple one time and i was ugly and dying and everyone spit on me and i was exiled from society but then i used clean and clear and now i am a healed and whole person with jesus in my heart

[cartooncoyote]

A sword that screams whenever you swing it, and the volume is directly tied with how fast its swung

[goobus-deactivated20171001]

Finally, a good post

[stimman3000]

[yassmines]

me sending my mutuals all my love

[ghoulnextdoor]

Feast, Dana Pomeroy

[thekwikemart]

[jonbutter]

this is the exact opposite of “can you kids lighten up a bit”

[grapeykins-deactivated20190624]

Overwatch: “Welcome to Eichenwalde.” (Defense)

Me:

[laemta0]

me: i gotta stop pickin at my skin

my left hand, the instant it is not preoccupied, roaming my entire epidermis in search of imperfections to scratch off: unfortunate

[daveycameronisapie]

Is there anything more excruciating than not knowing if someone is “feel bad, need space”, “feel bad, need u to reach out” or “literally fine, just busy, stop pestering me”

[muttpunk-delete-deactivated2021]

makeup tips from an actual makeup artist

-dont use tape around your eyes -expensive makeup doesnt mean its better -YOUTUBERS HAVE NOT BEEN TO COSMETOLOGY SCHOOL. they are often paid to say things -you cant learn to do makeup from a video. you just need to practice. -you dont need to line your lips if you’re wearing liquid to matte lipstick (dont listen to kylie jenner) -use a foundation your shade. I’m talking to you white girls. stop it. -YOU DONT NEED EXPENSIVE MAKEUP (its not always worth it) -THERE IS NO RIGHT WAY TO DO MAKEUP -the right eyebrows/ eye makeup depends on your eye and face shape. -STOP WATCHING CONTOUR TUTORIALS -NOT EVERYONE HAS THE SAME FACE SHAPE -red eyeshadow can look good -glitter is always a good idea -there is no such thing as day time and night time makeup -heavy makeup is pretty and you look good -WHO CARES IF ITS SMUDGED OR NOT BLENDED? YOU TRIED.

[naihve]

this is important 

[luvbey]

I NEED to delete pictures off my phone but I’m such a photo hoarder like I never know when this pic could come in handy I can’t delete that.