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Just a bunch of random stuff I like and if you like it too then follow me and I'll probably follow back.

[happybunnykat]

Why does this go hard actually

[disasterscenario]

this hit me at just the right junction of the bored and tired part of my day I’ve listened to it on repeat like 60 times. also it’s just a banger

[funnytwittertweets]

[khayriya-deactivated20250830]

why can’t things be easy peasy lemon squeezy

[diaryofandnwoman]

[scienceraccoon]

[tangent101]

Welcome to the Protestant Work Ethic where if you are not working for 16 hours a day you are a Sinner that will Burn In Hell. Unless of course you are rich in which case you are Blessed by God and can go to Heaven without lifting a finger.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[griffstream]

Cosmic alignment…

[screechingcollectivecollectorus]

Fuck all of the good luck posts out there. Reblog this to immaculate your vibes

[guerrillatech]

[simariethehawk]

and hilariously that is not why it is called that.

It is the circle of the bears cause of ursa major and ursa minor, and the circle without bears cause ya'know opposite part of the sky.

We lucked right into that one....

[nerdfighterwhatevernumbers]

#so what you’re saying is#the stars dictate whether bears do or do not exist in places

[dankmemeking]

assert your dominance by calling your friends by their student ID number

[nonetoon]

Got to see the inside of Frett’s house for the first time… buddy…

[nonetoon]

Oh buddy…

[apricops]

The worst part about writing fantasy is being keenly aware that you’re writing fantasy, which means that you always have to straddle a thin three-way line between anachronism, cliche, and clunk.

Take money, for example. You can’t just have people in a fictional fantasy world walk around using Euros. You consider something generic, like ‘silver coins,’ but before you know it your world starts sounding like a shitty ren faire.

So you think about the world you’ve built and its needs and its history to come up with some unique and relevant terms. But if your terms are too unique and relevant you wind up writing “yarr, you’ll be ransomed for a hundred Trade League Silver Gyrblonks” and realize your worldbuilding is now getting in the way of basic readability.

[shieldfoss]

“They’re using golden valley coins!”

…didst thou mean dollars?

“Nevermind. They’re using some basic silver coin and then enough gold to be worth ten silver coins is called a ten-piece”

…Si, si, el Peso!

Trying over, they’re minted by the king so they’re called crown coins, or, these days, abbreviated, they’re just Crowns

Naturligvis, vi skifter Daler ud med Kroner!

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The Lesson Of The Day is that all the names are already claimed by IRL, and all the almost-good-names that you could invent to get around that were used by some SFF author in the seventies e.g. I bet you can’t do Suns and Moons for your gold/silver coins, I bet some author did that already.

[garmbreak1]

My fantasy nation uses solid gold coins marked by the dental impressions of the reigning king, as a sign of their purity and authenticity.

They’re called Bitcoins.

[brazenautomaton]

oh you can go the fuck to jail that’s what you can do, where you’ll be shackled to a chain gang hitting the blockchain with a pickaxe

[mayoryon-blog]

I never did get to show her…

[dragguns]

This is the saddest post on tumblr

[ame-gosh]

maybe some day, on some new horizon

[mtg-realm]

Magic: the Gathering - Horsing Around

Witty Horseplay in this Crimson Vow DFC

Desperate Farmer / Depraved Harvester, Illustrated by Valera Lutfullina

A tragic moment pushed him to a blasphemous act. / Once he’d tasted that dark power, there was no turning back.

[otterlyhuman]

Tubby Hot Summer

Webtoon / tapas / Patreon / Twitter / Instagram

[haltraveler]

Fool that you are, you forget that you too are mortal. The elephant dies as surely as the ant, but one exists on a scale beyond the other’s comprehension. The ant can bite and sting for days, yet its greatest victory can only be to be noticed, and in being so, crushed beneath the magnitude of its foe’s attention. Do you dare draw their gaze and risk that fate? 

[persephinae]

Add this one to this list of raw ass lines, lads

[oneheadtoanother]

✊

[gorgoroth-deactivated20220130]

Comrade

[prayforlawnchairs-deactivated20]

[fadedlovemp3]

rb to relieve the back pain of the person u reblogged this from

[pocketss]

so hard to find a decent exorcist these days :/

[lucid-luck]

I want one of those scenes in a dude bro film where “tomboy” chick has to wear a dress to go undercover or whatever, but instead of the guys drooling as she walks down the stairs, they’re like “k. U need to stop. Go put the cargo pants back on. You look super uncomfortable and awkward in that. Brutus, you go be the fake prostitute.”

[thranduilland]

I’m just imagining this super ripped guy called Brutus being like ‘YESSS!!! I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE THE FAKE PROSTITUTE!! Now is my time to shine!!’

[daryltoh]

[tohdraws-deactivated20181120]

so I got inspired… and had to make a comic….

[whowasntthere-deactivated202106]

*wipes away a single tear* Yes.

[sparklyaxolotlstudent]

Miss Congeniality, but with The Rock instead of Sandra Bullock

[misshorrorotaku-deactivated2024]

He looks so ready. XD

“My time has come.”

[kenas-artstuff]

Plot twist she’s his bodyguard

[god-of-identity]

Love this lol

[squishylesbianwholoveszelda]

I love this with every fiber of my being…

[dateamonster]

retirement home for old slashers and movie monsters ala old friends senior dog sanctuary

[dateamonster]

filling a pumpkin with raw hamburger meat for freddy krueger to stab with his little claw glove thing. enrichment.