Trees

[gunsandfireandshit]

Remember, if you haven't felt the first edible in 5-10 minutes eat two or three more

[bat-demon]

op tryna make bees come outta ppls bones

[gunsandfireandshit]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[gunsandfireandshit]

Thank you for appreciating my image cropping

[transmasculineswag]

Transmasc Swag Polls- ROUND 1

Jesse Pinkman (Breaking Bad) v Cinderella (Tři oříšky pro Popelku)

Jesse (he/him)

Cinderella (she/her)

Neither/ See Results

Voting ended onMay 29, 2024

Propaganda and other info under the cut.

CANONICITY LEVELS-

JESSE: Subtext/ Coded CINDERELLA: Subtext/ Coded

MEDIA? Breaking Bad (and other related media), Tři oříšky pro Popelku/Three Wishes for Cinderella JESSE PROPAGANDA- Wearing 500 layers, a beanie, and one of the most shitty comedic t-shirt at all times. Jesse PINKman, Walter WHITE, BLUE meth? That’s the trans flag babey. Tells his girlfriend about a male kangaroo furry oc he made and when she points out only the female kangaroos have the pouches (which his male kangaroo oc has) he says “I know”. If he ain’t trans at least his fursona is canonically trans. His power is selling meth and being baby boy coded. My favorite trans moment was when he sold crystal meth. tbh this is mostly for the bit (albeit this is still a serious submission). I imagine I am not the first or last person to [submit him]. Please include him please istg. CINDERELLA PROPAGANDA- One of the most iconic scenes in the movie is her dressed as a huntsman and successfully outcompeting the prince and his companions in hunting. Was the queer awakening for half of the queer population in this country. Cinderella is, well, Cinderella so y'know, evil stepmother and stepsister, yada yada, anyway. She's a great horse rider, can shoot a crossbow and has an owl friend (who is implied to be magic)! The plot kicks in when she received three magical hazelnuts, each hiding a dress - the huntsman outfit, a ball dress, and a wedding dress. She meets the prince three times and later at the ball she gives him three riddles to solve, only after which he can learn her identity and marry her if he wishes.

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

happy pride month central europeans

[mistressemmedi]

Happy frociaggine month 👍🏻

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

[neopolitanfox]

This is especially funny because they aren’t even right. Foxes *ARE* dogs.

[trojanhorse8-2]

No they aren’t.

[supreme-leader-stoat]

yes they are. because they are fluffye.

[trojanhorse8-2]

OK yes they are.

[mr-deep-downer]

Dog

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

Dog

[utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat]

Different family, but same order as @pictures-of-dogs

[zarabithia12365-deactivated2022]

No, they are the same family. They are the same kingdom, phylum, order and family. They separate at the genus.

They’re a dog.

[birdsareblooming]

yeah they’re fluffye

[dacavendishtime]

theyre literally not dogs theyre not even fluffy. can we get science tumblr over hear or what!?

[birdsareblooming]

checkmate athiests

[ajarofpickledtears]

fluffye

[pa-pa-plasma]

okay but they literally are dogs, for those who are confused

[stele3]

If foxes are dogs, then so are wolves, coyotes, dingoes, jackals, and several other extant and extinct species.

Behold! A dog.

[lemon-badgeress]

of course it’s a dog you buffoon. it’s fluffye.

[findingfeather]

Why on earth would someone think “BUT IF THEY’RE DOGS SO AR -”

Like yes of course wolves are dogs, where have you been. Jackals are excellent doggies! So are coyotes. Why is this confusing.

[theknightlywolfe]

I love that this is literally two completely different arguments running simultaneously.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

That guy up there who said they’re not even fluffy was thinking of sharks

[thebelovedlion]

sharks are also dogs. ravenous water dogs, but still dogs

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Sharks can NOT be dogs they are SMOOTH

[porcupine-girl]

Tags via @jenroses

[gabyluvsxena]

sharks are smooth dogs

[grubby-gerblin]

BEHOLD, a SHARK

[bamboozled-bumblefuck]

17 clown car pileup 84 injured 193 dead

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

that shark so smooth she slid right outta the sea and onto the grass…

[martindykewood]

put your nuance in the tags/comments. IS FISH MEAT?

yes

no

Voting ended onMay 17, 2024

[evilgumby]

hmmm so should i tell my psychiatrist the honest truth or should i be extremely charming lovable and be the best number one patient of the day

[simulationswarm]

literally this

[spinningspinach]

OK, but sometimes train go before I sit 😥

[mapsontheweb]

Topographic map of the Netherlands

[eljardineroguapo420]

[vanity-complex]

Love is love 🥰

[nando161mando]

oops! it seems i tripped and dropped several million free books, papers, and other resources

https://annas-archive.org

https://sci-hub.se

https://z-lib.is

https://libgen.is

https://libgen.rs

https://www.pdfdrive.com

https://library.memoryoftheworld.org

https://monoskop.org/Monoskop

https://libcom.org

https://libretexts.org

http://classics.mit.edu

https://librivox.org

https://standardebooks.org

https://www.gutenberg.org

https://core.ac.uk

[abalidoth]

Fun little math trick I find really helpful: the ratio of a mile to a kilometer is within 1% of the Golden Ratio. That means that if you have a good memory for Fibonacci numbers (1 2 3 5 8 13 21 34 55 89) you can convert pretty accurately by taking consecutive Fibonacci numbers.

For example, 89 kilometers is really close to 55 miles (55.3). Or, say you need to convert 26 miles to kilometers: 26 can be written as 21 plus 5, so taking the next Fibonacci number up gives 34 and 8, meaning it should be around 42 kilometers. Sure enough, it's 41.8 km!

[tamberoo]

i need several moments, math like this scares me

[abalidoth]

Not gonna lie, as much as I want to be helpful and comprehensible, I am very proud of provoking that reaction image.

[perhapsihavesucceeded]

I took a jaunt around europe and used this trick constantly

[c3rvida3]

When I was in the hospital, they gave me a big bracelet that said ALLERGY, but like. I'm allergic to bees. Were they going to prescribe me bees in there.

[mothocean]

[asphodelimago]

So there's a medication called hyaluronidase. It's used to make other medications absorb better, because it makes the cell wall more permeable.

One common usage is to make local anesthetic more effective during surgery, for instance. It's used in a number of injected medications.

Bee stings contain an enzyme very similar to this medication, so sometimes, people with bee allergies have an allergic reaction to hyaluronidase.

This is called cross-reactivity, where your body mistakes something for the thing it's actually allergic to, and has an allergic reaction anyway. For instance, sometimes people with latex allergies also are allergic to bananas and other fruits. They don't actually contain latex, but there are some similar proteins.

Apparently, hyraluronidase used in humans is derived from one of four sources: sheep testicles, cow testicles, cow testicles again, and GMO hamster ovaries.

tl;dr: They won't inject you with bees, but they might inject you with purified cow testicle juice, and your body might say 'eh, cow balls are BASICALLY bees' and try to kill you anyway.

[bearbellyblog]

The world is full of such beauty and wonder. Thank you for that sentence.

[stiwfssr]

This porno didn’t fuck around

[practical---bitchcraft]

[yourdadsghoulfriend]

there’s… a lot to take in here…

[fineillsignup]

I was so flummoxed by this I had to learn more, so I took to Google, where I found this blog post by Dan Cardone, who was a grip on this film. Some highlights:

This was the first set I had been on that featured three directors, and hopefully the last. One director was there to primarily film the sex scenes, which he did effectively and economically. The other two directors handled what is called in porn-lingo ‘B-Roll’, i.e. everything non sexual. Which on this film was substantial. The plot for To The Last Man involves two ranches populated entirely by horny men who have random sex and feud over water, as they are in the middle of a crippling drought. Which is why we filmed in Arizona during thunderstorm season…

It’s amazing no one got killed, or seriously injured. There was horse riding, there were fight scenes of rocky escarpments, there were drownings. When the real guns and live ammunition came out for a scene I thought, “That’s it, I’m going back to the truck”.

Fortunately, one of the models was also a fully qualified nurse, so that saved money, time and also lives. Plus, he was sexy, so it was win/win.

[abysmallylost23]

[passivefan-deactivated20230702]

[theliterarywolf]

All this talk and no one posts a link. God damn it, have to do everything myself around here! Here’s the promo page with previews and a purchase link from the actual Raging Stallions Studios website.

[adulthumanproblem-deactivated20]

Wait WHAT

It takes me a random Wikipedia rabbit hole about the Brocken to find out that

The creator of Bibi Blocksberg and Benjamin Blümchen was married to PETER LUSTIG???

[curseworm]

im loving this article written by som mycologists who accidentally got high as fuck on fly agaric

[curseworm]

[lesbianrustcohle]

here’s the article

[lesbianrustcohle]

this is absolute gold please click that link

i love scientists

[silly-ehggy]

is 60°F warm or cool

warm

cool

Voting ended onMay 3, 2024

No in between. Reblog if you vote pleas

[silly-ehggy]

Again, please reblog if you vote. At least like, man

[baddywronglegs]

For everyone not from the US this is 15.5°

[gallusrostromegalus]

60°F is warm in spring and cool in fall.

[redstonedust]

always blows my mind as a european when people talk about states like “yeah theres nothing in ohio/montana/wyoming/etc” because i look at a map like but. but theyre so big. every state could qualify as its own country what do you mean theres nothing there. and then i ask people from those states and theyre like “yeah theres nothing here” what do you mean theres nothing there!!!

[yokelfelonking]

What’s in the steppes of Russia, or the northern forests of Scandinavia? What’s in the Sahara desert?

[redstonedust]

id like us to sit here and identify some key differences between the sahara desert and ohio for a moment

[yokelfelonking]

as a former Ohio resident I think that the key difference is that the sahara probably has more jobs unrelated to meth

[redstonedust]

untapped meth market in the depths of the sahara desert

[katelyn-danger]

[redeyye]

[ID: the cover of the book Dune by Frank Herbert. /end ID]