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yukinnn

Is it too late for Sidlink?

brachyzoid

Link has a stick

softcells

i think i want a glass packer, it would give me an edge and add a lot of danger to my mundane life

softcells

dance too hard in the club and my dick flies out of my pant and shatters all over the floor

bogfox

Cinderella

obiwanishinaabe

Don’t use the AncestryDNA testing service without actually reading the Ancestry.com

I will take every opportunity to warn people against these genetics testing “services.” They are huge data mines and prospecting firms, and if you are Indigenous, your submission may be their way around tribal moratoriums against these sorts of collections.

Plus, they don’t mean anything as far as Indigenous identity.

rosemoo

Oh wow, read this. Excerpt, emphasis mine:

“Buried in the “Informed Consent” section, which is incorporated into the Terms of Service, Ancestry.com warns customers, “it is possible that information about you or a genetic relative could be revealed, such as that you or a relative are carriers of a particular disease. That information could be used by insurers to deny you insurance coverage, by law enforcement agencies to identify you or your relatives, and in some places, the data could be used by employers to deny employment.”

This is a massive red flag. The data “you or a genetic relative” give to AncestryDNA could be used against “you or a genetic relative” by employers, insurers, and law enforcement.

For example, a young woman named Theresa Morelli applied for individual disability insurance, consented to release of her medical records through the Medical Information Bureau (a credit reporting agency for medical history), and was approved for coverage. One month later, Ms. Morelli’s coverage was cancelled and premiums refunded when the insurer learned her father had Huntington’s disease, a genetic illness.“

simpconnoisseur

Oh tf wow

timemachineyeah

Ancestry.com is the woooorst. Don’t use them ever.

They also are owned by the LDS church, and get all their genealogy information for the genealogy work the members are pressured to do to make sure their extended family (and all of humankind) gets eternal saving ordinances. The church coerces people into providing free labor in genealogy research under the threat of losing your family in eternity if you don’t. They then take that free labor, aggregate it, and sell it for a profit through Ancestry.com.

So

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Ancestry.com exploits the free labor of people to sell it, and also exploits your DNA test results to sell them, so that people can exploit you based on the results of those tests, and they make you pay for the privilege.

Don’t ever touch that fucking company.

madmonksandmaenads

My career goal is to become the most esoteric public works engineer in history.

flagellant

I need you to infiltrate the masons and create a Gnostic sect as part of a bid for a major schism

madmonksandmaenads

On it Boss!

*Takes out a rattle can of gold spray paint and begins to gild my plastic compass and square*

shinyladykingdom

Chocolate guy did it again

obeliskandmetronome

raqhaelia-deactivated20241212

mioxenoblade

Actually, the scariest part of Alien (1979) is how no one tried to understand the Xenomorph and just branded her a monster from the start. We can't chose the circumstances of our birth and it's the choices we make that define who we are.

velociraptors-in-hats

She chose to eat people

mioxenoblade

God forbid women do anything

dbssh

best thing i ever accepted about people is that most people are just kind of gross like, physically

dbssh

like most people have gross little bad habits and let the laundry go a little too long and sweat in weird places and are messy eaters and have weird laughs and are a little greasy and asymettrical and have stains and tears and wear on the things they own and its like literally fine and human. we dont need to worry about that stuff and frankly we should kill whoever is responsible for making us think humans are even capable of being perfectly polished made up hygeine machines 24/7. we are little animals we came from the dirt and sometimes you scratch your buttcrack or pick at scabs or what the fuck ever it is literally normal animal behaviour !!! let the soft animal of your body ect ect nd sometimes the soft animal of your body is a little yucky.