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Not today Justin
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@theartofmadeline
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
NASA
cherry valley forever
Today's Document
Origami Around
trying on a metaphor
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
dirt enthusiast
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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#extradirty
Mike Driver
KIROKAZE
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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@lampshademurder
the cha cha slide in full metal armor
“sliiide to the left”
*indescribably loud screeching of metal against asphalt*
“one hop this time”
*clonk*
“two hops this time”
*clonk clonk*
“everybody clap your hands!”
*clankclankclankclankclank*
Ask and ye shall receive ft. my drunk ass Any other requests? Send ‘em my way!
this is peak fucking comedy
Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him
This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.
what’s the punchline here
wait
very disappointed that these guys weren’t in spiderverse
Would i wear this? = would a lumberjack wear this? Would a New England fisherman wear this? Would a cowboy wear this? Would an acid tripping hippie from 1969 wear this? Would my father wear this? Would a trucker wear this?
My favorite thing about Carly Rae Jepsen is the completely sincere and unbridled joy in her voice whenever she sings like on every song you can tell that she completely loves what she does and like a lot of her songs should be corny but she believes every word she sings and as a result we believe it too and THAT’S talent
everyone @ thor: hey you’ve been through so much grief and loss i don’t think a little break’s gonna hurt-
thor:
2013 was five years ago let that sink in
PLOT TWIST: This was a shitpost made five years ago that we brought back in 2018 because now it’s funny in a different way.
1848 Karl Marx starts working on a six hundred million egg omelet.
#he’s making the giant omelet that u can take for free in neopets
i think a lot about that calvin & hobbes strip where they find a trickle of water and calvin is like “i guess we have the afternoon booked solid” or smth. i just really miss that. when you’re a kid and you get completely involved in small things without any real purpose. i remember when i was a kid i used to observe ants for long stretches of time, not doing anything, just looking at them work. there was no anxiety or guilt over being so idle, and very small things could hide a world of enchantment. i just really really miss that feeling.
I really wanted to get some sleep, but my brain went “hey you remember that thing you thought of earlier” and now I’ve created this
i can’t stop looking up catholic memes why is this so funny
I’m screaming why does Mamma Mia fit every fight scene so perfectly ajkaslajjddhhajadkjfh
this video is what dnd feels like
ROLL INITIATIVE
This is absolutely the dnd sessions I have
me revisiting my scene phase playlist
me having a depressive episode
oh? yeah?
