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ig and tiktok: lantsovsbitch

[lantsovsbitch]

“beauty was your armor. fragile stuff, all show. but what's inside you? that's steel. it's brave and unbreakable. and it doesn't need fixing.”

[lantsovsbitch]

nina: girls are so hot

jesper: guys too, just look at wylan over there

*wylan who has no idea what they’re talking about looks over, waves and smiles*

jesper: *sighs* why is he the hottest tho?

inej, sneaking up on them, as always: you’re telling me you didn’t call wylan ‘wylan van sunshine’ for that specific reason?

[lantsovsbitch]

“you are all i’ve ever wanted. you are the whole of my heart.”

[lantsovsbitch]

“that’s the laugh.”

[lantsovsbitch]

jesper llewellyn fahey is 1000% the little spoon. like shut up if you think otherwise.

[lantsovsbitch]

to whoever was in charge of casting the characters of shadow and bone... may both sides of your pillow be forever cold.

[lantsovsbitch]

thinking about how the people that have only watched shadow and bone will never know that kaz once imagined watching inej’s braid come uncoiled, wrapping it in his hand and rubbing his thumb over the pattern of the plait.

sobbing.

[lantsovsbitch]

no thoughts, head empty, just the idea of kaz and inej being the *cool* auntie and uncle to wesper’s daughter and scaring the shit out of other kids when they take her to go and get waffles in the barrel.

[lantsovsbitch]

looks like a cinnamon roll, is actually a cinnamon roll: nikolai

looks like a cinnamon roll, could actually kill you: alina

looks like they could kill you, is actually a cinnamon roll: mal

looks like they could kill you, could actually kill you: tamar & tolya

[lantsovsbitch]

i’m feeling depressed, it’s time to cope in a healthy way...

*watches this again for the millionth time*

[lantsovsbitch]

no i don’t think you understand... i’m OBSESSED

[lantsovsbitch]

the signs as underrated (imo) grishaverse characters

aries: tamar kir-bataar

taurus: tolya kir-bataar

gemini: alys van eck

cancer: joost van poel

leo: malyen oretsev

virgo: kuwei yul-bo

libra: leoni hilli

scorpio: zoya nazyalensky

sagittarius: genya safin

capricorn: adrik zhabin

aquarius: hanne brum

pisces: misha