Life's Too Short To Even Care At All

[clowngirrl]

[dyatlovpassingprivilege]

hunk of parmesan: i'm getting so small! 😁 keep going! i wonder if i can get even smaller 😯

microplane, getting more and more delirious with lust as my knuckles get closer to it: he's ruight

[nylarac]

[tsunderrated]

[dogpuppy]

[segamascott]

[sludgejudy-deactivated20220405]

HOW TO UNREGISTER FROM NBA DRAFT

[sludgejudy-deactivated20220405]

I DONT WANT TO PLAY

[sludgejudy-deactivated20220405]

HOW TO DODGE NBA DRAFT

[sludgejudy-deactivated20220405]

this cant be happening……

[todayintokyo]

Tiger by 十筆斎

[feldfrog]

Mark Cuban: Your fly is down

Me: Good evening sharks. My invention is pants where that’s okay.

[dogpuppy]

[bimmyjimmy]

i didnt know the flash was on

[crabussy]

captivated by his colours. how is he doing this

[ashleyjizzdale3]

[godspeedyoublackemperor]

childaborting hips

[amnesiaguy]

all my haters become tomaters in my lovely summer garden

[eebie]

[rathayibacter]

that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet

[loveridden1999]

[undying-princess]

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

[fuckingsushi]