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@lanteansofatlantis
The original Stargate movie amuses me because the writers looked at their glasses-wearing nerd with allergies and went “you need a cute love interest”, and then they looked at their grim, strong-jawed soldier and went “you need an unruly pack of teenage boys who have imprinted on you like baby ducklings despite only being able to communicate with you through mime”, and do you know what? They were 100% correct.
Some of you have never been host to a Goa’uld and it shows
Some of you have never had the Ancient Repository of Knowledge downloaded into your head and it shows.
Some of you have never ascended and it shows
some of you have never had your body overrun with replicator nanites and it shows
some of you have never had your DNA changed by a giant alien bug and then turned into a giant cobweb and it shows
Some of you have never been stuck on a glacier with MacGyver and it shows
Also some of you have never watched Wormhole X-Treme and it shows
Some of you have never touched an alternate universe mirror and witnessed the downfall of humanity and it shows
Some of you have never de-evolved into a neanderthal and it shows
Some of you have never had to explain what a flying machine, UAV or aircraft is to not one but two primitive races and it shows.
Some of you have never accidentally married 30 days old alien woman and it shows.
Some of you have never had your consciousness transferred from your body into a base mainframe and back again and it shows.
@soundlessdragon
I love that you tagged me in this 😄 I am overdue for another Stargate rewatch
Immediately thought of you
This is so fucking funny. Late 90's early 00's syndicated scifi was great.
whats your name?
Ezekiel
Advantages of buying hard-copy media instead of just relying on streaming is you sometimes get the Commentary Tracks™, and I was today years old when I realised my Blu-ray copy of The Mummy 1999 has a Brendan Fraser only natter track. And it is DELIGHTFUL. BF alone in a booth and so softly spoken. I’m 20 minutes in and so far he’s:
Given pertinent ‘did u know’ historical facts about the 1930s props he’s holding
Identified 3-second shots of stunties and animal wranglers by name with glowing praise. First name, last name, career facts. Introduces every speaking actor as they appear.
Apologised for laughing (and planning to keep laughing) at John Hannah and Rachel Weisz’s comedy performances, but he enjoys them so much
[Rick runs and jumps and falls] ‘oh that didn’t hurt that wasn’t me’ [camera shows it is actually him] ‘oh that was me and it did hurt!’
Explains the sets and onscreen effects of scenes he’s not even in
Talks back at his own character ‘hey! manners!’ when Rick sasses Evie. Talks to Evie like she can hear him. Says ‘ow!’ when people get hit. This is extreme Dad behaviour.
Narrates the prison hanging scene like ‘that part is a stuntman and that part is me and here’s the moment when I actually started suffocating, and then I passed out’.
Later has a giggle fit and has to explain that Kevin J O’Connor ad-libbed the little ‘..someday I might’ line after ‘you don’t have any children’.
Rick awkwardly gives Evie the tools: ‘I think Rick would probably carry her books home from school’
Gently says ‘uh oh!’ anytime something untoward happens. When he’s not giving facts he’s just like directly narrating the story on screen like to a sleepy toddler in between very soft chuckles at his co-stars being cute.
He is engaged with this process. I am CHARMED.
@matzahball
For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner--I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones
great poast every one👍
I have drawn him.... The High Geologist
Can’t believe he’s ace
He is now And here’s the photo evidence:
hey guys...https://twitter.com/MatthewLillard/status/1322648148364324864 so does this make it canon?
the high geologist has ascended
every time i see this post it gets.... better? but also weirder.
Making my little sister identify random Star Trek characters:
White Bread:
“If the computer ever doesn’t work, he sticks his finger in the socket and becomes the computer.”
“He hasn’t been outside in like, 80 years.”
“He cuts his own hair.”
Charles Xavier:
“He’s Captain Kirk’s father.”
“He comes onto the ship only for parent observation day, and he enjoys a good doughnut.”
Banana:
“He chose his name based on the color of his shirt. When you join the space, they let you pick a new name.”
“He works in the cafeteria, but everybody hates it because he only serves bananas.”
(This child has watched the original series. I don’t understand.)
Martha John:
“She used to be a nun, but she liked the space life instead, so she quit the sisterhood and joined the space.”
“White Bread cuts her hair too, with computer-like precision.”
“She hosts the ship’s karaoke party every Friday, and always opens with ‘My Heart Will Go On’.”
Darren:
“He’s the head of weapons” (said after I insisted that the ship has to have people with practical skills and not just party organizers.)
“When he joined, everyone thought he was so pretty they put his picture up everywhere.”
“He studies aliens but only the little ones.”
Winkle:
“They rescued Winkle from a bacon farm.”
“They give him a spray tan when he feels sad.”
“His job on the ship is he’s an emotional support animal, but he’s also a man.”
Sansha:
“What’s on her head?”
“Okay she studies space bugs, but when she flies around in space her visit only covers part of her face, so there’s bug debris.”
“She doesn’t like Winkle because he’s not a bug.”
“First name: He. Last name: Hears”
“He’s the professional ‘spakeup artist’ (space makeup artist). His job is to make them all look good.”
“Ears are in style right now.”
“His eyeshadow is on fleek.”
Dan:
“Just an ordinary man.”
“His part-time job is fixing the ship’s engines. His full-time job is being a footrest. He sits down and lets people rest their feet on him.”
“They’re not sure he’s human but don’t question him because he might have a deeper power.”
Lieclops:
“He lies.”
“He’s in charge of alien communications because he speaks a bunch of languages, but he only knows how to lie.”
“He has no eyes, only lies. That’s his motto. ‘All lies, no eyes’.”
happy holidays this is my new absolute favorite tik tok
A meteor has landed on Earth. It has been contained.
Status:
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Thor, directed by Kenneth Branagh
When New Yorkers hear a violin 🤣🤣🕺🏾🔥
This is what I should think when they say “Boys will be boys”
Wholesome content~ xD
#i love everything about this#not only is it wholesome#it just speaks to how music brings us together#music is not just art it’s LIFE#so good (via @twittertveited)
finally a house with the correct amount of books in it
the first complaynts are coming in: jess thinks my rimes are but a sin. she canot see the meme’s apeel. the bredlik love she does not feel.
why are you like this
the way i am i will admitte makes little sence: i am a twitte. but who is werce- the crazy gal or she who kepes her as a pal?
why must you
i must becos this simpel meme is now my lyf, my waking dreme. if i should try to speke in prose the cow appears:
he liks my nose.
are you kidding me
i kid yu not. i shall not tire. to rime this way is my desire. the world may bern or floode insted: but i’ll be here to lik some bred.
please stop
even your tags were in lik the bred format
i give up
this post has killed me
just yesterday the words above were sed by jess who has no love for any childe made up of rime. she may yet change. i’ll give her tyme.
The ultimate bredlik post!
your friend is wronge I haue to saye Thy bredlik post hast mayde my daye i hope they lerne from this instead: embrace the meme and lik the bred
