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@larlypoof
one of these days i'll have a pussy. and then you'll see. and then you'll ALL see.
...not like that
How people get nicknames:
Recipient of a third-degree burn in front of witnesses. IE, "I won't take that shit from a man dressed like a ghostbuster"= "Gostbuster" or "Buster"
A distinctive personal feature or quirk. IE, "Have you noticed how that new guy is always eating bell peppers?" = "Peppers", or "That chick has a massive forehead" = "Forehead".
An embarrassing thing you said or did. IE, "Did you seriously call Dale "Dad"?" = "Junior", "Baby boy", "Sport"
A game of name-mutation telephone. IE, "Donny Clyde" = "Bonnie 'n' Clyde" = "Bonnie" = "Bon-bon".
Irony. IE, calling a tall person "short stack" or a particularly dour person "sunshine".
A 'wrong place wrong time' one-off incident. IE, "He spilled oil on his pants and had to borrow a pair that were way too big and Jim saw him with the waistband pulled up to his nipples and called him 'Parachute'"
A batman-style origin story but not in a cool way: "One time she hit a deer with the company car and when she called the boss to tell her she was crying so hard we thought she was dying" = "Bambi"
The incredibly rare 'admiration' nickname, bourne only once a millennia under the light of the blood moon: "We saw him lift a truck once so now we call him 'iron man'"
+ How Nicknames Stick:
Your fate is determined by The Counsel
You hate it
It's accurate
This reminds me of an article about how callsigns in movies are inaccurate because they're too cool. Generally your callsign in the military is like "Bepis" because you once pronounced "Pepsi" wrong.
^^^
girls when the media they're obsessed with is never going to be as good as they wish it could be
girls when the media they're obsessed with is never going to be as good as they wish it could be
rip critical reading born 12,000 years ago in mesopotamia died on twitter in 2013. :( rest easy king.
Do you listen to any "obscure" artists?
Yes (comment or leave in the tags?)
No
Cats understand "naughty". In fact I think they're the only animal who understands it. Dogs know "good" and "bad" but not Naughty. Same with theft. Cats know what theft is. They know when they are thieving and you can see it on their faces. Squirrels are thieves but they don't know that. They know "take" and "have" but they don't comprehend what it is to steal. Nor do raccoons or coyotes or any species of rodent. They may participate in theft but they are ignorant of the weight of what they do, the full meaning of it. Cats know what crime is and they do it on purpose.
im obsessed
oh, of course. because he died for our sins.
just wanna say i am a big fan of this trope specifically
There was a time when making a joke about double penetration by way of hermetic principle woulda done numbers on this website.
Tough crowd.
van gogh wasn't appreciated in his time either
Op, I'm sorry, but you sext like a homestuck character
How fucking dare you.
bau to the bau bau bau bau bau
Happy (late) birthday Kacchan!!
i really do think we should substitute gacha games instead for like. the random wikipedia article button. gives you the same "yay i got something new and exciting!" feeling without spending any money and you get to learn something new on wikipedia. the problem is that its missing a cute little storage menu where you can see all the links to different articles youve "collected"
so many people could be weaned off of gambling if we just gamified that website a *little* bit
okay so ummmmm. its real
absolutely fucking legendary first pull
HELL YES ENIGMATIC LEAF TURTLE
you can use this game to make a cow fight the state of new jersey's constitutional amendment process
my first card
okay what's going on here
At first i was like: why the hell is this on tumblr?! And then it suddenly made sense...
This is incredible.
if they want to make ace attorney more believably set in LA they need to include
Sweet James
as a character
I need to see Edgeworth stuck in traffic on I-5 getting angry he keeps seeing his bitter rival 𝓢𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓽 𝓙𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼 on all the billboards. capcom are you listening
as of a couple months go all the 𝓢𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓽 𝓙𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼 billboards have started including this Other Guy and I refuse to look up who he is and instead I’ve just been coming up with my own lawyer yaoi lore and that 𝓢𝔀𝓮𝓮𝓽 𝓙𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼 is softlaunching his new relationship