Ye Old Shoppe

The names Cassandra I've been a larry shipper for a long time.

[natashamaximova]

[chrisxscarlett]

BRB DYING OF CUTENESS

[ariadnesbishop]

the weight of chris and scarlett still doesn’t equal to thor look at their feet actually sliding lmao hemsworth is strong af

[httpixel]

“Flame Susan? Really?”

[philslesters]

i made a transparent version of this drawing so u can have floating dan and phil on ur blog :o)

[mytnatalie]

OH MY GOD!!! THATS SO FREAKING ADORABLE

[tastefullyoffensive]

Before and After Pictures of Animals Growing Up [via] Previously: Animals Using Other Animals as Pillows

[larryinflowers]

The turtle one tho o_O

[loganlerms]

the fbi will never catch me

[kaijutegu]

The ongoing saga of Harker and the stapler

My ball python, Harker, is really scared of this one stapler.

Every time he sees it, he balls up.

I was grading today and sure enough, the stapler was still scary.

However, for the first time, I introduced a second stapler!

He was nervous at first… 

But it didn’t take him long to warm up to it.

Pretty soon it became his best friend!

There was nothing the new stapler couldn’t do!

Including protecting him from the other stapler.

The moral of the story?

My snake is a weirdo.

[kaijutegu]

Update: Today I took Harker to my office, where he met another stapler.

He was fairly apathetic at first, but eventually they got on pretty well!

This stapler was smaller than either of the others, but one thing was sure: this stapler was definitely not scary!

Am I any closer to understanding my snake’s strange relationship with staplers?

Absolutely not.

[best-of-memes]

[captainharlock]

when you say frozen wasnt that good white people be like

[surprisebitch]

i cant fucking breathe

[mytnatalie]

I’m gonna cry

[octolevi]

[foolingtronnor]

Musical improv by Dan Howell.

[rosedquartz-deactivated20180619]

ohhh my gosh what a sweetie

[lovely-eyed-lester]

Yeah, but this is the probably the longest clip we’ve seen of dan when he is completely and 100% himself.. bc in videos and such, he’s probz getting a little more hyped than normal because he knows people are watching, same with livestreams. but here, it’s like, idunno breaking a 5th wall or something 

[jalex-isnotonfire]

[phanduil-deactivated20150801]

[keltbh]

[full view]

[gifsofdanandphil]

[secretsbest]

[ignitiondorks]

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

[theodorepython]

HES BREAD JIM

[moneyghosts]

JESUS CRUST

[vampandvisiongirl]

To pay my respects, Ill be sure to place a flour on his grave.

[semiotickitten]

I need this.

[cockroachsoup]

do you think i could cook a s’more on the really hot part of my laptop

[cockroachsoup]

I’m doing it

[cockroachsoup]

running two games in the background to cause laptop to heat up more

bottom of marshmallow is warm

[cockroachsoup]

the chocolate is soft enough that some comes off on my finger when touching it

it’s working

[cockroachsoup]

the chocolate is melting

i touched it and that happened

[cockroachsoup]

We did it kids

[sassenach-kiss]

welcome to the internet

[ruinedchildhood]

She warned him.