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MAL HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY MOVED
to my new multimuse! follow it @ https://wildode.tumblr.com/ if you want to keep interacting
MAL HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY MOVED
to my new multimuse! follow it @ https://wildode.tumblr.com/ if you want to keep interacting
MAL HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY MOVED
to my new multimuse! follow it @ https://wildode.tumblr.com/ if you want to keep interacting
MAL HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY MOVED
to my new multimuse! follow it @ https://wildode.tumblr.com/ if you want to keep interacting
MAL HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY MOVED
to my new multimuse! follow it @ https://wildode.tumblr.com/ if you want to keep interacting
MAL HAS BEEN OFFICIALLY MOVED
to my new multimuse! follow it @ https://wildode.tumblr.com/ if you want to keep interacting
“I don’t wanna live” -- I should have just said that. Will I be able to find peace?
I mean, everyone wants a little excitement in their life, right?
fukenzena:
This clinic… It was one of the recently opened establishments fixed in Morioh, Japan, a suburbian town known for it's rather drab demeanor and water-based recreational activities that opened during the summer. Yukako has heard reviews from only few, but all of them assert the fact that the experience was… UNCOMFORTABLE, to say the least. It was an odd evaluation for the likes of a healthcare facility, however she neverminded the uncertified critiques and continued on.
The lack of others in the front was quite NERVE WRACKING. Did no one else get their annual health check during the first month of the year? Such an inquiry was mentally spoken and deemed rhetorical. With one leg crossed over the other and her left hand finding heat in the narrow space between her right arm, Yamagishi’s eyes were glued to her phone, her only means of killing time besides the dreary magazines that remained untouched in the table beside her.
It was the receptionist approaching her with the familiar clipboard and pen that successfully diverted her attention away from that little screen, bringing her to store her phone in her purse and grab the extended items. Readying herself to write her information and check the appropriate boxes for 30 grating minutes, Yamagishi turned the object around and made a wide-eyed expression at what she was looking at.
“ … ” Her lack of speech, paired with her roused look quickly turned sour, made way for the clipboard to be turned back towards the receptionist. “ What is this? ” She was not amused. “ It’s just a BLANK PIECE OF PAPER. ”
Was it? Was it but a blank piece of paper? Or was it something else? No, it really was just a blank piece of paper really. There was nothing special about it at all. Mal’s expression doesn’t shift in the slightest, despite such confrontational tone from the girl in front of them.
“That’s right. When jotting down the information required, we prefer a much more...direct and straightforward route with the way we acquire it. No need to check so many boxes you can’t tell right from left anymore, or to read tons of legal documentation. Just the bare essentials!”
For a moment, that paper might have looked like a pamphlet. Full of tons of droll legal warnings, advisement, questions regarding healthcare providers, and other such things. A grimace tugs at their features as they place a finger down atop the stack of sheets, “You don’t want that, right? It’s so totally boring...so boring it makes me want to sleep for the next eighty years.” It was still just a piece of paper, not a packet - or a pamphlet. You scarcely know why it would have even appeared to be as such, and it seems the receptionist’s arm never left their side, either.
“Is there any other concern you have, Miss?”
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kimintsugi:
This person—are they even a person?—seems to function in their own time frame or something. This whole place feels off actually. Like she walked into, very regretfully, a different dimension. But she’s here now, in front of what’s probably supposed to be a receptionist, and it’s not like she can just start walking backwards and out of this place. No matter how sure she is that the one sitting behind the desk is a fae. Has to be. No other reasonable explanation for such outlandish behavior.
Everything, absolutely everything about this…uh…place…is off. From the colorful character behind the desk to the frozen computer screen. But what’s probably the strangest in this already pretty weird scenario is Kimiko’s unchanging expression. Gotta stay calm and all that jazz. “I’m really not sure. About what you were talking about anyway.”
“Speaking isn’t so much what I do as much as I try...communicating the things I know issssss...difficult.” They know too much, too many things far beyond the scope of what can be put to the human tongue. “Are you sick? Do you need a shot? You got some weird toxicity going on in your blood or something? Whatever’s wrong with you I can totally probably fix it. OUR DOCTORS can fix it, rather. I’m just the desk jockey.” Nobody else works here, it’s deathly quiet.
“How many fingers am I holding up?” Looks like twelve, or maybe four. No wait, it’s just two. “What’s your BMI, do you know? -- Oh, and what’s your name, by the way? Mine’s Mal. M-A-L, kinda like Malware but less porny.”
Cops and Robbers | The Hoosiers
You’d like to be a member of the human race
You want to be a good boy but you couldn’t stand the taste
glitchwalking:
“ Wait… what? ” Oookay… that part where all of their stuff just went to the UNKNOWN VOID was… weird. Sure, he’s seen weird shit before, but he never saw like… whatever that was. “ Really...? Are you… sure? Can’t you check again? Maybe you missed it or something? ” Why the sudden bad feeling™ about this…
“What did I just say? It’s a thousand years too early for you to question my rigorous scheduling, plankton.” -- Oh wait, the desk is back, so is the computer. The floor’s still flickering, but that can be reconciled later. They walk around the desk’s perimeter, check the computer.
“But I don’t see your name on the list, so I guess not...” Everything fades now, they’re in the middle of an empty lot. The evening sky cools as it dies into nighttime, and Mal grumbles slightly, shoves their hands in their pockets.
“I wasn’t planning on closing this location so quickly, but it seems I have no other choice...Hey-- buddy, what are you anyway? You totally just fucked up my sweet bachelor pad.” The...clinic. Mal, that’s not a bachelor pad. You’re not even a bachelor.
you call it ‘a heinous violation of legal and ethical rules;’ i call it ‘creative problem-solving’
@glitchwalking | starter call
“You’re contaminating the space--” Brows furrow as they swipe everything off of their desk, computer, clipboard and all. It all crashes to the floor, which they can’t see anymore by the way. Just an empty expanse of space below their feet.
“You don’t have an appointment.”
@fukenzena | starter call
“I see, I see...routine check-up? Well, you’re in the right place. This will aaaall go super quick. Just sign the clipboard for me, please?” The clipboard only has a blank piece of paper on it. They clack away at the computer on their desk, though what they’re doing on it seems rather impossible to tell. “Please include name, age, blood type, and names of any physicians you’ve seen in the past 365 days, alive or dead.”