LandsharkRAWR's DnD Doodles

A spot for my smaller doodles of dnd and maybe other characters

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i need to come up with a way to say “i mean like, movies for grownups” that doesn’t make me feel like a villain

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*peeks in the replies* *gets really nervous and locks my house up and leaves*

[cheaphalloweencostume]

well, i mean more like La Piscine or Mulholland Drive,

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i think i am going insane

[mrblackhaironthestreet]

Apparently it is impossible for Tumblr users to think of a not ageist way to describe their tastes, because everything must always be compared to how inferior children are -- despite the fact that it is pretty much never the choice of any child or children when media aimed at them is dumbed down etc.

Things when bad: kids and children are involved!

Things when good: this is very Adult this is specifically Adult only Adults can understand or want this

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i literally just don’t want to watch Kung Fu Panda

[epilepticsaints]

[if-you-see-gay-me]

[magnetictapedatastorage]

[heatandapathy]

Needs the last part

[captainscarletsc]

[scoundrellyfeline]

@heatandapathy you forgot the best part

[tsamired]

you are never living this down

[fleshdyke]

godawful post i made when i was 14. let me escape it please god

[richcrazydad]

Never!

[somecallmekay]

NOT EVEN IN DEATH

[kyriathanatos]

IM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND

I ALWAYS THOUGHT THIS WAS A FUCKING EDITED GIF OF STREAMER JERMA985. ITS NOT. ITS JUST STRAIGHT FROM THE TV SHOW “LEGION” UNEDITED. WHAT THE FUCK

[stripedteacup]

It's the most Jerma-like movements possible

[boyliverfailure]

SCP-985-J

[kallistoi]

thinking fondly of the time that my girlfriend heard the opening bars of holding out for a hero at the gay bar and asked "is this touhou music?"

[meatgoat]

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holy shit. holding out for a Wriggle at the the end of the Nightbug

[cryptotheism]

wuh oh guys! Set thrusters to bedtime because I just got a signal from planet Sleepy: they are going to kill us with lasers

[nyancrimew]

gonna start saying "this is setting men back 10 years" whenever some guy says some dumb shit

[nyancrimew]

"this is really gonna hurt the male community"

[dambiex]

feel like eating a berry? eat a berryberry

[junkworldusa]

[pochowek]

Wish i was drunk at a party explaining mgs to someone

[pochowek]

no go on

[tam--lin]

Everyone needs three hobbies: one to give you carpel tunnel, one to leave you sore and bruised, and one for your distant relatives to insist you monetize

[godisafujoshi]

Jerking off. Falling down the stairs. Fixing the wifi.

[depsidase]

[wishbonemotel]

every time y’all say “I want to fuck that old man” then point at a 30 year old you are introducing an invasive species into the fuckable old man ecosystem

[timemachineyeah]

Spirit Animal is racist.

Patronus was invented by a transphobe.

I think it’s time we all suck it up and say what we mean: fursona.

[xxlovelynovaxx-deactivated20241]

I know this is a jokey post (rip OPs notes) but a fursona is typically an animal REPRESENTATION of YOURSELF, not an external animal that is strongly meaningful to you and your life/journey.

I've seen daemon and familiar proposed, but to keep in line with the cursedness of the original post, may I suggest: spiritual tamagotchi

[timemachineyeah]

do you have any idea how refreshing it is to see a correction/suggestion to this post that actually understands the assignment

[henstomper]

sleeping good as fuck tonight knowing an omnipotent god AI is going to torture a simulation of me for all eternity. that bitch aint me!!!

[v-of-cups]

Okay Roko's Basilisc is stupid, but this is not a solution.

It's not your self but by any reasonable definition it's a person, and if you have morals you wouldn't let a person suffer for eternity

[henstomper]

not my problem. i didnt build the robot that tortures people

[beemovieerotica]

These are the 1st images of humpbacks having sex, and they're both males | CBC Radio

Photographers Hawaii captured what scientists say is the first documentation of humpback whale sex.

let's hear it for gay whale sex

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

momentos despues de escribir esto vi otro post con el misma chiste pero en frances joder mi estupida baka vida.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

bestie... el español es de europea...

[mortalityplays]

behind every moderately popular online funny poster you need to understand there are at least half a dozen deranged savants who they follow in turn, who are too offline or misanthropic or unglamorously mentally ill for public consumption, but who are capable of perceiving the platonic plane of comedy and speaking its truths in garbled tongues. kind of like how the landed aristocracy used to keep ornamental hermits like pets or the way ants farm aphids for their weird milk. if more than three people like their posts, they explode. but we owe them everything. we owe them everything.