its half my fault but i just like to play the victim

will. 30. he/him. bi/ace. currently obsessed with the colorado avalanche.

[msmargaretmurry]

"how many drinks would it take for you to kiss leon draisaitl?" (x)

[msmargaretmurry]

every now and then someone reblogs this post seemingly out of nowhere and spurs another few days of popularity for it, and as i sit back and wait for the new wave of notes to pass, i always think about how funny it is to me because i know when i originally posted it i didn't give it any useful tags. didn't tag it leon, oilers, nhl, anything like that. i was just like, i know in my heart this video will find the people who need it. and it has, and i think that's beautiful

[konoko]

[airinyourtires]

If you’re pining you need to stop and pick a different tree. You know, spruce it up a little

[airinyourtires]

I’m still proud of this post. It’s evergreen

[puckplume]

my pick for hockey tweet of the day:

[socialmaya]

[horrorfilmdyke]

who is the first david you think of when you hear the name david

[j-emini]

actually I think of her

[unashamed--felinity]

Tbh there is an overabundance of media about a nonhuman creature's deep desire and journey to become human, and so very few of the opposite

Many of those movies/shows are very good and I like them but the whole time I'm feeling like it's tragic in a way. The thought of a creature giving up its otherness to assimilate into humanity is really fuckin sad to me. Or a human getting the chance to be something else freaking out and rejecting it.

Just makes me feel all the more alienated, y'know. Like "damn why don't I relate to this allegedly universal enthusiasm for being human" and "why is the desire to be anything else always wrong"

[emiratexaaron]

I want more stuff where a human chooses to stop being human, and this is portrayed as a reasonable choice, and the person is happy as a result.

[apolladay]

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[limbel]

NEVER HEAL indulge in self sabotage romaniticize self isolation ALWAYS QUIT reject your potential never break the cycle let the curse win

[andygbt]

OOOOOOO CANADAAAAAAAA

[lonelyroommp3]

when you show up to the met gala you should immediately be faced with a panel of fashion experts and art historians before you even get to the red carpet and you have to explain your outfit choice and why it is on theme for that year’s event like you are defending a phd and if you can’t produce a coherent defence they turn you away at the door and the people of manhattan are allowed and encouraged to throw rotten produce at you as you get back into your car in shame

[heavensenthousepet]

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

[melonisopod]

[shrockeyy]

do you guys remember having hopes and dreams

[shrockeyy]

ok idk why this is breaking containment but to be clear this post is about Game 3 of the 2026 Stanley Cup Western Conference Finals where the Colorado Avalanche were up 3-0 against the Vegas Golden Knights after the first period and then managed to lose the game 3-5. I do see how it could be interpreted as being about the general disillusionment of adulthood but I was actually talking about ice hockey

[wn88]

[womanguy]

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

[sablespiders]

and a pestilence upon los vegas

and a thousand swarms of locusts upon them

and a grave misfortune shall befall their coach

[etheltempest]

they should let both the habs and canes advance so they can join forces to kill vegas