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[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

i’m babysitting this 4 year old kid today and as his dad was leaving he said “be good today” and the kid responded by saying “dad i will punch you in the leg” 

[medarda]

someone spent my taxpayer dollars to name a star NASTY 1 and i could not be happier

[pyomorphic]

can’t believe language was invented. like everyone was chill and quiet and then one day someone just started saying some shit

[raejin99]

A bunch of cavemen: *just sitting around, chewing on sticks or something*

One caveman: *stubs his toe on a rock* AW FUCK

The other cavemen:

[theweirdwideweb]

[jhenne-bean]

why did i have a customer that hole punched his credit card’s chip out, because “he didn’t want a chip”, and then didn’t understand why I couldn’t process his transaction

[sirartwork]

#FreeKermit2018

[sirartwork]

sad boy

[baracknobama]

me before showering: i don’t want to shower

me once in the shower: i live here now

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

i’m sorry picsthatmakeyougohmm but this pic made me go hell yea babey elvis presley

[cheauxcobo]

(lays back all sexy for u on the bed) (bangs my fuckign head on the headboard)

[mcrauders]

40+ year old men who seriously believe the young girls working at stores and restaurants are actually flirting with them just because the girls smile and are friendly are the most disgusting and terrifying things on this planet.

[mcrauders]

i keep getting messages from men over the age of 40 who were upset by this post and i’d like to sincerely thank them for proving my point so effortlessly. 

[wellyfullofale]

I think next thursday is gonna be the best day of my entire life tbh

[thequeenofsunflowers-deactivate]

reblog for next thursday to be the best day of your life

[sstudyblr]

not risking it

[ectoplasm-bodyshots]

omg there’s a dog in my yard this is the best day ever hello fuzzy baby friend

[ectoplasm-bodyshots]

NOT A DOG

NOT A DOG

BEAR

ABORT ABORT ABORT

[wexdarn]

Rolling a 1 on a perception check

[writing-prompt-s]

“In a game with no consequences, why are you still playing the ‘Good’ side?”

[speedbeemoved-deactivated202007]

Because being mean makes me feel bad.

[deflare]

Because my no-consequences power fantasy is being able to help everyone.

[spikeisawesome456]

Because, consequences or not, I don’t want to hurt people. Ever. Even when pretending. 

[ghazal67]

[severeni]

[njbryner]

These guys have the strongest big dick energy I’ve ever seen

[slimetony]

hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over

[setheverman]

did you wake up in time

[slimetony]

I never woke up

[extremelycursedimages]

[gaywrites]

Meet the faces of the “I’m Sorry” campaign, a group of Christians who go to Chicago’s pride celebrations every year to apologize for their past hateful actions against LGBT people. The group started in 2010 and has since moved to other cities across the world. This is what love looks like. (via the Advocate) 

[boys-and-suicide-deactivated201]

I know it’s color but this needed to be shared

[endless-gaytrash]

Amazing

[ftmconfessional]

A reminder that everyone can change, and that there are truly wonderful and supportive people out there. 

[knitmeapony]

Look it’s a little self-serving and feel-good for the Christians in question, I’m sure, but you have no idea how healing this can be for LGBT Christian folks.  Even if they grew up in a welcoming tradition.  Especially if they did not.

[frostyemma]

ESPECIALLY if they did not