concert tickets please

If you can read this, you’re too close.

[folkloregirlfriend]

oh look at me i'm travel kelce. taylor swift is feeding me pasta airplane style. fuck you

[wooteena]

crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried

[proteusolm]

Crazy to think that seagulls existed before french fries.

[cybelusreverie]

notice that no one on MTV Cribs has an emergency eyewash station

[folkloregirlfriend]

oh look at me i'm travel kelce. taylor swift is feeding me pasta airplane style. fuck you

[dark-fri3ren]

[wuggen]

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers

[sacred-portal]

[aropride]

my dad said he saw a style of decorating he liked recently and i figured he was about to say something along the lines of some subgenre of rustic or maximalism or something but no. This man looks me in the eyes and says “dark academia”

[aropride]

yesterday when he came home he said he learned a new word today that he really liked and i said oh what word? and he said "neurospicy"

[aropride]

today he asked me if i'd heard of ea-nasir

[blorboresidue]

it is a truth universally acknowledged that having fun isn't hard when you've got a library card

[theehorsepusssy]

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[pmamtraveller]

Elihu Vedder - Psyche and Cupid

[memento-meliora]

forced to say “it’s okay!” Instead of throwing a fucking chair at their head

[wateredwizard]

Why does your post have lingerie on

[memento-meliora]

God forbid a bitch be feeling herself while mentally ill in this economy 😢

[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

[egberts]

idk who needs to hear this right now but stop messing with that thing on your face, you're making it worse

[amazoogle]

they're saying that Thursday will be falling on a Thursday this week. the rare double Thursday phenomenon