Lapelduvidalavida

Shannon (she/her) | 28 | Partial to info-dumping and being info-dumped on

[sexygrammaticalerrors]

[fucktoyfelix]

[ziggythewize]

Shauna when it’s time to hunt cunty lesbians

[moveslikekeithrichards]

trying to calculate which part of your godforsaken body you should aim to preserve while choosing a sleeping position on any given night

[its-dazey]

Microdosing Piranesi by eating seaweed and forgetting things

[besotted-with-austen]

What Elizabeth says:

Elizabeth Bennet: I like going to this specific place at this specific time to wander around a bit-I am telling you so that you get the message and start avoid this specific place when I am walking, since coming out and asking you to get out of my way would be extremely rude.

What Mr Darcy hears:

Elizabeth Bennet: *twirling her hair* if you want to meet and walk together in a Regency proto-version of a date you just have to come at this specific place at this specific time! You will find me! I am telling you so that you get the message and start putting the moves on me, since coming out and telling you that I am interested would be extremely forward!

[waldemarstr]

Have we considered that between Ilya Slavanov and Mr. Autism 3000 this is probably how they look to the outside world even when they're as happy as can be 😭

[tragicburnout]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

[alphacrone]

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

[fairycosmos]

my dead wife. the ad free internet

[tulipseason]

this is harrow on the erebos. to me

[badxwolf]

Where is "rose is watching her planet die while the doctor is slaying in the corner" I haven't seen her on my dash in a while I miss her

[fenrirscarsback]

[unadulteratedhideouttrash]

[silvermoon424]

This tweet read me to filth

[ofchaosgoddess]

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

[nothereforthedrama]

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

[lappelduvivalavida]

help I’m having ideas beyond my available executive function

[ofchaosgoddess]

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

[nothereforthedrama]

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

[fishpondfish]

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

[hesitantlyhappy]

iwtv seasons one and two was like being tucked into bed and read a heartbreaking story by Louis du pointe du lac. The Vampire Lestat is like your blackout drunk uncle trying to tell you an anecdote at a family gathering