Goes where?!

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[dragongirlbunny]

maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

[dragongirlbunny]

bleeding

[charl0ttan]

bro that poem was bad ass do you mind if i hold it inside my heart until fleeting memory gives way for me and im left with a comfortable nothingness

[diluftmensch]

damn, she’s a bad bitch. oh they’re nonbinary? my bad. damn, they’re a bad person

[wellthatschaotic]

straigbt up "under it" and by "it" well lets jusr say, my blankeys

[infectiouspiss]

borders between countries aren't real btw we just made them up. there's no such thing as an "immigrant" we're all just people moving around on the same planet that we've always moved around on

[charl0ttan]

awesome 👍you can go ahead and do that

[jewfrogs]

theyre adding a new piece to the chess board its called the prince and basically he fags it up out there

[rylandsgrace]

HOUSE M.D (2004 - 2012) I 6.20

[stargoyle]

"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

[karcatgirl-vantas]

the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck

[skluug]

this is what ancient greek philosophy is like

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

False! “Sightly” is a positive word, so the default way for things to work is good as well.

The true most ordinary object is beautiful, horrible sounding, very smelly, intangible, and delicious.

I still don’t think it matches anything in existence but to truly understand a thing one must know its true nature.

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

"touchy" is also a word! however it's mostly used for things that aren't objects, like subjects of conversation. it either means "oversensitive and irritable" or "requires careful handling/wording, delicate"

i think the second one works well for our hypothetical object. so we can use that.

therefore, the Default Object is:

beautiful

makes a horrendous sound

smells absolutely awful

is very fragile

tastes delicious

and i still cannot think of anything that matches this

[and-a-pidgey-in-a-wepear-tree]

behold, the default object!

[ospreyonthemoon]

DEFAULT OBJECT FOUND

[daily-spooky]

[psychotic-gerard]

thinking of when I stuck a guitar shaped paperclip into my piercing hole and a "punk" asked me how much it was and I was like I think it was £3.30 for the entire packet of paperclips and they were like it's a REAL paperclip?? and I said yeah do you want one I have a ton and they got really offended and lectured me on the hygiene of sticking a paperclip into your ear. brother. what sort of punk are you.

[redisnotonfire]

crazy seeing all the maga tumblr users come out of the woodwork today. don’t you know this is the gay people website?

[whydousernamesevenexist]

Gimme your vertebrae

[headcanon-honeybee]

How about I strike you a deal? My vertebrae for your blood?

[whydousernamesevenexist]

Hm… seems reasonable. Here you go: 🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸🩸

[headcanon-honeybee]

🩸

🪣

Thank you, and as I promised my vertebrae

𖠣

Im quite short so it's small

[whydousernamesevenexist]

Thank you! It was a pleasure doing business with you :3

[deathtokillian]

As a kid learning about the holocaust, I never understood how people could let Nazis rise to power. But now I’m watching it happen in real time.

[slimetony]

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

[slimetony]

Why does staff still allow people funnier than you to leave tags on your posts. They should have fixed that by now

[allpiesforourown]

Me sending nudes: like what you see? ;)

Artist who's only fucking me for reference material: yeahhh 🥵🥵 would be even hotter if you moved closer to the light source and moved your head to a 3/4 view in the pic

[allpiesforourown]

I love tumblr I didn't tag this with anything and it got a thousand notes in one day