irene

25 | she/her | might be writing | occasional dead dove and nsfw content | minors and non-freaks dni

[galaxyspeaking]

‘that she missed a person who never existed in the first place was a slight harder to recover from than the stabbing’

[homunculus-argument]

"If you accept any food from the fae, they shall never let you go" is a human belief. The fair folk stand by the principle that if you feed 'em, you gotta keep 'em. If wildlife learns to rely on you for food, you have already fucked up, and you can't just stop feeding them cold turkey. That human is your responsibility now. Because you left your peach cobbler unsupervised.

[charlesoberonn]

Light Yagami: *furiously writing Bugs Bunny's name in the Death Note*

Bugs Bunny: *standing behind him and peering over his shoulder* "Bugs" is spelled with a Z.

Light Yagami: *without turning around* Ah yes, thank you *erasing furiously and continues writing*

Bugs Bunny: *stroking chin* Or was it an S?

Light Yagami: *erasing again and writing again*

Bugs Bunny: No, it was definitely a Z.

Light Yagami: *erasing again, even more agitated*

Bugs Bunny: Wait! It was a TH!

Light Yagami: *turning around, red faced* Can you decide on a spelling already?! *awkward pause, realizing who he's talking to*

Light Yagami: *screams, notebook and pen shooting up*

Bugs Bunny: *yoinks them both out of the air* Now let's see... Light Yagami... *begins scribbling*

Light Yagami: *on his knees, hands clasped* Wait, no, please, I beg of you! Spare me!

Bugs Bunny: *turning the Death Note around to reveal he doodled an unflattering caricature of Light*

[dolutufegiterstut]

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]

[chongoblog]

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

[lambsblood]

sometimes you gotta pour one out for what you have done and what you have failed to do

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

[semi-precious-stoner]

Ides of March 2025 is going to be a fucking blast because it will have been 2069 years since Caesar's death day

[i-am-dulaman]

Happy 2069th anniversary of Caesars death

[tshifty]

like to charge reblog to cast

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🕯️🕯️ may all 🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️corrupt politicians🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️ meet their fate 🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️ ‧͙☆༓happy ides༓☆‧͙🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️ to all 🕯️🕯️

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[hiddeninsakura]

[lovely-v]

writing fanfiction is just. i’m being so creative and original. i’m plagiarizing everyone by accident. i’m a genius. i’m cringe. i’m too angsty. i’m too cheesy. this is not in character. it doesn’t matter that it’s not in character because these are my characters now. i love my hobby. this is the worst possible use of my time. i’m seeking validation. i’m projecting my own personal problems onto this story and i’m barely hiding it. i know so many words and i’m using all of them wrong. im on tumblr posting about it instead of writing it.

[kithnkin]

#and then you do all that and you STILL have to think of a title

[nervouscunt]

Larra Rogare sketchdump cuz I can. Bonus adult divorcee Viserys pt2 sketch:

[unknown878]

If he really wanted you he’d kidnap you

[crow-caller]

As the world's leading lightlark informer, want to confirm Of COURSE i was right: the new bonus book is just plain Oro and Grim POVs of old content and new backstory. What is it, 2011 again.

Except bc we're in THIS era of book consumption, it's like

The special edition book is called GRIM AND ORO: DUELING CROWNS which is very video game esque. Oro can't have shit: of course he's second

Speaking of

What drives me crazy with lightlark is the insistence oro is an equal love interest to Grim. Everyone knows he isn't. Man can't have anything. even his interior art is him not getting the girl

It is coming out sept 30th, which is alarmingly close to when book 4 typically would drop— a delay at last? Anyway I will read it and— grim stop watching that young woman sleep this instant

[lambsblood]

i have consumed lightlark soully through book review videos (bc i cannot be assed to read it) and i cannot BELIEVE that i am turning into a oro and isla shipper… i’m suing aster for emotional damages

[fadeintoyou1993]

happy laura palmer asparagus for dinner again does this mean i'll never grow up february 23rd to all those who celebrate

[wingscription]

feral dogtops in muzzles. feral dogtops snarling and growling as they rut into you harder and faster, nearly bruising your cervix because they're so frustrated they can't bite you as they fuck you into oblivion. feral dogtops pressing the muzzle into your neck because it's the closest they can get to having their mouth on your skin.

muzzled feral dogtops.

[lustyargonianmaid]

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[lambsblood]

lamb is one of the kindest, sweetest people i know in fandom!!! any reblogs or donations would be greatly appreciated 💛💛💛