im a little teapot

[euritsua]

[darkcomedies]

how it feels when the fictional character is a wretched pathetic coward in the same way you are

[dogpuppy]

[girlballs]

god it would be awesome if the human brain could just ignore an upsetting thing instead of constantly wandering back to it for no fucking reason

[dorfs]

so its just me and my thoughts and the peanut gallery here huh

[archivewhat]

"fucking the unreasonable man for no reason"

[memeuplift]

[mossspores]

life if comes fucks me

[forsapphics]

Original poster for Le frisson des vampires (The Shiver of the Vampires) (1971)

[grimark]

he likes having his autonomy violated and his boundaries overruled it's literally good for him. he likes being given a meaningful task within pre-defined constraints that he absolutely must do Or Else. and he likes being packed up and kept in a box. send post.

[bbbunnygutsss]

*sighs dejectedly* okayyy you got me, I care *smashes head into nearest wall with such force my skull is crushed like a beer can*

[infertilityidol]

wails desperately and then goes back to doing fucjing whatever

[afterdarkafternight]

normalize ending every conversation with "ignore everything i just said because i'm making all of it up i mean None of it forget i existed thanks"

[ratghosttt]

should be illegal for someone to start typing to u and never send it. what were u gonna say. come back. I miss u.

[callmedrwyrm]

my ethical way of being a vampire: I basically specifically kill/bite the people I want to because I don’t like them or feel like it and I’m always right because I’m smart

[unclefather]

you’re too sexy to be poor this isn’t right

I’m always saying this

[vamplire]

the endless cycle of yearning and reminiscing

[maxxie-or-smth]

go play in the dirt bro