How in the World Can You Hide a Rhinoceros?

There isn't really any theme to this blog. I just post stuff. Stuff that is likely to show up: different RPG fandoms, things that make me laugh, and things I think are cute. Stuff that gets on here occasionally: my own writing and complaints about CS and life and stuff.

[highladyluck]

Hello my beautiful human body! I’ve invited you here today to discuss adopting non-mucus-based solutions to common challenges—

[xn3city]

[prawnlegs]

This was a hit on twitter, so: My cat. Enjoy her.

[prawnlegs]

cannot fucking believe how many notes this has and continues to get

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

the color of your tshirt is your new hair color! do you like it?

it's good

it's bad

it's great

it's awful

it's my actual hair color

results

Voting ended onMay 1

[alex51324]

dark/grayish blue!

I cannot be assed to lift one single finger to change the color of my hair, but it just spontaneously turned this color, I wouldn't be mad about it.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

a very light pink! which I think would be cute!

never could get it myself IRL without bleaching the shit out of my hair, though

[emmhauer]

[walkin-in-the-cosmos]

floating loafs on several degrees of squish

[afemalesebastian]

"Sewing is a gateway drug to thinking through complex problems. It seems really simple; culturally, we make it women's work. Let me tell you: real sewing at any kind of level of proficiency is a bloody magic trick. Sewing, like mold making, involves mental frames that require one to think inside out and backwards. It requires one to work on an order of operations that is often taking into account the reverse. It's a really, really important skill, and if you learn how to sew, you're mostly on your way to carpentry and welding and sheet metal work. I'm not kidding: these are planar forms meeting under rules and conditions. And if you can make a sleeve work, I swear to God, you could build a house."

--Adam Savage

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

typecasting sucks unless it's Charlize Theron playing an emotionally unstable woman in an action thriller in which case it fucking rules

[emperorsgf]

Which is my sage way of saying I am in no danger of forgetting how my husband died. But I choose to remember how he lived.

[amphibifish]

never do any sort of collaborative storytelling with your friends youll get addicted for life

[gryffon]

[deadali]

[maccaulfield]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[rakdos-dogdyke]

Puts the product on tumblr for all to share it

[firebirdeternal]

My what a guy, that Gaston.

[borntobekings]

what your favorite hamilton song says about you

[savvyliterate]

alexander hamilton: you’ve only listened to trailers and promos

my shot: you tried to listen to the entire soundtrack but got distracted; that one song was totally cool, though

the schuyler sisters: you watched that one genderswap version in #ham4ham and can’t forget it, ever

you’ll be back: you really enjoy britpop, perhaps too much for any one human being

right-hand man: you’re a revolutionary war nerd who always loved george washington

satisfied: you have good taste

wait for it: you have a pulse

guns and ships: you really love and admire daveed diggs, as we all should

history has its eyes on you: are you sure you don’t just want to bone george washington

the battle of yorktown: you fantasize about getting to say “fuck” on national television, like hercules mulligan

dear theodosia: you like to cry about parents and children

nonstop: you’re known for being able to keep up with a million things happening at once

say no to this: listen, you can find the porn in aisle 3

the room where it happens: your favorite Disney song is “Be Prepared”

one last time: you like to cry about george washington, or possibly just sad dads in general

hurricane: you enjoy wordplay and/or manpain

burn: you don’t enjoy manpain at all, but you do enjoy philippa soo

it’s quiet uptown: what the fuck, are you even human, are you literally made of tears

the world was wide enough: you think leslie odom jr should have gotten TWO tonys for best actor

[moveslikekeithrichards]

yall ever refuse to consume a piece of media you Know youd like solely bc you think itd make you feel more emotions than you want to

[moveslikekeithrichards]

like Yeah the purpose of art is to make you Feel but im feeling plenty already thank you very much

[mildlyartisticsuperdetective]

went to a spa the other week and thought about absolutely nothing but this the whole time. gale was a team effort so thank you @ladymurgatroid for the phrase ‘retired old lady workout regimen’.

i know shadowheart can learn to swim in the course of the game but there is no way she’s good at it. she is forcibly removed from the floatie when karlach cannonballs too close to the sun, and spends the rest of the day on a lounger insisting that she isn’t sulking.

[asthedeathoflight]

Resisting the urge to Um Actually this dragon novel because it has the dragon eggs be like three or four feet wide but there is simply a limit to how large hard-shelled terrestrial eggs can be. No matter how large the animal is, the embryo needs oxygen, and oxygen needs surface area. The larger an object is, the lower its surface area relative to volume, and the less oxygen the embryo can receive. We think of large animals as having porportionately large young because mammalian pregnancy has the unique benefit of allowing for the size of the young to scale with the adult because their oxygen is provided directly through the placenta, and almost all the megafauna remaining on Earth are mammals. But this is not the case for species which lay eggs! For fuck's sake even the sauropods hatched out of eggs barely larger than basketballs! Your hatchling dragon would be impressively enormous if it were the size of a house cat. Stop trying to make me believe that this (ROUND!) dragon egg somehow supplied enough oxygen to develop an infant the size of a large dog or even bigger. If it were possible the dinosaurs woulda been doing it!!!!

[achillbeing]

I love you /lh. Experts going off on their particular fascinating cool topics and adding unexpected context to things we take for granted is like my favorite thing this was delightful. Talk to me more about eggs and geometry and biology all you want :D

[achillbeing]

Amazing concept

[sesamie-moving]

hello people today i ask: what is your favorite artificial flavor, generally? like if you’re having a new artificially flavored thing and need to pick a standard flavor, what are you going for?

[langxue]

nooooo don’t tell me that!

fuck i’ve been on here too long